may bee bay bee

hey I'm may! 24. she/they. aussie. chaotic silly. i write sometimes.

[sharpestlives]

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

"work in a field that interests you" okay well it pays two dollars

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[aubryjoi]

Pigeons sketches because I love pigeons so very much ✏️💜

[azertyrobaz]

"I take back every single bad thing I've been saying about you."

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[ierotits]

[experimental-heresy]

Maori content? On my Dash? I never thought the day would come. Also this is unbelievably accurate

[spideytorch-hovel]

~ lesbian spideytorch ~

[everburningbutt]

Real argument Spideytorch has had on a mundane day: Johnny trying to convince Peter that Johnny could totally be an evil mastermind, he could be so bad, he could be worse than Doc Ock or Green Goblin Peter why are you laughing it’s not funny he can definitely be a villain the worst of the worst stop laughing at him he’s being so serious right now Peter Peter please

[everburningbutt]

Sue, Reed, Ben (idk how but he could) and Peter could all turn bad if they put their minds to it. Maybe due to some fucked up version of love or wanting to protect, but they could. If Johnny lost everyone he loved he would not turn evil he’d make like a pet hamster and blow up. He wouldn’t even take out half the population in a super nova he’d just take himself out 😭😭😭

[sarthathrace]

me to the accursed whispering amulet: hey can you speak up please i have an audio processing disorder

[prokopetz]

It's striking how much mental health advice directed at kids and teenagers boils down to saying "you have to be okay with people treating you like you're not fully human because they're right, but it's okay because one day you will be human", then being genuinely surprised when it doesn't help.

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[metanarrates]

the response to "your demographic is full of people who are ugly and weird and undesirable" should not ever be "not true! some of us are in fact hot and normal and desireable." you should stand with weird ugly bitches bc otherwise you're just playing a losing game with bigots.