Maximum Kale

I’m Maxamil, I’m a queer non binary trans guy, I’ve been on HRT for a few years. Based in Louisville, KY, I’m currently a freelance painter and illustrator as I work towards a degree in studio arts. 21 years old, Taurus. I have a cat named Rowdy and she’s probably my soul mate. My handles on all other social media is @Maxaminkle follow me on Twitter and insta.

[kralmajales]

watching Hannibal is so fucking funny bc everyone sees will and is like “nice to meet you, I hear you’re fucking insane” and Will’s just like “yeah :/”

[yaehonia]

Be kind, today I cosplayed Kitana

[whatshehassaid]

She was actually recently in a bad car accident and needs help on her gofundme.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/2576ibdy40

Accident medical bills & MRI, organized by Hogoè Kpessou

As some of you know there was an accident I was in. The accident resulted in a total car an… Hogoè Kpessou needs your support for Accident m

I’m sending her love ❤️ Please donate if you can.

[ktzart]

something that happened to me last weekend

[presidentmaria]

i see these and automatically know people aren’t from the city, if a rat did that to you in NYC you would not be pleased

[ktzart]

sike bitch this happened in brooklyn some of us just arent pussies

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[teathattast]

the hunger

[devenka]

why would he eat like that

[teathattast]

the hunger

[hayley566]

The cronch goblin

[thottielamottie]

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out

[lucidnee]

if I die please don’t let my mom bury me with a ugly wig. Please let her know 28 inches of Brazilian wavy with a silk lace closure is what I wanted. Thank you.

[tumbltaaay-deactivated20231011]

28 inches and a silk lace closure? ima rob your grave.

[lucidnee]

I’d deadass come back to life like Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen and fight you like I was number 1

[basemall]

[gamingnewsreal]

[ohevoyev]

karl bryullov, the last day of pompeii & phoebe bridgers, i know the end

[eggsaladstain]

patriot act is back y’all and it’s as good as ever

https://www.dontgetkickedout.com/ 

[mctreeleth]

Here it is! The instructions to make a pieced and quilted plague doctor mask!

Just as a heads up, this pattern is not really recommended for beginners. There is not a whole lot of explanation of the basic techniques, and it requires a fair bit of precision, two types of fusible interfacing, and an assumption that you can keep a consistent seam allowance and do some hand sewing and know when to sew things right sides together and such.

I am not promising anything, different methods will yield different results, I have never made a pattern exactly as it was written and neither should you. If you want something the same as the next person, go to the shops.

Actually, nevermind, this is a quarantine craft, stay home.

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[ridiculous-sojourner]

Inteleons new GIGAMAX form

[gunsandfireandshit]

lol

[borrowedfeathers]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[31st]

can i jsut say… isnt it insane that polar bears go underground like imagine just walking along with a shovel and u start digging a hole and a bear is in there

[31st]

THEYRE JUST? THERE…. IN THE SNOW

[angy-sage-deactivated20200315]

I know it‘s supposed to be scary that there is apex predators just potentially sleeping under the surface of the snow like some kind of greek mythology monster but it just makes me laugh bc them living in holes just means polar bears just have little houses and look out of their little windows like:

[realpixie]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]