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[maxisamagician]

being ftm is crazy bc im going from “men want to murder me” to “men want to murder me” so it’s a lose/lose situation

[maxisamagician]

my friends got me into MOTM

(don’t ask me where tf he is idek know)

[maxisamagician]

No thoughts just Simon tits out, on his knees, and knocking back a shot of rubbing alcohol like it’s the strongest tequila left in the known universe.

[maxisamagician]

The most Mark thing about Iron Lung was the way he voluntarily put himself in an iron box that shook him around violently like rice in a rattle. No wonder he went to the hospital he had me feeling concussed just looking at him.

[maxisamagician]

shoutout to Mark’s shoulder cutout in Iron Lung that got progressively bigger and sluttier as the movie went on.

[maxisamagician]

Markiplier gave Jacksepticeye stage 4 cancer.

[mentallyillmindmeld]

Spock to doctor pipeline so real

[maxisamagician]

Just as the Prophecy has foretold.

[maxisamagician]

Some people don’t get Bucky like I do okay cause I just saw someone saying Bucky wouldn’t be attracted to Steve after he got the serum— IM SORRY WHAT?

Bucky wanted that man, twink or not. Whether Steve was a bite-sized snack or a five course meal Bucky was STARVING for his dumbass, run-into-the-direct-line-of-fire best friend since DAY ONE.

Like that man was so down bad I doubt he’d care which of them was on top as long as they were both along for the ride. STOP spreading the “Bucky preferred twink Steve” propaganda. He just wants his man.

[maxisamagician]

I like the idea of vampires, sue me.

I like the idea that two people across time, from different eras, find each other. That maybe no one else alive in their time could possibly understand them as much as this person born forever after them.

That in immortality, they get the chance to love someone, they otherwise never would have met.

No right person, wrong time. Only right person, and all the time in the world to find them.

[maxisamagician]

My Dispatch oc Bellamy!! I love him a whole lot.

[maxisamagician]

Honestly if I was John at the beginning of s3 I would’ve crashed out harder at Sherlock. I might’ve actually killed him.

Because wtf do you mean you faked your death IN FRONT OF ME, made it so real I saw you BLEEDING ON THE PAVEMENT, feeling for your heartbeat and felt NOTHING— and then you waltz back into my life two years later while I’m on a date AND insult my mental breakdown mustache while you flip my life upside down AGAIN???

And to add insult to injury you fucking saw me BEG you to not be dead, sobbing over your grave AS YOU WATCHED FROM A FEW FEET AWAY AND STILL LEFT ME??? FOR TWO YEARS???

Yeah no I would’ve drowned us both In the fucking Thames.

[maxisamagician]

Sastiel is genuinely so funny to me in the context of the show because imagine Castiel telling Dean— yeah I rebelled for you. You awoke in me a desire to live life outside the confines heaven put me in and I will always be grateful for you: the man who gave me the gift of choice…

And I’m immediately using that gift to choose to fuck your brother, amen.

[maxisamagician]

Everyday I mourn that Gravity Falls X Over The Garden Wall fic were Dipper and Mabel landed in the unknown cause they almost died falling off a cliff after being kicked off a bus.

Never should’ve been deleted.

[maxisamagician]

Everytime a fanartist draws Vox without his fuckass top hat an angel gains it wings.

[maxisamagician]

AU where instead of tracking down Batman to become Robin as a way of helping him cope with Jason’s death— Tim becomes the new Riddler and distracts Bruce from his grief with puzzles and shit all around town.

But like he ends up being even better at it than the og Riddler and even Batman so he’s really just pissing off Bruce as a fully grown man runs around struggling to solve puzzles a literal child set up for him.

…still gets adopted btw.

[maxisamagician]

Tangled AU where everything is the same but instead of figuring out she’s the lost princess her and Eugene decide to travel the world— but Maximus realizes she’s the lost princess, finds Cass and now suddenly she’s looking for Rapunzel and the man who kidnapped her.

[maxisamagician]

love that Danny Motta reacted to the first episode of DBD, said “I’m gonna save this show,” and never looked at it again.

I guess history repeats itself.