I like bees.

Ike | 27 | M Mostly things that make me laugh, chortle, snort, or blow air out of my nose at a rate somewhere between breathing and sneezing. Or whatever stuff of mine I wanna post but not on my main. Will tag upon request. Main: wow-david.

[juliamstarr]

June Landscape

Instagram

[his-shining-tears]

H-hewwoo can yo hear me??

[nevver]

Mulder? K.Lam

[edelgard-more-like-baedelgard]

Thanks to Stray, the catgirls of the world have a new reaction pic

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Left alt girls do be meowin

[residentevildash-moved]

To: [email protected] Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

[eidos-eidos16]

Yes

Sent from my Galaxy Dishwasher

[iwilleatyourenglish]

Making your boyfriend do things he doesn’t want to, is not cute :/

i’m never going to get over this ask because it’s referring to me sitting on my boyfriend and cajoling him into watching the absolutely abysmal barnyard (2006)

[iwilleatyourenglish]

just for the record, my boyfriend is 6’1” and i’m 4’11”. if he wanted to he could literally pick me up and just like put me elsewhere. i cannot hold him captive and force him to watch terrible kevin james films no matter how bad i want to

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[vintagesaltbackup]

David Duchovny & Gillian Anderson

[emysteri]

❤️

[setokaibasgreenhair]

yugioh cosplayers have truly unmatched energy

[memewhore]

[senselessconjuration]

[drawingsfrommars]

babies onboard!

[funny-tik-toks]

[mostlycatsmostly]

Polar Bear is a ridiculous creature

(via Andrew Nelson)

[maxdowt]

grandpa’s messed up beds, an ongoing collection

[sandmandaddy69]

[snowstormborn]

Ham radio

[dietspam16]

[dharmaart]

A study in gouache.