Matt Is Matter

[masc swing, he/him, Matt] Hi! I'm Matt and this is my blog :) Check my various pages for more info! (An actual ball of nerves. If I talk to u it took a lot of self prep first lmao.) FINALS MODE, hardly on <3

[mattismatter]

I have NO idea how I got into my old account but holy shit, sup.

@tmos-time

[mattismatter]

Hoo boy have I been busy! College, Work...(Way too much Skyrim). So here’s my dnd character Cobalt ^^ In hopes of sleep and freetime in the future! Cheers! #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #nerd https://www.instagram.com/p/BoTBPy9ha8L/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1sne97d61xtnd

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[glumshoe]

Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

children create their own magic

[thepaisleyelf]

have I talked about how my two cats love each other so much and they literally do everything together and they’re always piled all over each other like

even when they’re not sleeping they’re just hanging out 

[snoop-dork]

shut the fuck up and look at these fucking cats holy fucking hell shitfuck holy fuck

[simakai]

Ace colors are so relaxing, don’t you think so? Anyway, I’m at 4/9 on the LGBT+ hoodies, I hope to make Genderqueer and Genderfluid next week! Stay tuned! :O

[bluerats]

holy shit can i buy one!?

[simakai]

I’ll put it on my Etsy shop as soon as I get the whole pride flag collection done. Hopefully for early May. Stay tuned! ;) (Woah this got so many notes suddenly! :O )

[sensry]

Stimmy! Source: X

[positivegrunge]

Honestly me.

[mandalora]

@tsukujin Never thought I’d be drawing this, but here I fucking am

[xoxomyseriesxoxo]

light and shadow

[eisdax]

Yes. These bastards (and actually the whole Sheikah design) is based on the japanese Jomon pottery.

[musashi]

you….. you understand the implications of this, right? the pottery is finally revolting against Link after all these years

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

And not just any pottery. The oldest piece of Jomon pottery is somewhere around 16,500 years old, making it the earliest example of pottery in Japan and one of the earliest in the entire world.

Link has smashed so many vases that the Elder Pots themselves are coming to kill him.

[cliffordmemes77-blog]

[slimdaddymbaku]

American healthcare system be like

[tubacondom]

I️ fucking hate this

[uuddlrlrba-start]

definitely made by a non-american with VERY little understanding of our healthcare system

there, I fixed it

[big-gay-bird]

More like 

[marius7th]

I’m crying at the corrections done to it.

[vrabia]

TIL that sarper duman, aka the piano cat guy, is an enthusiastic cat dad who rescues and cares for injured stray cats in istanbul. 

“i always play piano at my home almost every night and whenever i sit to play, all my cats come around, they hang out with me and they love to sleep around the piano.”

“they are peaceful, i am more at peace thanks to them”

one of his cats is blind. "his happiest moment is at the window. listening to the birds, getting fresh air is our favorite activity. i hang out an hour every day at the window with my angel.“

there are currently 19 cats living in his home and he started a fundraiser to help cover their medical costs. 

[butter-and-too-much-bread]

This is literally The Cat Lady on antidepressants.

[moosopp-art]

Support friends interests

[distressedmoonchild]

Phil: *creaming the butter*

Dan: someone somewhere is finding this arousing… if that’s you I’m publicly kinkshaming you

Me:

[ithelpstodream]

[juliansoldishacct]

👏 WHERE 👏 IS 👏 THAT 👏 COLD 👏 WEATHER 👏