maggie

she/her

[thexfiles]

[mrsfoxmulder]

A summation of 2017.

[necessaryprotection-deactivated]

[idontreallyfuckwithcheese]

#this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it?

[actuallygodzilla]

#he also grew up in chicago illinois not wisconsin

i cant believe john mulaney killed princess diana

[pettycentral]

[bpdbroken]

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded

[pietriarchy]

after hollywood is cleansed all that will be left is just keanu reeves and steve buscemi probably 

[softchad]

scrubs but we can’t hear JD’s thoughts

[marieduplessis]

holy shit

[emotionalaboutmyguap]

get rich or cry tryin

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[anti-capitalistlesbianwitch]

[ilovegodwyn]

Are you threatening me with violence

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]

[princesconsuela]

[mattfractions]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn't you say so earlier

[ithelpstodream]

[luciferpussy-deactivated2017110]

Not to sound like a millennial freak or anything but working everyday and slaving away for an organization or company or person who doesn’t care about you no matter how “good” the pay or benefits or atmosphere is is not the way human beings were meant to live. Destroying ourselves from the outside in and otherwise is neither living nor surviving and it’s so disgusting we’ve been pushed into believe that it’s just the way life is. None of us ever have truly experienced what life is lol

[graveside-s0nnet]

Tell that to the hunters and gatherers from the past.

[luciferpussy-deactivated2017110]

I read this comment six times trying to understand what it meant but then I saw you had a Rick and Morty icon and realized my IQ just isn’t high enough to understand the hot takes you’re putting forward

[keatonpatti]