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[thesituation]

[homefryboy]

og post by @snapsicle

[saltoncity]

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

[technofeudalism]

selling sea shells by the sea shore is one of the boldest hustles of all time

[dogpuppy]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[dogpuppy]

[cuppydogshane]

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

[the-disemvoweler]

M Nm s 8 PM. nd m lws rrvng whn y trnt Lkng

[consonant-remover]

8.y

I o a a i's ooa eo

[cuppydogshane]

if you two had a baby it would be a regular sentence. or perhaps silence.

[tim-official]

trying to harness train her and she immediately got in this position and got stuck

[spiribia]

it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you

[homeboygirl]

i just tried to use 2030 as an example of some distant far off year of the future.

>4 years

[threedollarsdotcom]

fun factory conveyor belt accident has harmed my bodiy

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[asimplepotato]

impressing the milfs at the parent teacher conference by unflattening pennies

[dickstolebyanalien]

the whole "sky writing" thing is so dumb. just wait for a cloud that looks like that

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that