The Man Without Fear

Matt Murdock. 23. AKA Daredevil. Attorney "Out" Law. Horrible with puns.

[betty-rouge]

Oh, yay! I’ve passed multiple tests in my life but this one is by far the most satisfying. 

I’ll remember that. When Christmas rolls around I’ll be sure to come to you first. Of course I’ve met people I didn’t click with. It just never ends well.

[mattknowsnofear]

-He laughs- Better keep yourself on your toes. That's not the last one, and they'll come at random.

I'll be the one under the mistletoe. Well, as long as you don't end up killing someone in cold murder, it's fine. No one's a 20 dollar bill to sit well with everyone.

[remnantsof]

Well you’re totally more than welcome to however many slices you want — just know you’ll have to repay me with like a Crumbs cupcake or something later. Gotta keep the food balance even and all that.

[mattknowsnofear]

Hey, I gotta repay the favor. All the crumbs cupcake you want! Even maybe some coffee or the drink of your choice. Special offer since you're gonna be so generous.

[betty-rouge]

There are people who don’t like The Beatles?

Oh is that so? And how would you manage that? Parking, that is. Yes, I would suspect there to be a few not so nice people around. But I don’t think it’d be a good idea for me to meet them.

[mattknowsnofear]

Test one; you've passed. Good job.

Oh, I can't. But I could. I have my that pass thing laying around somewhere. So, if you ever need to park at a shopping mall during Christmas, I'm your guy. Why would you say that? I mean, it's bound to happen. Haven't you met anyone you just did not click with?

[shut-queen-blog1]

[remnantsof]

Nah, not really. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love food, but more in the “I’m gonna eat this whole pizza pie in one sitting and no one can stop me” kind of way. Plus, a sit-down job like that would drive me nuts. Got way too much energy for something like that. 

[mattknowsnofear]

Oooh! I've been dying to buy a big New York style pizza. Why would you do this to me? Have you no pity for the disabled?

[betty-rouge]

Then I only intend to deliver the best. 

Can’t see? Why is that? I mean, if you don’t mind me asking, of course. As for the residents, I’ve only met a handful but they seem to be quite lovely.

[mattknowsnofear]

I've got a feeling you'll prevail. That's also a nice Beatles song. "I've Got a feeling." You like The Beatles?

Well, um... I'm blind. Oh, it's no trouble. It's part of who I am. You should see how I don't have to make a line anywhere. And I'd get the best parking spots, if I could drive. They have been generally nice so far. I'm sure there are some rotten apples.

[remnantsof]

See, I knew they had to bring me to this place for a reason. I’m just glad I finally figured it out. Food rationalization. I’m gonna be a pro at it in no time.

[mattknowsnofear]

Ever thought about going into nutrition? There could be a bright future for you in that field.

[elektranatchios-kills-blog]

[starts laughing again]  Will you? Well, aren’t you a darling. [holding onto his suit’s sleeve, she gave a small tug] Okay, come on. 

[mattknowsnofear]

Can't say I don't spoil you. Look. Double negatives for you. -Chuckles as he's pulled- All right, all right. I'm coming!

[mattknowsnofear]

-As Daredevil-

[puns-bullets-pointythings]

You know Spidey too? Pretty cool guy, though I don’t get why he has his own theme song. It’s not like he has a TV show or anything. [pulls his work phone out of one of the pockets on his belt, scrolling quickly before taking a step towards the guy and hitting play, the song starting a short moment later. Speaks over it] You get stuck in rehab or something? That’s usually what people go away for, right?

[mattknowsnofear]

Yes. Spidey and I have cross paths plenty of times. He can't seem to be without me for too long. New York loves him. You get the love of this city, you've got it all. -Smiles and bows his head in thanks for the song- Federal prion can be thought of as some sort of rehab, depends on how you view it, I suppose.

[betty-rouge]

What can I say? I have great taste.

Though I must say, this place is pretty impressive.

[mattknowsnofear]

I'll be the judge of that. You'll be under great scrutiny from now on. I expect only the best.

I'd agree, but I can't really see. Its residents, though... Amazing.

[remnantsof]

Chocolate comes from cocoa which comes out of a tree. That technically makes chocolate a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. New rule.

[mattknowsnofear]

I'm pretty sure this would hold up in any court of law. You, m'am, are truly a brilliant mind.

[thegraceofmisspaige]

I wouldn’t mind at all. Company is company, and getting guided around here is just a bonus. Adventure would be a bonus as well.

[mattknowsnofear]

I'm company, that's true. A guide... well, I'll just say "Here we have a hallway, I think. Over there there's a room, maybe. This next door is not a bathroom. Believe me. I know for sure." Let's not get into details about that last one. I just know where the cafeteria is because I can smell it. Adventure time, it is.

[thegraceofmisspaige]

I don’t suppose I can coerce someone into showing me about? I am willing to trade food in exchange for the service.

[mattknowsnofear]

If you don't mind a blind man to be your guide, I volunteer. Could be quite an adventure.

[betty-rouge]

Well, it’s not Stanford, but I think I could get used to this.

[mattknowsnofear]

A lady with high standards, I see. Ivy League standard, huh.

[happilyartsy]

ladies and gentlemen, Sam Claflin and his okay-looking dimples.

[pedalbear]

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[better-than-stark]

[As New Goblin]

[Flying around via the Goblin Glider before slowing to a stop on the rooftop of the Academy, laughing to himself as he steps off the Glider and begins pacing around the rooftop saying to the voice in his mind] Back, back, back! I’m so glad I’m back. Soon, we’ll make our debut and then see how the city likes us. Soon! Well I didn’t exactly put it in a planner, now did I? I’ve been to busy being nice to you for the past few weeks.

[mattknowsnofear]

-After a night of trying to do his thing, keep NYC safe from whatever devious member of society tried to make their wrongdoing without problems, DD swings back home, only to find a stranger there. He manages to hear the last few of his words, before holding on to his billy clubs and approaching- Being nice to whom...?