Matt's Blog

[ruinedchildhood]

[strawberriesforastrology-deacti]

Breaking Astrology Down

Your Sun is about yourself. Your Moon is your heart. Your Rising is how you look. Your Mercury is the way you think. Your Venus is how you love. Your Mars is how you deal with life. Your Jupiter is your luck. Your Saturn is how you discipline yourself and your responsibilities. Your Uranus is how unique you are. Your Neptune is your imagination. Your Pluto is your transformation. Your Chiron is how you heal. Your Ceres is how you take care of yourself. Your Pallas is your relationships. Your Juno is beauty and Influences. Your Vesta is your potential and your organization. Your North Node is how you develop in your current life. Your South Node is how you developed in your past life. Your Midheaven is your career, how others view you. Your Lilith is your hidden emotions.

[fuckrealityihaveablog]

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

[absinthenoir-deactivated2019090]

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

[wunderlass]

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

[theresoneofyou]

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

[hey-there-nutlet-deactivated201]

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

[darkestelemental616]

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

[stephendann]

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

[voidbat]

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

[filmgifs]

The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

[mykidjustsaid]

[cerealkillerrr-blog1]

Holy shit

[your-uncle-dave]

Oh…damn…

[knights-of-kylo-ren]

.. My heart.

[mosaicabstract]

this proves that if you take away all the horrible dialogue, awkwardness, bad editing, and repulsive graphics from the prequels, they could have really been something worthwhile

[kooriicolada]

oh

[queerbogwitch]

jesus.

[bardqueenofgallifrey]

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

[han-j1]

I love that he said Pakeha

[littlereddove]

Can someone write what its being said in this?

[kc749]

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.

[dancinbutterfly]

I really need “What a great idea that is, Janice.” to be a meme filled with those stupid complete cognitive dissonance bigoted statements.

[johncribati]

[dash-of-dark]

Visit Original Link

JUST FUCKING LISTEN. 

THIS IS HALLOWEEN BUT NOT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

reblog so others can hear it!

[wideeyedsmile]

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

[marionetta-miyu]

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

[xelbleedsglitter]

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

[alexandrina-dragomann]

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

[starsovermyscars]

What is this masterpiece?

[sugarcoatedlimes-deactivated201]

10000000/10

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@purediamondtrash for Sunny

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@corruptedwhitegem @blackstardiopside @sssssick

[ask-miss-prince-deactivated2017]

// HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT 

[the-elf-sorceress]

YESPLEASE MM//

[bloodmxge]

@pirate-god

[occasionallygiveadamn]

@lauralot89

[trashi3y]

@neutralchaos1

[cleopatras-atlantica]

MY SEX SONG BITCH

[de-is-me-deactivated20180626]

Before listening: I’m a little scared of how into this people are.

After listening: IF THIS SONG WAS A PERSON, I’D LET THEM FUCK ME

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asdjfjshfoshdkshdjs

[charlieism]

I REBLOGGED IN LIKE A FEW SECONDS OMG

[fiti-vation]

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[jendejen-deactivated20170303]

MY FAVORITE POST EVER

[mattisinravenclaw]

THINGS THE SIGNS TEND TO DO

Aries: Have a sparkle in their eyes whenever they talk about things they are passionate about.

Taurus: Notice the small and intricate details about everyone.

Gemini: Keep others interested in them because their actions and words are always so unpredictable.

Cancer: Want to believe that others to have similar thoughts and feelings as them.

Leo: Walk into a room and own it like no one else ever can or ever will.

Virgo: Always look like they have their life together, even if the weight of the world is crashing down on them.

Libra: Have great conversations with anyone, no matter how similar or different they are from the other person.

Scorpio: Put so much passion in to everything they do, but still underestimate their abilities.

Sagittarius: Refuse to lie about anything and never miss out on an opportunity to show smart they are.

Capricorn: Come across as rude, but are really chill and sweet once you get to know them.

Aquarius: Give great advice because they look at life logically and try not to involve temporary emotions in decision making.

Pisces: Use their face as a clear billboard for their emotions.

[ultimate-whovian]

[freakxwannaxbe]

That scene in Mulan where all the ancestors are arguing about whose fault it was that Mulan ran off to join the army except with all the Force ghosts arguing about Ben Solo.

This is the greatest thing I have ever drawn I am so proud

[the-last-of-this-bitch-deactiva]

I HAVEN’T EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE YET AND THIS IS BRILLIANT

[ericscissorhands]

Just a little reminder of what’s to come this year. ;D

Happy New Year!

[samwwise]

[weloveshortvideos]

canadian wildlife

[unreasonable-avalanche]

DO NOT WATCH THIS IN THE LIBRARY BECAUSE YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD AND GET DIRTY LOOKS OMFG 

[bsmango]

@suddenlynuggets welcome to Canada.

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[timelordcybertronian]

I would literally die if this happened to me

[pr1nceshawn]

Resume Cheat Sheet.

[niggasandcomputers]

Type ALL the key/action words in white and the smallest font possible at the bottom of your resume because companies use databases that pinpoint them to select potential hires for recruiters

[teen-nick]

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