Im Feral For Slutty Superheroes

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[crowx-menblog]

It's so funny to me that Scott's glasses are red. Anyone else play Ace Attorney? Godot can't see red bc his visor is red. If you wear white with red on it, he can't see the red. So what I'm proposing is this:

Jean getting ahold of one of Logan's slutty little white tank tops and putting "I cucked his wife" with an arrow in red.

"Shouldn't it say fucked?"

"This is funnier."

And having Logan stand next to Scott all day. Scott is confused but happy until Rogue and Gambit walk in and can't stop laughing. Logan is just drinking his beer with a smirk.

[avyaan087]

do they crash yes or no

[papayafromtv]

Jaybin who is less than impressed with how his and Dick’s ‘brotherly’ relationship is turning out, so when he finds little Timothy Drake stalking him on patrol with a camera he decides ‘you know what? FUCK Dick, I’LL be the big brother.’

he then proceeds to brother the fuck out of Tim behind Dick and Bruce’s back and when he dies, comes back, and finds Tim in his suit being trained and looked after by the Waynes, he isn’t mad at Tim for replacing him as Robin, but rather at Dick, for daring to steal his fucking kid.

Jason: are you shitting me?

Tim: Jason-

Jason: AFTER HOW SHIT OF A BROTHER HE WAS TO ME, AND YOU JUST LET HIM TAKE MY PLACE!?

Dick, never been more baffled in his life: how are you ali- WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TWO ALREADY KNEW EACH OTHER??!

Tim: Jason please, Dick wasn’t replacing you-!

Jason: PLEASE, TIMMY. I SAW YOU EATING ICE CREAM TOGETHER ON THE ROOF ACROSS FROM THE MEXICAN PLACE. THAT WAS OUR THING!

Dick: what the fuck is going on

Tim: Jason, just calm down a sec, we can talk about th-

Jason: NO FUCK YOU. IM GOING BACK TO THE DESERT.

Tim, watching Jason stomp off incredulously: what the fuck are you gonna do in a desert?!

Jason, flapping his hands and still storming away: M’ GONNA GO GRAB DAMIAN AND THEN WE’LL SEE WHOSE REALLY REPLACING BROTHERS, GOT IT ASSHOLE?

Tim:

Dick:

Tim, turning to Dick after Jason’s left: who the fuck is Damian?

Dick: i literally know nothing about anything that’s happened in the last twenty minutes, why would you ask me that?

~

*at the leagues compound*

Jason: *storms in*

Ra’s: dear god, he’s back.

Jason: *flips Ra’s off and silently storms over to where Damian’s colouring on the floor*

Jason: *swings Damian over his shoulder and turns to leave, still flipping Ra’s off one-handed*

Damian, disoriented: Ahki…?

Talia, not looking up from her book: make good choices, ensure he eats well.

Jason: *leaves with Damian*

Ra’s, under his breath: oh thank fuck

[redsray]

Tim and Damian having beef not because of the Robin suit but rather because they’re arguing over who’s the better younger brother to Jason.

(Sounds of Dick trying to figure things out in the background)

[frownyalfred]

Superbat meets the Kents for the first time is one of my favorite tropes for them. Ma and Pa Kent would be over the moon with anyone Clark brings home, it’s just baked in. They loved Lois, they loved Lana, and then when thirty-something Clark brings home a forty-something Gotham billionaire vigilante who looks like a super model except for the eyebags, they’re trying so hard.

Bruce clears his throat and says “I parked my plane in your corn field. I hope that’s alright.” And it takes Ma and Pa a moment to get over the words my plane before Pa says “The one near the barn?” and Bruce gives him the most bizarre look before replying “No, sir. The one you just harvested. I’ll backfill the wheel ruts before I take off, I know you’re planning on rotating crops for winter to fix the nitrogen” and Pa looks at Ma, Ma looks at Pa, and Pa claps Clark on the shoulder and says “This one…this one is more than okay.”

[localcursedfriend]

The Kents heard "plane" and "cornfield" and had horror flashbacks to when Clark brought home his boyfriend Lex Luthor who landed a plane right in the middle of a cornfield that was up for harvest the next day and the plane left a trail of dead plants and smooshed corn in its wake.

[ziyuanyuan1113]

Saw Superman recently and proceeded to rewatch Batman right after. They finally have two versions that complement each other well. Pls combine universes, it would be so fun :(

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Bsky

[matt-murdocks-whore]

I need battinson and corensupes in the same universe please please please

[hazzymayy]

Returning to my roots

[gravygranola]

getting a little friendly with the press

[ggetffree]

do you guys think cyclops has a visor tan

[matt-murdocks-whore]

Definitely, even in winter

[bianc0re]

One day i'm gonna grow wings again

[matt-murdocks-whore]

I think I must have done something very good to deserve to see this masterpiece

[lettaniko]

Finally finished this piece after months of reworking. Far from perfect, but I’m glad it’s done. Inspired by the amazing Bruno Redondo, Dan Mora, and especially Dexter Soy.

[faded-under-a-palm-tree]

[mightbebobbie]

they’re doing very important mission research and whatnot

[that-sea-sponge]

Your honor, I see no lies here.

[matt-murdocks-whore]

I love it when characters are hurt and start being mean and lashing out at the people who try to care for them

Yes my tiny feral mentally ill blorbo, ruin them!!!!

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[purgaytorysupremacy]

if you’re wondering why spellcheck and grammar check is worse now, it’s because they replaced it with AI! 🥰

now, instead of maintaining a comprehensive, nuanced, and human-maintained encyclopedia by which to check your document, they have switched to an AI that just compares what you’ve written to what other people write in, say, Google Docs, and use the most commonly used iteration.

ever have it change something like “all intents and purposes” to “all intensive purposes” or “should’ve” to “should of”? that’s why!

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

[youre-only-gay-once]

"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

[matt-murdocks-whore]

This makes me unrealistically mad, I’m gonna burn AI to the ground

[matt-murdocks-whore]

Gang I need some good Cherik fic recommendations pleazeeeeeeeeeee!! 🥹🥹🥹🤪🤪

[lyucky]

BEEN COOKING A BIGGER PIECE 🤐

today i offer you some phone backgrounds if anyone is interested 💞