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[mutationgirl]

lunch tactics

[cutecipher]

commander you have 6 soup units left

[medievaljournalist]

i hope i dont get stealth killed

[toskarin]

walking through the shelter, looking each dog in the eyes and sending them away if they do not have that certain conqueror's air about them

[duncebento]

away to where

[toskarin]

gloucester

[girlwith15cents]

it was all a dream

[yanguang]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[daylights-rain]

I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also

[cutecipher]

citizens of Earth hearing higher beings say this while the planet is being scorched by the sun:

[toskarin]

trying to get the funny medieval peasants to try my future dorito and accidentally stumbling onto the communal fencepost hosting one of many rural german cat-mutilating games that will later be a wedge in relations between the urban and agricultural communities, shocking me into a months-long silence

[rui-cifer]

getting served what can only be described as "mold from a random log of fallen wood floating in a stein of watered-down beer" as a gift in return for the doritos and getting an experience that can only be described as "Protestant Ayahuasca"

[toskarin]

going south to seek some sort of normalcy which I might disrupt, where in the refuge I am served something which dripped from a statue. I ask what it is. it's from the bones inside, I am told, and it leaks forever, and it brings an ecstatic state

[rui-cifer]

drinking this and getting hit with an experience that can only be described as "counter-reformation fentanyl overdose"

[boccher]

went out stargazing and got greeted by the ominous chorus

[ashenbot]

what is your opinion on pigeons?

I am not an expert

the latest research seems to suggest that they are quite good at it

[yandere-angela]

anime girl who forms supranational unions as a hobby

[princessdraconic]

are u a sauropsid or a synapsid?

i am a mythical beast from the age of the gods with six limbs and the ability to breathe fire

[slimeslimeslimeslimeslime]

bug?

[princessdraconic]

no.

[ros-sauce]

Make everyone's lives feel a little more rpg-like by changing your display name to "Somehow, you feel as if someone just"

[ros-sauce]

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

sleepy brok. grrrok. brrrrrok. so soft and beaky

[yamada-ryo]

treat or treat ...

Mitsubishi Fuso Super Great

[rocketumbl]

Mitsubishi Fuso  Super Great V “SPIDER”

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

This isn’t a car its a final boss

[0x4468c7a6a728]

ryos do this

[queer-as-city-folk]

nobody ever mentions this but Soviet jazz is really good

[greg-jar-mp3]

No clue what I would look up but Ill try and find some

[queer-as-city-folk]

[fuzzyblizzardkitty]

> oh it cant be THAT good

> what in the everloving mother of god