ima send ya hoe a text with the purple pickle

✿ koti ✿ nb ⚢ ✿

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[recoiled4]

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[frodoomsday]

ive unintentionally made "yucklet eyes" a term i use commonly so i will define it here. i dont know what anyone else calls this but yucklet eyes are when any animal does this especially if it's eyes dont normally look like that

[its-me-em28]

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[segamascott]

[termagax]

Hello there. Guess how much money I made last year? $28. I’m an investment banking analyst at a boutique firm, in M&A. I have my undergrad from the University of Chicago, one of the top schools in the country. With bonuses, sometimes I make even more. Are you jealous of that? Most people on Tumblr are usually jobless or they decided to major in the humanities and are poor.

$28?

[distractionsfromthefood]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense

[amanitaphalloides]

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

[radio-charlie]

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

[amanitaphalloides]

Ok this

[matsubrokq]

just ended 3 year relationship time to start using tumblr again

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[no-context-kh]

[glamrockmike]

are you five nights at fucking kidding me