heavy metal broke my heart

Ashley / 25 / Michigan this blog is shit and i don't even know what I'm doing with it anymore. Expect lots of trash and garbage and enjoy your stay

[catchymemes]

[ydrill]

I genuinely love all those comments on this video

[gomi-chandesu]

Would like to formally apologize to the animation team behind the OG scooby doo. I thought this shit was just cheap animation, they really did just dance like that back then.

[imsoshive]

When you just finished dicking her down and now you in her pantry looking at all of her son’s snacks you about to eat

[afloweroutofstone]

This meme is far too powerful, and should be locked away in a vault where civilians are unable to access it

[imp-deactivated20171219-deactiv]

this is literally the scariest post i have ever seen

[braindead-virtually-tv]

When you finally find the man who’s been dicking your mom down and stealing all your snacks

[cecut]

HELLO

[wurnbo]

[quitetheketch-moved]

[tilthat]

TIL - You can skip piracy warnings and trailers on a DVD by pressing STOP -> STOP -> PLAY

via reddit.com

[newkidsonmycock31]

i can’t wait to do this 10 years ago

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

Let’s hear it for bagel & cream cheese

[itsjustminormending]

[witnessings]

ben shapiro seriously saying “you’re stupid and poor. but i can wear lifts” to a bot made to call him short is so fucking funny

[chismosavirus]

[digitalbeachrave]

just like a cokey cola……

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

guy at petsmart kept referring to his single dog with they/them pronouns and I have no idea if it was because he was picking up on queer vibes from us and trying to subtly advertise his solidarity or if he had a non-binary dog

[marisatomay]

“don’t eat honey because it exploits the bees and they can’t consent!!!” bees are literally unionized and will walk out if they don’t like being in the beekeeper’s hives

[redshiftsinger]

It's true.

I worked with a beekeeper (not at beekeeping, guy had a day job as a machinist and kept bees as a side thing). One day there was a swarm in the parking lot and people were freaking out because, y'know, BEES EVERYWHERE. Beekeeper guy went to his truck. Pulled a swarm-catching box out. Put it on the ground and walked away. Bees went in the box after a while. Guy put the box back in his truck and drove home with them.

You cannot prevent bees from leaving a hive they don't like the conditions of, without also preventing them from being able to make honey. The latter is dependent on them being able to come and go as they please. If they don't like their hive THEY WILL LEAVE.

Beekeeping is probably the single most non-exploitative animal agriculture in the entirety of human history. I don't know how it's even possible to exploit bees. They answer only to their queen.

[swordshapedleaves]

They absolutely do not answer to the queen. If she sucks they will kill her and make a new one.

[solarthief]

the more i learn about bees the more i them

[parkchanwoohoo]

Guy came up to me and yelled so loudly that it made me jump. All caps isn't enough I need wordart to describe how loud he was. This was not "I can't tell I'm being loud" this was "In another life I was the town crier" loud. Hear ye hear ye loud. He was friendly, but holy crap

[parkchanwoohoo]

[pak-deactivated20190212]

whats a pillow princess

i don’t have the heart to explain

[quatara]

ok i’ll google it

[quatara]

oh so youre just a lazy whore

[thyrell]

Gimme a tarot reading pls

SHITS FUCKED !!!!!!!

SEVEN TOWER ATTACK ROCK YOUR WORLD FOREVER!!!!!!

[manawhaat]

the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr

[une-femme-de-lettres]

In UI/UX design, menus have different names depending on the aspect they have, I knew about the hamburger menu and so I figured the “meatballs menu” could exist too, and it does…

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

thats it, im not posting the rest of the day, this is the best fucking thing ive learned in the past 3 weeks

[144p-goldfish]

this is what we needed to learn in distance learning

[ewaneneollav]

party games

naked kill: get naked and kill people

break eachothers legs: self explaintory

[justcatposts]

[lowpolyfruits]

[redshifting]

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