i'm a mess in here

TrashPairingsOnly on AO3. Hellcheer/Harringrove (ST), Helsa (Disney), Sylki (Loki), Rhaenicent (HOTD) stan. Billy Hargrove, Prince Hans and Alicent Hightower enjoyer. real enemies to lovers girlies only, i mean "they tried to kill each other" (heart eyes) girlies, but feel free to send asks. She/her, bi, 18+.

[demo-stapelia]

"steddie is popular because you don't have to jump through hoops to justify it" funniest take ever. as if I'm jumping through hoops to justify harringrove. the show showed me a gay lil freak obsessed with another boy and i recognised him as a gay lil freak obsessed with another boy.

[feytgirl]

Breaking: The prettiest girl you know is FORCED to wake up and go to work instead of lounging around in bed and being paid to look cute. Life's cruelties win again...

[bob-belcher]

Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

[aubrey-plaza]

spotify wrapped is out and everybody is always posting their top 5 songs….. let’s see some love for number 6 that didn’t make the cut. rb and add your number 6

[zombolouge]

Fuck your horoscope, your prediction for next year is determined by the songs on your spotify wrapped for your birthdate (m/d/yy)

[feral-sylki]

Do you ever just randomly remember “you are my way” was a canon line and go temporarily insane?

[lipglossuser]

[uln]

and sometimes you win because you don't play

[kosmogrl]

yeah I will never get over that fact that there's so much to see in this world and yet I'm stuck working 5 days a week, evil evil life

[fairycosmos]

can not believe i am a fully grown adult and many people my age have kids and degrees and serious careers. i can barely make dinner

[aeducanthaig-moved-deactivated2]

hello average tumblr user. i want to play a game. in front of you is a female character. and i want you to genuinely and earnestly care about her without shipping her with a man, make her the mean lesbian best friend or the 'mum' friend. if you cannot manage to do this in the next 45 minutes i will release the hounds on you. live or die. make your choice

[alicentsgf]

you know the core element of this story that is consistently overlooked? the dance still would have happened if rhaenyra had been viserys only child. it still happens if alicent is barren. it still happens if viserys had never remarried at all. it doesnt matter, it still happens in some form at some point. this family was primed to implode.

[alicentsgf]

you think daemon, one step away from the throne, its previous heir, with the precedent jaehaerys set by choosing baelon over rhaenys supporting his claim, wouldnt try anything when it came time for rhaenyra to ascend? the only thing that stopped him in this version of events was the existence of viserys 3 trueborn sons and 2 grandsons, all with better claims. in a world where they dont exist, and hes soooo close to the crown, able to garner support as the traditional male heir, do we actually think he would just step aside?

[itsdancingquen]

Caught!

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[artseamoni]

🌿🌱👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🌿🌱

[maximumvio1et]

the part that confuses me is that if you hate toxic straight couples so much then why don't you just support other books being made into television shows instead of expecting everything about Bridgerton to be made acceptable to you? if you hate every single male lead in the books then I'm sorry, Bridgerton just isn't for you. invest your energy into supporting something you do like.

[sapphiceloise]

I have way too much time in my hands