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So..... Steddie fic ideas that I'm not quite sure what to do with... enjoy? 

[earth222mary]

No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

[kermit-the-hag]

Credit

they’re right and they should say it

[morganbritton132]

“We can’t get fake married, Steve.”

“I’m not saying we get fake married,” Steve tells Robin, following her around Family Video. “I’m saying we should get for real married.”

“We can’t get for real married.”

“Robin. Robbie, you’re so smart and yet you’re missing the bigger picture,” He says. “Two words: Gift. Registry.”

Robin pauses, “…We could get a couch.”

“We could get a house.”

[morganbritton132]

Steve and Robin go through with their lavender marriage and almost immediately become the most insufferable people in their friend group.

Steve exclusively refers to Robin as his wife and Robin exclusively refers to Steve as her wife which-

“What? No,” Steve shakes his head. “I’m your husband.”

“I’m not being married to a man, Steve.”

[robohydrogen]

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I build pallet structures on the company time.

[kingdomvel]

The Party has a youtube/twitch channel where they mostly play dnd but they also talk about books, films, music, science... just anything they are interested in, really.

They are doing a ranking of their favourite guitar players (based more on vibes because they are not experts), the picture of one Eddie Munson big on the screen when Steve comes into the room, right in the centre of the frame, and squints at the screen.

"Smash"

"What?"

"Isn't that the game? Smash or pass?"

"No, we are-" "What do you mean SMASH?"

It doesn't matter, Steve left the room as soon as they started talking.

The clip goes viral, and of course Corroded Coffin's account likes the post.

[itshotchsadhours]

steve: man i love true crime

eddie, trying to impress him: you know this is funny because i’ve actually been accused of murdering someone

everyone: eddie no

[sporkfan14]

i have developed a much more viceral understanding of why bank robbers were widely regarded as popular heroes in the 1930s

[skullrockbi]

Corroded Coffin are celebrating an album release in Vegas. Eddie gets bored of the VIP area at the club & wanders The Strip. Standing at the Bellagio fountain is the most beautiful man he’s ever seen. Eddie pushes past some douchey looking dudes in business casual to reach him.

Eddie falls to one knee. “Will you marry me?” Steve who is bored with his business man life and hates his friends takes one look at this random proposing man with wild hair and leather pants and says “Yes.”

[stinkybrowndogs]

Some of the fine art parodies are available on my ko-fi and inprnt shops! The others are patreon exclusives, which you can check out here!

[02uccubus]

[02uccubus]

[swifterthings]

INCREDIBLE

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[cheatghost]

literally no one wants to say it but older steve harrington a few years into the apocalypse with the kurt russell beard and hair from 'the thing' i'm so serious

[cheatghost]

yeah yeah and eddie barely recognizes him when they somehow run into each other in the barren wasteland years after the events of s4. stop twisting my arm about it

[cheatghost]

i'm still thinking about it. if i could draw i would be spamming you all with this. forlorn bearded steve harrington yeah........no yeah exactly.......

[cheatghost]

with this eddie btw

[theotherhappyplace]

unicorn concept, horns are their own separate species, highly magical, nonsentient, driven by instinct, need to be inside of a living creature to get nutrients, stab into a horse head, make the HORSE sentient and magical by altering its brain.

and the symbiote horn gets nutrients from the horses body.

horse is not in pain.

though becoming suddenly sapient is very upsetting for a lot of them.

[thedankmemes]

[uhhgoodd]

Hand Knitted Crime Scene Caution Tape

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[anniebass]

gaze (gayz)