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he/him I write mostly everything !! don't be afraid to ask lolz

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Masterlist

Stranger things

Nothing yet.....

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Scream

Your not scaring me (billy loomis x reader x stu macher)

Ethan ladry as your boyfriend (gay version)

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Friday the 13th

Nothing yet...

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Halloween

Nothing yet...

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Goonies

Nothing yet

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Carrie

Nothing yet...

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IT/Losers club

Patrick hocksetter hc (edited)

"Never fucking touch him" PT.1

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TVD

Nothing yet...

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Karate Kid

"Is that karate?" (Daniel Larusso x Reader)

"Is that karate?" (Daniel Larusso x Reader pt.2)

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Cobra Kai

Nothing yet/something coming up...

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THE BLACK PHONE

Teenage dirtbag (Vance hopper x reader)

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UP THE ACADEMY

"What! I can't do that!?" (Chooch x Reader pt.1)

"What! I can't do that!?" (Chooch x Reader pt.2)

"What! I can't do that!?" (Chooch x Reader pt.3)

"What! I can't do that!?" (Chooch x Reader pt.4)

"What! I can't do that!?" (Chooch x Reader pt.5)

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OUTSIDERS

Some goofy outsiders facts headcannons p2

Some goofy outsiders facts headcannons

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EIGHT IS ENOUGH

Jermey Andretti imagine!

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RIP CHERRY VALANCE you would've loved coquette

RIP MARCIA you would've loved stalking peoples online

RIP DALLAS WINSTON you would've loved making people mad on roblox

RIP PONYBOY CURTIS you would've loved fanfics

RIP SODAPOP CURTIS you would've loved posting about sandy on ur page

RIP DARRY CURTIS you would've loved face book

RIP TWO-BIT MATHEWS you would've hated the new mickey mouse animations

RIP STEVE RANDLE you would've loved making only posting about cars on tiktok, Instagram, snapchat, anything.

RIP JOHNNY CADE you would've loved dress to impress

(This is my second post like this😖)

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DALLAS WINSTON the type of guy to say "Where my hug at?" or "Not all men."

PONYBOY CURTIS the type of guy to read wattpad, AO3, tumblr, religiously and would start getting excited if someone asked for a recommendation.

SODAPOP CURTIS the type if guy to use '🙉' when something crazy happens

DARRY CURTIS the type if guy to send face book memes to soda and pony

JOHNNY CADE the type of guy to have a whole school account just for funnies

STEVE RANDLE the type of guy to go absolutely crazy if someone messes up a car brand

TWO-BIT MATHEWS the type of guy to get called autistic for having one tiny obsession over mickey mouse

THE GANG the type of guys to be the reason why most if the teachers quit

(If any of these are wrong or not in character mb mb)

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Me if I see one more person make johnny a 'cinnamon roll🥺' :

Like Istg that mam is not innocent. He had killed a man! Like sure he might be a little more jumpy then the others but bro💀 he is not innocent 😭

(-A/N: yes that is actually me as a baby😭)

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"NEVER FUCKING TOUCH HIM."

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PATRICK HOCKSETTER X FEM!LATNIA READER X HENRY BOWERS

WARNINGS: kinda yandere?, I'm not Latina or anything so I will be using Google translate for some stuff!, angry scared reader, swearing, Patrick being patrick, mention of murder?,

Summary: Y/N found a haunted house that she thought would be fun with her two lovers but only to be even more scared then ever

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You were the complete opposite of the two boys you so very loved for. You, a sweet, caring, loving, beautiful, angelic, person. Was with Henry Bowers and Patrick Hocksetter? It was a weird mix that's for sure, maybe Patrick and Henry weren't, but you + them? Shook the whole school

You are the popular girl, the one who is on the cheer team and everyone is probably jealous of. Your little brother Richie Tozier? He never told you about the bullying he got from Bowers gang, mostly from Henry and Patrick, they practically threatened him and the losers club to shut their mouths and not tell you

Richie, is and still is protective. No kiddin' though, he's been through alot still being a 13 year old? This kid is tough. You looked up to him even though he was younger, he was your little brother and still very much you loved him. If you found out what's been happening to him and his little club? You would kill the bullies yourself!

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You were looking at your mirror in your locker fixing every detail possible, the boys who stood behind you leaning on the other lockers were confused, you were perfect! How could you possibly need to fix anything? Any detail they thought it was beautiful. It never made sense to them.

You smiled looking at yourself happily as you turned around closing your locker and locking it before looking up at the two boys with a smile. "Okay, so I was thinking-" you said before getting cut off immediately "No." Henry said as you frowned as you three walked "I didn't even finsh the damn sentence!" You said with a slight pout as he smiled a bit "anyway! I was thinking of going to a haunted house this week! You know? It'll be fun" you said shrugging with a now smile bright as ever, not noticing the grin that perked on Patrick's face as he looked at Henry with a 'Please' type of look.

Henry could easily say 'No, that's to childish' but, both if them could see the way you would look scared. It would practically send them off a rampage of.. well, you know. So they both agreed in their own way "Sure, but you owe us, dollface" patrick said as he put his arm around your shoulder you made a confused face but shook that off.

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To say this was what they expected was completely right. They saw the way your eyes flashed in anger and sacredness as a clown jump scare popped up normally screaming; Santo hijo de puta. They both saw it and it to say the least turned them on in a way,

Seeing you scared and clinging on Patrick's arm? Fucking hell he would go crazy, definitely grinning from ear to ear. Not in a sweat way btw. Hug Henry on accident? He will absolutely smirk a little as he would mock you a bit

Your fear of (__) would fucking go crazy if it was in there, your scared of clowns? Watch your back bb, there's gonna scare the living shit outta you

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"Santo hijo de puta!" You yelled in fear as you jumped a bit from the jumpscare infront of you as you turned a corner them following you "What? You scared" patrick asked as I frowned "Take a guess" you said as patrick put his arms around your waist "It ain't that scary just a little jumpscare!" He said as you sighed

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—{I HOPE THIS WAS GOOD}—{MY FRIEND REQUESTED THIS SO I HOPE YOU LIKE IT POOKS<3}{wattpad: tatesslvtxo}

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JERMEY ANDRETTI IMAGINE

💌: Jeremy Andretti x

Warnings: kissing, bradford y/n,

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As I sat at my chair I have been studying for hours. This stupid math quiz is being annoying, I blowed my curled hair(80s style) outta my face and sighed. I got up and walked out of my room all the lights were off so I had to be quiet.

As I was walking I smelt smoke and immediately froze. 'Shit is the house on fire?' I thought then I got it, It wasn't smoke it was cigarette smoke. Who could be smoking? No one smokes in the house! Dad would be furious, I walked to the kitchen and saw a kid. He looked around my age, brown hair, brown eyes, tan skin, but he had a cigarette in one had and I beer on the table he looked at me and smirked

"Who are you?" I asked confused "Jermey Andretti" he said as I made an 'oh' sound realizing he was the kid who had to stay here for a couple days "You shouldn't be smokin' in the house" I said walking to the fridge "Who's going to stop me?" He asked as I grabbed a coke "My dad, im being serious. He finds put you're smokin' in the house your done for " I said chuckling "Your pretyy for a Brady bunch" "Were not a Brady bunch"

I said defending us "Yes you are! I know how to prove it" he said getting up walking towards me looking at my eyes then my lips, he kissed me. The kiss was passionate as he put his hands on my hips and I put mine on his cheeks, he bit my lip making me gasp then putting his tounge in my mouth. We broke the kiss then I took a breath and I pulled away from him and his grabbed his cig before smoking it "Thanks for the cigarette, darling" I said chuckling as he rolled his eyes grabbing my waist pulling me closer

"Your welcome, sweetheart" he said before kissing me again I smiled in the kiss then he slipped his tounge in my mouth. I put my hands around his shoulders

Then bam "Y/n- oh hello jermey and.. yn?" My dad said as I made a fake smile "Y/n go to your room, now!"He said as I sadly walked away I turned around and saw jermey smirking at me I blushed and ran up to my room.

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DATING ETHAN LANDRY HEADCANNONS

(WARNING: THIS IS A GAY COUPLE THING.)

☆ you met him in first semester

★ you loved his curls

☆ you talked to him first and asked if you can study together he said tes ofc

★ He asked you to be his boyfriend

☆ Loves your hands for sure

★Also in love with your laugh

☆ loves the way your affectionate

★ Loves I you talk alot, Loves listening to ur rants

★ Loves if you don't talk as well Loves listeners

☆ When you found out he was ghostface you were stunned.

★ Your boyfriend! Of two years was ghostface!? The one you loved oh so dearly

☆ when you found out you were silent for a whole ass 10 minutes,

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"Oh..." you said quietly, he put he's hands around your face he could tell you were uncomfortable but he didn't give two shits. "Are you mad" "You killed my friends ethan!" I said with anger "They were in the way of us "In the way of us my ass. Were nothing anymore ethan we are over." I said walking away "If you walk out of that door I'm killing you slowly and slowly until you can't feel anything.

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★ Least to say you stayed with him

☆You were scared of him,

★ once he killed Anika you were even more scared and ignored him like the rest

☆ sometimes he calls you as ghostface for a little scare the pops out behind you and grabs your waist earning a scream out of you.

★ This man is overprotective asf

☆ If you talk to a man who he doesn't know/like he thinks your cheating.

★ pda is definitely a 8/10 or 9/10

☆ once you found out he did it because of his dad and brother you felt kinda bad

★ Went over to his apartment and cuddle him the whole night

☆ He was confused but didn't say anything

★ definitely is scared of getting replaced

☆ overall pretty good boyfriend besides the killing 👍🏻

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I made a masterlist😻 still updating dw 😒😍

I'm trying to update for everything😪 I will continue my Daniel larusso fics dw😝

MASTERLIST

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"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: kissing, nothing other

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Parents day has finally came and I saw my mom and dad "MA! PA!" I yelled hugging them "Hello sweetie!" My mom said "Hey bud" my dad saud rubbing my shoulder "So ma, you know that boy" "Yes tell me tell me." "I'm dating him.." I said smiling "Omg! Sweets that's amazing!" She said hugging me again then Chooch came towards me "Ma pa, this is the infamous boy" I said as he put his hands around my waist "Nice to meet you Mrs and Mr l/n" he said to them "Lovely to meet you chooch I've heard so much about you" my mom said as I widen my eyes "Really?" Chooch said looking at her then me

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Once I met up with the guys my mom wanted a photo so we all put our hands around each other's shoulders the smilled, I got a photo and marked it.

(Pretend there is only 1 girl)

I gave my mom it as we had to go now, we did our course, we loaded our guns, we marched. Then soccer.

I suck at soccer and I didn't tryout so I just sat with my parents while they did it master Sargent started singing the national anthem, I looked at hash and gave him the thumbs up and smiled ge smiled back as the rocket shot up exploding something I chuckled so far its 1-0 chooch scored it obviously now its 1-1 liceman scored me and my mom looked at each other and rolled our eyes I walked over to the guys and they were talking about the plan "Hey where's ike?is he all set" Chooch asked us, I looked at ike and thumbs him up he did it back "Okay, now, are you sure you can get into licemans safe?" He asked me and hash

"Shit! Hash we don't got it" I yelled "shit" he said as we ran out "You get the pictures?" "We couldn't crack the code" I was gonna say something else until we heard "This ones for you uncle Vaughn" then bam the rocket blew the the house abd safe up "Fuck! Oh my God! Let's go!" I yelled hugging hash and Oliver "Oh my God! They are gone!" Oliver yelled in relief I walked to chooch and kissed him he put his arms on my waist and I put my hands on his neck

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4 weeks later

Right now I'm in hashs car sitting on chooch lap with Oliver's and candy's car infront of us. Me and chooch were in passger side and Rodney was driving the other two were in the back standing up, I turned around and laughed at them as I kissed chooch passitonly "Get a room!" Rodney said sarcastically "Your just jealous you don't get nothing" chooch said to him as his hands rested on my lap, Rodney starting reversing as we saw a guy on the street soon candy backed up to. The guys gave Oliver a bsg then lifted his hat up Oliver's eyes widen as he saw liceman he yelled "DRIVE CANDY DRIVE!" She starting driving as Oliver threw the bag we followed em'

THE END.

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"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: nothing much

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We successfully got candy on the plan, anyway right now we were getting ready for the dance and I was wearing a dress since there was really nothing but at least It fit the color scheme, me and chooch jumped off his bed and walked to Hash "hurry up with liceman outfit hash, we were supposed to have them outside his door an hour ago" chooch said as hash gave us the outfit them we walked out the door "Man I'm nervous" I said chuckling "Why?" He asked "I have to pretend I wanna sleep with lice" I said as he chuckled "At least you can sleep with someone else after" he said smirking as I made a surprised face "Chooch!" I said as we put the outfit out his door.

We walked into the dance a slow song was playing and I looked at him "May I have this dance?" I said smirking at him "You may " he said as he put his hands on my waist and I put my hands on his shoulders then I put my head on his chest as I put my hand In his as he put his free hand on my waist "you know this is my first dance with a guy" I said shyly "Really? Am I lucky" "Yes" I said in a chuckle "I didn't think you were much of a dancer chooch" "I'm not, but I will be for you" he said smoothly as I head my head in his chest as he grinned

When we went our ways I saw candy "Candy!" I said to her "Oh my! Y/n look at you" she said as I smiled "stopp I'm blushing" I said sarcastically smiling, then we saw hash I waved at him and he looked at us and came towards us we all started dancing then a bunch of bad singers came on me and candy covered our ears then they stopped "Shit that was bad " I said as another slow song came on I looked at her and smiled "May I?" I said to her "You may" she said back in a polish voice, we chuckled and we started dancing. I would definitely get with candy if she wasn't with Oliver and I wasn't dating Chooch, but not in a weird way!

Then everyone made a gasping sound and we went over there was a shit in the punch. I did a chuckle and looked at candy then at chooch "Help your self sir" he said as he turned around I made a smiling face at chooch then me and candy saw liceman and walked to him "Hi!" Candy started he then looked at us and I smiled at him winking "Its a nice dance ain't it?" I questioned him "it's alright. I particularly like te singing group, i thought they had a very fine style of their own" he said then I looked over and saw the guy chooch looked jealous sorta I giggled at him and blew a tiny kiss

"Tickle your asses with a feather?" Liceman asked "Maybe later" me and candy replied

Then us three walked away outside "Just have to get my over night bag" candy said pointing at her bag "Oh allow me miss.laura, you guys did say my room?" "Why not" I said grabbing his arm trying not to vomit, we followed him to his room he tried to unlock it but he was shaking so I grabbed it "Allow me" I said winking as I opened it I zoned out because I blinked and candy was draging me to the bathroom "But this on" she wishpered once we were in the bathroom my eyes widen "i- uh- ok.." I said sighing as I took my clothes off we both changed into the same stuff "Oh baby! That music is so sexy" I said on a tone as I made a uncomfortable face

"Get ready lover we'll be right there!" Candy said as we both looked uncomfortable "now don't start without us baby" I said "Keep your motor running baby!" Candy said "Here we come ready or not!" We said walking out he pulled us to the ground "Vaughn! Wait Vaughn! Not yet" I said "why don't you slip into something more comfortable" candy said "I do.. I doo... I doo.. have fairly nice legs" he Said as I did a fake chuckle "we really wanna be turned onn" i said to him as he got up and went to a cheast he started saying stuff like rope, string, feathers then me and candy pulled out a pink outfits for him

"Okay, Vaughn if you don't wanna turn us on.." candy said thus we started walking "Wait! I'll do it" he said as we turned back around. He went to the bathroom to get changed and me and candy ran to the door and opened it up "Come in come!" I wishpered as I noticed chooch staring at me up and down i smiled at him as candy pointed behind the couch i kissed chooch before he hid with Oliver. Then he came out "Ohh babyy~ it's so sexy" I said to him "Sexy?" He said chuckling as we nodded "whip us" candy said I looked at her and she looked at us.

He was about to do it before a flash came I got out and sighed in relief then Rodney came in "Uncle Vaughn, I think..those guys are up to something" "Ya think," I said sarcastically his eyes widen

That's where we are now I'm liceman office "That's right sir, might I add you look quite fetching in pink" Hash said making me chuckle "Doesn't he ike?" "Luscious." Ike said "I want my pictures back. And I want em' now, you stop playin' with my things and get out from behind my desk" liceman said as chooch nocked down hus soldiers "This is no way to treat your friends sir." Hash said "That's right. Friends would settle this in a sporting manner, sir" Oliver said "Like how?" Sir said as chooch got an idea "Like the winner of the soccer game gets to keep all the pictures" he said as I grabbed his hand "Now lemme get this correctly now, who ever wins the soccer game gets to keep all the pictures?" Liceman said as ike grinned "Say it again chooch." "Oooo... gentlemen and women you drive a hard bargain" I sighed at the women part again

""My friends... I will see you on the soccer field." Liceman said to us "Lookin' forward to it, sir" chooch said as we all walked out of his office.

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"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: nothing really.

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We were at the lunch table and I was next to chooch they all ate so precisely it made my eye brows furrow. I continued to eat my food until they started talking "Hey Rodney, how you like the food?" Oliver asked catching my attention "Same as handleman. Except the shit on a shingles a little more tart" I had no clue what that fucking ment. "Hey ike, about tonight" Oliver wishpered "Shut up." He snapped "What's tonight?" Rodney questioned "Nothing. Nothings tonight." Ike said sounding angry "Hey! Ververgraerts okay." Oliver said to ike "What's going down here? You guys are going over the wall aren't you?" "No. They are going to kiss, what do you think" I said rolling my eyes "Shut up" ike said to both of us "Well, I wanna go to" Rodney said

Then it got cold again "son of a bitch.." I wishperd getting cold "Who are you?" Liceman asked Rodney "Rodney Ververgaert, sir" Rodney said "Ververgaert? With a v? Oh, yeah i have your dossierright here. Checked in last night" I pushed my food away not hungry I zoned out again and I looked back and liceman is gone I also zoned out on half of the guys covno and chooch started talking "Not that you guys mean anything to me, But you guys are gonna get caught mark my word." I nodded my head agreeing with chooch

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When we were almost done the day I was laying on my bed with my bra and shorts on until it got cold "You got a letter, girl" he said handing me it as he left I started to read it until the boys looked at me "What now!" I said to them "You sure you ain't comin' with us?" Oliver asked I shook my head "I'm with chooch yall bond to get caught" I said as they all left expect from chooch he came over to me sitting across fromt me "Who wrote?" "My ma" I said looking at him "What'd she say?" "You want me to read it?" I asked he grinned in response as I started to read

"Dear y/n.

No need to be sorry about what happened, Me and your dad were at a breaking point we knew it was going to happen . Are the sports fun? You gonna try out for any? I think you should., things are great at home its more fun without your dad, its not vold yet though i have a feeling it will be. I see the drawing! Hope you don't mind if I keep it, you've gotten better, Your old mam will be there try not to piss him off please?, Liceman is all the things above rude and cocky don't listen to him. Do you guys talk? He seems cool, see you soon!

Love Your ma."

I said smiling at the letter "Your mom seems nice" he said as I agreed "Yeah, shes not when she yells though." I said to him as I looked away he grabbed my waist "Whos the guy your mom was talkin' about" chooch said as rolled my eye's playfully "That's a secret" I said "Come on you can trust me" he said pulling me closer "Maybe" I said as he rolled his eyes with a grin "Come on" "Fine! But don't jugde me!" I said looking at him "Why would I?" "it's you" I wishpered "What?" "I said it's you" I said loud as he smirked "Knew it" he said as he kissed me.

We went to bed later and he went in his bed after he turned the lights off I asumed he went to sleep but I don't know

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"He wants what!" I yelled angryliy "He wants you and oilvers girlfriend" ike said as we were all in the bathroom "Well you better get those pictures back!" I yelled at them "We can't steal them. That could be wrong" "since when did you give a shit hash!" I said "would it be wrong to set fire to em'?" Rodney asked us "You know what I can't figure out? That son of a bitch knew when we were going, he even knew where the garage was. He knows EVERYTHING" Ike pointed out then I realized, it had to be chooch. "Y/N l/n " "Pray for me" I wishpered.

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In class I kept hearing moaning all over I needed to plug my ears with something,

When we got to ballroom class I got partnerd with hash "You think it's chooch?" I wishpered "For sure, it would be after all he was the one listen to us" he said as we continued to dance.

When we were In the pool room I was sitting on the floor writing another letter not paying attention to but I know they were throwing chooch off the tracks. I only started to listen when chooch spoke up "why don't you take a hike, will you?" He said as I looked at the rest of the guys "Chooch is right, we don't wanna break curfew" Oliver said they stared talking then they left I stayed there I noticed chooch made a face realizing I didn't leave "You ain't going with em'?" He asked me as I shook my head "I know you didn't snitch," I said smiling "Plus why would I leave my boyfriend" I said walking to him as he put his arm around my waist smirking "your boyfriend huh?" He said teasingly "Mhm" I said giggling

"Who do think it is?" I asked him "Rodney" he said as I made a confused face "Why Rodney?" "You don't think it's weird that he came in close to when they guys were about to see candy?" He asked as I shrugged "true" i said smiling "I can find proof easily." He said as I looked confused "Just don't go to sleep tonight" he said as I giggled

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As I was laying in my bed the lights were off and I was about to fall asleep until I heard our door close I noticed that Rodney wasn't there but I saw chooch getting up "Chooch?" I said to him as he grabbed a empty tape "follow me" he said once we were changed we followed Rodney, we walked outside and ran after him. Then we saw Liceman fighting body bags. Then we saw Rodney he started yapping about OUR plan to Him, Chooch grabbed my hand and started leading me somewhere behind a pole Then I heard liceman say "What about holt girlfriend and y/n thought of any way of getting them for me?" That's when I moved a little and a body moved

Chooch grabbed to hats and put em' on us then grabbing me waist putting me against him, then after liceman did some stuff they went away and we booked it.

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The next day at lunch Rodney walked away that's when me and chooch made eye contact and nodded he moved to where Rodney once was they all got up "Wait a minute" chooch said "We got soccer practice" they said "Guys just sit down, come on this is serious!" I said to them they looked surprised at me taking his side "Hey look I don't care what you guys think of me... but I don't like being blamed for something I didn't do," "Fine! May we leave now!" Hash said as I pulled him down immediately "No." I said to him "just shut up and listen." Then he started playing the tape where Rodney was talking about our plan to liceman

"Sorry chooch we really thought it was you," Oliver said "Yeah man. We didn't know" ike said to him "Yes! And we better call off the plan for soccer practice" "That's right! Now listen up. If you don't want those pictures to be out-" "You gotta make sure Ververgaert doesn't know how your gonna do it." Chooch said continuing my sentence "you got any ideas chooch?" Oliver asked as me and chooch made eye contact "What does liceman want more then anything else?" Chooch asked us "My balls" "My soul" "my ass" "Your girl and y/n!" Ike said as I looked down then up "You got it! Now, liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her would he?" "No" "Ok so here's what you gotta do. Butch Academy is coming her for the big dance. You have to make sure Ververgaert doesn't know what we're gonna do" "Okay okay wait. Good plan! What about y/n?" Ike asked looking at me "He doesn't care he has seen me, he wants me which honestly is disgusting, so I don't gotta worry I only have to seduce him with candy"

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"What! I cant do that!?"

💌:chooch bambalazi

Warnings: nothing really

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It's been a week and we found out Oliver has a girlfriend, and he sent a letter to her but hasn't gotten anything back yet I feel kinda bad. But anyway right now I'm doing chores with Mr.No name "Why don't you ever say your name?" I asked him cleaning the sinks "Why would I need to? It doesn't matter" "Yeah it does! How are you gonna address you if we haven't gotten your name" I said as he looked at me "You already know how to! You call me no name" "come on man! Just tell it?" I said as I got annoyed "Will ya stop asking questions if I do?" "Yeah! For sure" I said grinning "Fine. It's Chooch Bambalazi" he said a my eyes lit up

"Cool. My name is boring" he said as he made a face "We never got your name what is it," he said as I chuckled "Wouldn't you like to know" I said as I continued to clean the sinks I was moving to the other sink until an arm rapped around my waist my smile dropped as I turned around "What now chooch" I said as I was clearly flustered he noticed and smirked "What's your name, come on I told you mine now you tell me yours" he said as I got more flustered as he came closer "Ask Ike" I said as I moved my head he backed up and took his hands of my waist

Damn you chooch.

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Right now we were in class and I was focused on the lesson un like the boys they were all staying at her chest. I can says yes she is attractive but every single boy has a fucking boner right now like what the fuck. I turned around as a boy moaned. Ew, "Any questions" she asked as I roase my hand "Yes?" She said as I smiled "What was the first gun?" I asked "Ah yes. The M-1 semi automatic rifle" she said as I thanked her.

When we got back to our room it was dark out and I needed to change so I went to the bathroom to changed, i got changed into shorts and a bra that didn't expose much .When i got back Chooch was doing homework as Ikes radio was playing he mocked the voice I got on my bed then i was throwing my bouncey ball up and down hash was praying (I'm pretty sure) Oliver was sitting with ike who was mocking his dad and cleaning shoes "That's really your dad huh?" Oliver asked "That's my pop, the faith healer" ike said "Can he really perform miracles?" Oliver asked ike "well he got us to Beverly Hills and that's a miracle." Ike said as chooch got up and turned off the radio "I'm tryna do my homework do you mind?" He asked as i chuckled "Nerd alert" I said giggling "Its ikes father!" Oliver said as ike defined "Hey, it's ok" ike said to Oliver "What are you trying to find on that map?" Ike asked "the Mildred S. Butch Academy" that caught my attention "Hey! I was supposed to go there" I said getting off the top bunk "I know where it is" I said as I looked on the map "Found it" I said grabbing a marker and circling it "Why you wanna find it?"

"My girl's there." Oliver said as I smiled "Don't try. Liceman will catch you" "Way to ruin the mood" I said rolling my eyes "only if you tell em' " Oliver said as I got back up on the top bunk "Shorts collection!" A guy said in uniform "what, repeat?" I said sarcastically "I was just on my way to the laundry, why don't you slip out of your little undershorts? Okay?" He said as my eyes widen "I'm okay. I'd much rather keep my pants on" I said as ike agreed by saying "Thanks anyway sir, but we're gonna do our laundry tomorrow." He said as I nodded then the guy walked away "I'd rather die then where no clothes infront of you guys." I said as I looked at ike and Oliver, then a gust of cold air came in

We started shaking but then liceman past us "Shit he got powers or something." I said as I went to my top bunk.

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The next week almost all the boys did soccer try outs. I didn't because im not a fan of soccer so I watched the tryouts, ike wasn't the best and the coach yelled at him, anyway I was on the bleachers I'm supposed to be writing a letter so that's what I'm doing.

Dear ma,

I'm sorry about what happened at home, I know you and dad loved each other I should've told you that he was cheatin'. Did you know they have sports here I thought it was just military stuff, anyway how are things at home? Is it cold I know Canada can be cold. I've been drawing recently if I can't I'll tape a picture of a drawing for you! Do you know if dds gonna be there on parents day?, it would be nice if he would. Liceman is excatly like you said mean and pathetic. There's this guy in my room his name is chooch, he is kinda pretty for a boy but I don't like him like that so do even, see you at parents day!

Love Y/N

I finshed my letter and watched the tryouts I noticed how Chooch was just standing there I don't know if he was judging or just bored, could be both all the boys started tackling each other. It was funny to see. Then liceman came onto the bleachers. "In exactly 28 days and 1400 hours, during Parents weekend, there will come an annual Sheldon R. Weinberg memorial faculty-student soccor game!" Then everyone started cheering "I'll be playing for the faculty, abd I'll be playing to win... and i may add! The faculty has never lost!" He said as I noticed chooch was bouncing the soccer ball on his legs honestly kinda impressive. Then he kicked it, they started playing again and Jesus Chooch was good. Choch picked the ball up and kicked it and it landed in licemans hands, liceman walked to where I was on the bleachers Then kicked it and hash ran to kick it. The kick landing on licemans back.

Hash ran to liceman I looked away for one second and I looked back and saw liceman pulling off hash cope. "Oh shit." I said realizing what happened.

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As I was doing my chores with chooch again but this time we were cleaning a different bathroom "Hey y/n," chooch said as I turned around "He actually told you my name?" I asked shaking my head "Yeah.. got a problem with that?" He asked as I shook my head "Nah. Just thought he wouldn't do it" I said shrugging going back to mopping "you hear the plan about Oliver's girl?" I asked "Yeah they won't stop talking about it" he said as I agreed "Man, they asked me to cover for em' while they are gone" I said chuckling "What'd you say?" He asked curious "I said no, I don't want any trouble with lice" I said as I put the mop away.

As we were in our room I was dressed in the same thing hut different shorts and a different bra. "Maybe chooch can cover for us if we're not back in time" ike said walking to chooch "Hey look, I ain't covering. You guys go over the wall, you take your own choices. Leave me outta this." "You sure you don't wanna join?" Oliver said as I looked down hash looked at me "Y/n wanna cov-" "I said no already, I'm fine with staying here" I said as I noticed a new kid come into our room "Why, are you falling apart ?" The kid said as I sat on my bed

"Gentelmen- and women, I'm a new student" he said as I looked at him as he turned around in a circle "What can I do for you handleman" I said getting off my bed walking to him "the names not handle man, it's Ververgaert Rodney" "Sounds like kidney, I'm y/n, y/n l/n" I said before walking away to my bed again "Handelmens the school I just got kicked out of" he said as I nodded "do you have an extra bunk" "over there" Oliver said pointing to choochs bunks "Okay." Rodney said as he walked over to the bunk "happy birthday chooch." Oliver said sarcastically. Rodney climbed on the top bunk "You mind if I take this one!" He said as chooch turned around "Yeah. I do." Chooch said as Rodney climbed down "This one?" "Free country,"

"You don't wet your bed, do ya?" Rodney asked as I held in a laugh "no, I genuinely just piss over the side" he said making me laugh "I wet my bed sometimes" "Your putting me on" ike said as he walked forwards "Aren't you a little to old to ve wetting the bed?" "I can't help it. I'm emotionally disturbed"

"Trust me, we can tell" I said in a wishper I zoned out on the whole convo falling asleep fast.

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"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: (Metion of; Drugs, Drinking, smoking,) yelling, y/n being trashmouthy

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"Really! Drugs, drinking, and smoking!?" My dad yelled "Oh don't act like your all goody to shoes!" I yelled back at him "Your going around sleeping in other women's beds! And I'm worse then you!? You dickwad" I yelled grabbing my bag and walking to my cab that was taking me to military school. I have no clue why I'm going to boys school, it's stupid it's idiotic. I don't wanna be surrounded by men who smells like ass while I sleep! As I got there I instantly got stares but then a old guy started talking and I zoned out on all of it because I didn't give a shit at this point.

We had to shoot guns which was pretty fun. I saw two guys flip over and I chuckled. Then when we got our haircuts I saw I guy with a blad spot and me and this guy made eye contact then I turned around "nice haircut man" I said laughing then me and the guy who made eye contact ran away once it was our turns "What's your name?" I asked once we stopped running "you can call me ike. My full name is something else" he said as I shook his hand "y/n at your service." I said sarcastically

"Good to know y/n"

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Then we got to our rooms. There was three boys infront of us following another guy who was leading us to our room "Where's the pool?" One asked "Yeah, smells like jock straps in here," the other said as I rolled my eye's placing my bag on a top bunk "What a dump" a guy with brown hair said "you mean there's no color TV?" One asked again "Can't believe I'm saying here for 7 months with you guys." I said rolling my eyes laying on the top bunk "Alright you barracks rats.. shape up and get your gear sorted, and he'll be in," the guy who leaded us said "May I asked who will be in mr" I asked confused "l-liceman" he said before walking away

"Whos liceman?" "Who cares" the brown haired guy said as I put my hand up "Me?" I asked as the guy scoffed "My names Oliver holt. I'm from Michigan" Olvier said as the brown haired boy said "That's not my fault" I chuckled then ike walked to Oliver "Eisenhower MacArthur" he said as I grinned "You were right that is a long name" I said in a mutter "Is that a history lesson or a name?" Oliver said shaking ikes hand and patting his shoulder, then ike walked over to a guy who talks fancy "Is your father in the army?" Mr.Fancy said "No he's a sadist, why do think he gave me this name? Just call me ike" Ike said to Mr.fancy "Hash" "No thanks maybe after dinner" ike said to him "No. My name is hash, it's easier to say then El Hashid Amier, Jr." Hash said as ike chuckled "its easy to smoke to" ike said jokingly as I chuckled

"Don't you think so?" Hash asked the browned haired guy who was sitting on the bottom bunk "I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got objections?" The guy said as I made a confused face as he just ignored Hash "I didn't catch your name." "I didn't throw it" browned hair guy said. Hash chuckled sarcastically then dropping his smile "Hold on a second, don't you think since there's only three top bunks, why don't we draw straws, make it democratic" "Draw this" the brown haired guy said pointing the middle finger at Oliver. "Hey! Watch it no name" I said getting off my bunk and walking over to the brown haired guy staring up at him as we were inches apart hash put his arm inbeetwerm us "Hey, take it easy if we're going to be living together we got to try to get along" ike said

"Hey wait, let me tell you guys something we're not living together, see I'm by myself I don't wanna be here, I wanna do my work and get out." He said getting on the top bunk I rolled my eye's and went to my bunk and climbed on it as well "Here he comes!" The guy who leaded us to our room said as I sat up letting my feet dangling off the edge on the top bunk "Ten hut!" The guy who I assume lice man is said. They all got in a line expect for me liceman looked at me daggers "Get down from there girl." Liceman said as I rolled my eye's and got off standing beside Mr.no-name "Welcome gentleman and women, my name is Major Vaughn Liceman. And I'd like us to be friends. Weinberg can be very lonley place without friends, I know. I was 7 years old when i first came to the academy. I didn't have any friends, nobody liked me whose bunk is this?" Liceman said touching my bunk

"Mine" I said bitterly as he walked to me looking down at me "Don't you mean, 'Mine sir" I looked at him confused then looked at Mr.no-name and he shrugged as I rolled my eye's "Mine, sir?" I asked slightly confused "Say it again" "Mine sir." I said annoyed "Say it again!" "Mine sir!" I said even more annoyed he then started blabing about something that I don't care about, then he said something about not being friends which he walked out after talking about ripping hashs balls off. Ike walked to his bunk and I jumped on my top bunk, "He seemed nice right?" I said to them "Are you death or blind or just both" No name said to me "That guy did not want to be friends. "No shit." Me and Mr.no name said

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"Is that karate?"

💌; Daniel Larusso

Warnings; y/n takes Ali place I this fic, blood, fighting,

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" I just start on one knee, you just go one, you know one at a time. Then you try two, one, two." Daniel said as I looked up at him as he gave me the ball "try it" he said as I smiled "Just bring your leg up. Good!" He said as I did it. Daniel got behind me and put he's arms on my side as I bounced the ball up on my knee, I fell backwards onto him then he fell "Ahh!" I said in a chuckle. I got up then helping him up "Sorry! I didn't mean to" I said laughing a little,

I got the ball and purposely kicked it as I heard mottercyles, I knew who it was and I don't want Daniel to be caught up in this "I'll go get it" he said running off I walking back to the girls and rolled my eye's as I saw the motter bikes. I sat down on my legs as Jonny came towards me "y/n I wanna talk to you" he said as I rolled my eye's "Leave me alone jonny, we'vebeen over this im bkt talking" I said to him annoyed

"Well I wanna talk to you alright?" He said as he turned my radio off I looked at the floor and turned it on "What is your problem!" Jonny yelled turning off my radio "Look. Why don't you just take your cobra kais outta here!" I yelled standing up grabbing my radio "That won't solve anything!" Jonny said back and grabbed my radio "Give it back Jonny!" " no" "I said give me my radio" I said sternly "You promise you'll talk to me?" "Yes just give it!" I said annoyed and roughly taking it back an turning it on again Jonny took my radio and smashed it on the floor

"You just broke my radio!" I yelled pushing him away "Yeah" Jonny said and I copied him in a mocking tone. Then Daniel went to pick up the radio "Don't touch it, punk!" Jonny yelled at Daniel but Daniel tried to give it to me but Jonny snatched it back "What's going on?" Daniel asked as he chuckled "You want it?" Jonny asked Daniel as he pushed it to his chest Daniel fell backwards he quickly got up but he pushed me into his friends so I couldn't move

They started fighting "Jonny stop it!" I yelled in anger as I tried to move. "JONNY! Stop it!?" I yelled mad "I didn't do anything." Jonny said ad I scoffed "Leave him alone! We can talk" I yelled as the rest pulled me back "Yeah where'd I hear that before" Jonny said scoffing "How bout you hero? Have enough?" Jonny asked as Daniel punched him "Now we're even man" Daniel said "No mercy!" Jonny yelled as my eyes widen a bit as he kicks Daniel to the floor my eyes dart towards Jonny as he walks away "Hit me Jonny! Why won't you hit me huh!?" I yelled as I pushed him "Its your fault!" Jonny said looking down at me

"It is not!" I yelled "Fuck you asshole!" I yelled as Jonny waked away with his gang I turned around and saw Freddy and his friend making fun of Daniel "go home Freddy." I said sternly as Freddy walked away "Are you ok?" I asked "Just leave ne alone" "I'll help you just let me-" "Leave me alone I'm ok" he said as I sighed as Masi came behind me and said "I think it's better to just leave him alone" I got up sadly and walked away

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"Is that karate?"

💌; Daniel larusso

Warnings: Y/N replaced Ali

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I was at a sleepover with my friend Masi she asked me to go to Mr.Miyagi because the sink wasn't working again. So I walked out of the apartment door and walked down stairs while I was walking I saw the new neighbors "Hello! Are you the new neighbor in apartment 20? Im in apartment 17" I asked a lady with brown hair who had a box in her hands "Oh yes! My son is out side actually" she said as I smiled "Oh ok cool, nice to meet you Mrs.. " "LaRusso!" "Ok well see you later" I said as we parted our ways I was walking to the doors and then bam! The door got kicked open and I fell to the floor "Ah!" I screamed

"Oh! Are you ok?" The guy asked. He looked nice, he had brown hair tan skin he was wearing a blue shirt with no sleeves, honestly he is pretty "I- yeah I'm fine don't worry" I said smiling as he put out he's hand I grabbed it I was about to say something before my brother came behind me. "Are you the new people in room 20?" My brother asked as the guy replied with "Yeah, I guess so" "Cool me and this little lady are in room 17" he said as I rolled my eye's "I'm y/n Fernandez and this is my brother Freddy Fernandez" I said as I put my hand out again

"Daniel LaRusso" he said smoothly "here let me help" Freddy said grabbing Daniel's baggage "Anyways, I got to go see you later Daniel" I said walking to Mr.myagis office where he is usually cutting bonsai trees. I opened the door and knocked on the screen door "Mr.Miyagi! My sink is broken again" I said as he replied with "Ok i will come after" Mr.Miyagi said as I smiled I little "Ok Mr.Miyagi see you later" I said walking away back to my apartment I opened the door and groaned "Really Freddy!" I said as I saw Masi and him cuddling.

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It was the day after and me and some friends were at a beach party the boys were playing soccer while me and the girls were listening to my radio "Masi! Earth to Masi " I said waving my hands in her face as the girls chuckled "Stop doing puppy eyes at my brother" I said as she looked at me and laughed. I turned my head and this girls did the same as we saw the boys kicking the ball in a circle. Once the boys left a few inches a way I noticed Daniel staring at me. I stared back and smiled, we got out of that little staring contest when the ball came onto our towel Carrie gave me the ball and I threw it to Daniel

And he started bouncing it on his knee "Show-off" Freddy mocked smiling. The girls walked away into the water and I got up as I started walking Daniel said "Sorry. Hey wait up!" He said as he turned around and ran to the boys

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It was dark now and me and the girls were talking around our camp fire. I was looked at Daniel who already was looking at me. I looked back to Sydney who was already talking to me.

A couple minutes pass and I'm staring at Daniel who is roasting his hotdog. Freddy kicked the soccer ball at us I and lizzy backed up a little, mesi got the ball and threw it at me. I laughed a little I got up as Daniel was walking backwards then turned around "Lose something?" I asked sweetly "I hope we're not bothering you " he said as I walked a little closer "How do you do that thingy with your knee and the ball" I asked as I chuckled a bit "Oh, it's pretty easy!"

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PATRICK HOCKSETTER HEADCANNONS

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☆ Lets bfr yall probably became friends because you were tutoring him on math because he is failing in school😭😭

★ like the teacher would pull you and Patrick aside after class and be like "Y/n you are going to be tutoring Patrick" you were stuned tbh

☆ Patrick however was really happy or something. When you guys were tutoring he kept asking questions about you.

★ You guys got surprisingly close.

☆ He gives you so much nicknames😭 (Ex: doll, dollface, pretty, darling, peaches)

★ he is really affectionate like REALLY affectionate.

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You were at your locker getting your books for next period until you felt to hands go into your hoops of your shorts you giggled a little as you said "Hello pat" you said sweetly. That same sweet voic that made him fall in love with you "Hey dollface, I was thinking we watch a movie at your house?" He asked as his hands traveled to your waist as his head went onto your shoulder as you looked at him "Mm.. Maybe, I have dance after school" you said as you turned around

"Awh, come one can't you just skip one class, prettyface" He said flirty "I guess I can, but if my mom yells at me I will blame you" You said smiling a tiny bit as he smirked.

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☆ He was the one who confessed to you for sure.

★ he LOVES watching horror movies.

☆ He for sure loves scream (Pretened it was released then)

★ Loves the way you get closer to him everytime a murder scene pops up

☆ If you don't flinch he love if you rant about it.

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You guys were watching a movie and a murder scene popped up, he looked at you a little as you got closer in fear he watched as your brows came together as the character made a stupid decision "Oh my God!- she is so stupid! Why wouldn't she run the other way!" You yelled as he chuckled a little. He ADORED the way you ranted about movies he loves it so much.

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★ Loves your lips, thighs, waist, ass,

☆ Definitely whispers stuff in your ear during school like ge would wishper stuff to make you laugh or to make you flustered

★ Your scared of the Bowers gang. Without a doubt, they are nice to you (Vic is the nicest) but still. You are friends with the losers and the keep telling you about them but you say "They're nice to me though!"

☆ Patrick definitely stalks you and takes pictures without permission. He loves the pictures of you drawing in class,

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YANDERE PATRICK HC

♡ you thought the relationship was all lovey dovey? No way.

♥︎ this man is so fucking overprotective, to the point its not even funny anymore

♡ if your asking me bro probably started stalking you in the 6th grade💀🙏🏻

♥︎ anyway, he probably planned the whole tutoring thing cause believe it or not he is actually probably really smart.

♡ teachers are SCARED of patrick, bro can practically get anything he wants so be careful my guy.

♥︎ If your hanging out with one of friends? Nope. Not any more! Patrick can keep you company,

♡ loves and I mean LOVES when he takes photos of you when you don't know, like bro will definitely pull a Johnathan byers and take photos of you changing. Not even kidding.

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"I'm going to bed night ma!" You said to your mom as you gave her a kiss on the cheek and walked in your room closing the door behind you as you walked to your closet and took off your top to grab a pajama shirt

"God.." Patrick whispered from outside of your window, he was far but not the far, he was far enough you couldn't see him. He took a quick photo and almost chocked on his breath when he saw you bare naked. "Fucking gorgeous, darling" he whispered to himself but then again towards you

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♥︎ bro is a sneaky mother fucker, steals everything.

♡ think a bracelet of yours looks nice? His now. No he doesn't do it because he wants it, he did it because he thinks you looked good wearing it and now he wants it so he can have a piece of you on him.

(EDITED March, 31st 2023.)

THATS ALL I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!

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Teenage dirtbag.

💕:Vance hopper

Warnings: this is baser off the song 'Teenage dirtbag' as a Vance x reader thingy, nicknames, that's pretty much it.

:NO ONE POV:

Her name is y/n. She is a pretty popular girl to be honest, Vance on the other hand total teenage dirt bag but that doesn't stop him from having a dream about her,

Y/n is in class writing down notes as Vance took glances of her every so often, they have gym class in half an hour which y/n is the worst at. Vance find it kinda of funny when they are playing dogeball and everyone targets her, Vance doesn't think y/n knows he he is, and she doesn't a damn about him. Because he's the biggest teenage dirtbag you can meet. However he happens to know y/n and him have similar music taste which is weird

Her boyfriends a dick though. Once he brought a gun to school to protect her, and he simply try to kicks his ass if he knew, he trys to not know who Vance is because he doesn't give a damn about him.

"She doesn't know what she's missing, oh yeah she doesn't know what she's missing!"

He's feeling like mold. It's prom night and you dumped your boyfriend and Vance is lonely. Lo and behold she's walking to him? 'This is fake.' He thought it must be fake! His lip starts to shake, how does she know who Vance is? She didn't care she never noticed him...

"I've got two tickets to iron maiden.. please come with me on Friday! Don't say maybe.... I'm just a teensge dirtbag, Vance, like you"

Y/N said smiling slightly holding two tickets infront of her. "I‐ umm.. sure I'll go with you. But! Don't be weird" Vance said as y/ns smile grew bigger as she put her hand out as a slow dance started. Vance rolled his eyes taking her hand as the walked onto the floor and started dancing.

As the were dancing the made eye contact for a while and bam. They kissed, Vance had been waiting for this moment his hole life sense the 4th grade.

"No he doesn't know what his missing..."