The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
âOne of your cashiers has a huge zit on her cheek. It was gross looking and I lost my appetite. She should have popped it before she came in this morning.â
âThe cashier over there was counting money. As a joke, my ten-year-old started shouting random numbers. The cashier made an angry face and now my son is upset. He has no right to get angry at a little kid who doesnât know any better.â
âCashiers shouldnât be drinking water bottles while on the clock. What if they put vodka in there?â
âOne of your employees has way too many tattoos and does her makeup way too dark. I donât like her funky colored hair either. Itâs trashy and unprofessional. I wonât be shopping here anymore.â
âIf the pregnant girl wanted to have relations out of wedlock, thatâs up to her, but she should be wearing a fake wedding band while sheâs working. I donât want my children to think that premarital sex is okay.â
âSome of your cigarettes are marked as â$1 off". You shouldnât sell them. They condone smoking.â
âI was told I couldnât bring my 15-year-old son into the liquor section. It wasnât like I was buying booze for him!â
âThe cashier farted silently while she was ringing me up. It smelled horrible.â
âYou shouldnât allow people to bring their service dogs in the store. I donât like dogs. They make me uncomfortable.â
âYou really shouldnât let your employees go home in the middle of a rush.â
âI let my son eat a banana while I was shopping. I told the cashier. She said that bananas go by weight and she canât ring them up without the actual product. She told me it was fine and just to remember for the next time, but I know she didnât mean it so I felt obligated to run all the way back to the produce department and grab another one so that she could charge me.â
âThere are way too many foreigners working here. You should be more concerned about making sure Americans are employed.â
âYou should build a separate bathroom for employees.â
âI pulled into a handicap spot. One of your cart pushers told me I had to move. I may not be handicapped but I have had a very long day and I donât have the energy to walk across the entire parking lot.â
âNot hiring my son because of his age is discrimination. I got him his working papers on his 14th birthday last week. That should be enough.â
âCashiers shouldnât let customers bag their own purchases under any circumstances.â