every mushroom cloud has a silver lining

This is my corner of the world. In it you'll find a girl who's made entirely of flaws and stitched together with good intentions. I'm a firm believer the power of the written word. ~*~ "It's not just want they've seen, but also what they've heard. So you can change the world through art. And I'll change it through word.

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[screaming-eternal-deactivated20]

As someone who nearly commited suicide at multiple occasions REBLOG THIS!!

[sillymann]

*reblogs the fuck out of this*

[nidais-imagines-deactivated2021]

-slams the reblog button-

[nico-ticklegoddess12-deactivate]

The reblog button is getting spammed hard.

[nefja]

I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

[commiescummie]

i’ll literally never have enough of that dylan b hollis dude cause like. hes a college student who just.,.blew up on tiktok. he has the soul of a man who has lived for 60 years in the body of a twink. he cooks and is surprised every single time. he goes CINAMIN everytime he uses cinnamon. he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like hes going to kill someone

[teacupfulofstarshine]

other favorites include

- “moo juice!”

- E G G - G I E

- BUTTER GO BRRRRRRRR

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

Stay OFF my computer and my Microsoft word and get your ideas for Sherlock elsewhere.

Ummm...sorry?? I guess? I'm terrible with picking up whether things are joking or not over just text. But honestly I'm glad to know it isn't just me 😆

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

I was thinking about the make up of different story narratives while I was getting ready for work, as one does, and I was thinking about Sherlock because, somehow, even though it's been YEARS, I am always thinking about Sherlock or only one randomly connected thought away from thinking about Sherlock and this morning I thought this:

Even though the stories/show are called Sherlock and even though they're always ABOUT Sherlock, the main character is always John. He's the one telling the story, we're meant to see things through his lense (almost exclusively) and we're meant to emotionally identify and sympathize with John.

Which, I mean, is not a new thought process at all.

BUT THEN... that thought process lead me to this one where I'm like,

"You know...it's really no different then the stories we have now where the average ordinary guy who thinks (and largely is) nothing special tells the story about the quirky weird girl who changes his life and even though he's the one telling the story, it's really all about - oh my god!"

And that's the story of how I discovered that Sherlock Holmes is a manic pixie dream girl.

Possibly the first manic pixie dream girl.

I...I don't know what to do with this information.

In all fairness, I have nothing against the manic pixie dream girl. I actually like those kinds of stories.

I was just not prepared for Sherlock Holmes to be one.

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[dduane]

…And people ask me what good mythology is. :))))))

(Also: apparently a genus of fuzzy shiny bug. But I digress.)

[stars-bean]

Matilda (1996) dir. Danny DeVito

[fuck-hatchetfield-high-deactiva]

[iconuk01]

As others have noted in the past, Danny DeVito not only directed Matilda (and played her dad), but he and Rhea Perlman (DeVito’s wife at the time and Matilda’s mum in the movie) basically looked after Mara Wilson because Mara’s mother was in hospital with terminal cancer at the time of filming (She died during post production work, and it wasn’t until years later Mara discovered that Danny had taken an advanced (not quite completed) copy of “Matilda” to the hospital so that her mum could watch it before she passed.)

When Mara mentioned that she was feeling nervous about the dancing to “Little Bitty Pretty One” sequence, it was DeVito’s idea to have the ENTIRE cast and crew join in and dance too (off camera) so she wouldn’t feel self-conscious, apaprently even the craft services folks joined in, and the cameraman shooting the scene did a bit of a shuffle, but not too much because it would mess with the camera shot)

[jotaillustrator]

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

Can I honest?

I loved Creddie in the OG iCarly and I still love it in the revival. And I will be a little sad if they don't end up together as adults but honestly...

I'll be more disappointed if we end up with Freddie pining for Carly again and her not feeling the same way. Even if eventually she does.

We got Freddie who is in love with Carly and she doesn't feel the same. And adult Freddie deserves better than to go through that again. Especially considering all the Ls he's been taking this season.

I'd rather have no Creddie at all (I mean, I actually like Wes and I kind of appreciated his "hey we're stranded in the woods on a remote island so let's make sure we don't die" thing, even if he did go overboard at times), then watch Freddie revert right back to where he was at the start of the original show.

Maybe that's just me.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

yknow it took a meme for me to realize every member of greenday is bisexual however, i also didnt really look at pictures of the band greenday before that and like

how was this ever a question? like no shade but this group is like if danny elfman, american flavored gerard way and the “i will find you and i will kill you” guy got blasted with an emo fruitification beam and formed a band

[phantomsandsunsets]

I’m absolutely obsessed with “American flavored Gerard Way” as though Gerard Way wasn’t quite literally born in the godforsaken state of New Jersey

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

HES NOT BRITISH??????

[notunaffected]

OP do you live in a bubble or something?

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

you wish you were me living in my beautiful bubble home with my beautiful bubble wife. you wish

[cgaratenby-deactivated20220830]

listening to “boulevard of broken dreams” it’s hard for me to imagine any more likely place for him to be from than new jersey

[phantomsandsunsets]

I don’t know how to tell you this but Gerard Way did not write Boulevard of Broken Dreams

[emoheritageposts]

March 28, 2021

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

Okay hear me out...

I've been binge watching original iCarly because of the reboot and I watched iGo to Japan a few days ago, and I've come to conclusion that I need the reboot to send them to Japan again and for adult Carly and Freddie to get mistaken for being on their honeymoon by the hotel receptionist again.

Not even for anything romantic (although I am ride or die Creddie so I would be a-ok if that also happened)

But because I need them to use that trend that's being going around on Tik Tok where it's the bad guy from Phineas and Ferb (I think he's the bad guy??? I've honestly never seen the show but he seems like the nemesis of the platypus anyways-) where he's like :

"If I had a nickel for every time -insert weird circumstance-, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?"

I just...I need it.

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[writergeek-cos]

I legally have to reblog this

[mr-and-mr-pendragon]

I’ve only ever seen the merthur version of this

[pasdecoeur]

so.

i guess fanfiction wasn’t a phase….

[pasdecoeur]

anyway tag how old you were when you got into fanfiction, and your first fandom, and how long you’ve been stuck in the trenches with all the rest of us

[i-am-lady-larkin]

This speaks to me

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

this kills me. I crack up every time

[cherryviolets]

[cartoonkatelyn]

oh my GOSH CHERRY!! THIS IS GORGEOUS! SO BEAUTIFUL OH MAN. <3

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

This is honestly my favorite thing

[lily-frog]

dipper trying to be optimistic oh look what i have done

[maybe-this-could-be-the-line]

So I know most people are really invested in the relationships of the core 4, which is cool and I totally get it, is anyone else interested in watching Jughead's relationship with Tabitha Tate unfold??

I hope they explore that. I think it has a lot of potential, either friendly or romantic and I want to see more of it.

[ohlexa]

Soon, he will be back with me.