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What they don't tell you about gluten free products is not only that they are super expensive, not only that they usually contain way less food than their gluten counterpart, not only often gluten free brands are the only option cause even food that shouldn't rationally contain gluten has wheat among the ingredients, but also

very often after you spent more than double the price you would spend on a gluten product, for half the content of the food, you open it and find out the very expensive product is very, very, very stale.

:))) I hate this

transcyberism

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thecommunalfoolboy

„I have ptsd“

❌ Boring

❌ Weak and breedable

❌ Gives in to your therapists agenda

❌ Gives fuel to your enemies

„I am plagued by visions“

✅ Fresh and sexy

✅ Threatening aura

✅ Keeps your therapist on their toes

✅ forces your enemies to consider the homoerotic subtext in your rivalry

yourdaddyfigure

Aftercare is the most important part in any type of BDSM relationship. No matter how big or small or how short or long a session is. If you can’t calm her, completely pamper her, and reassure her that she’s one of the most important things in your life afterwards or even during for some, don’t you dare ever try to make her submit to you.

imapopularmonster

#and if you cant reassure him calm and pamper him in return dont you dare submit to him #it all looks different from person to person but #aftercare isnt kink its a requirement

elldritch-horror

Spicy-brained friends, I would like to propose an update to the very useful ‘if you hate everyone, eat, if everyone hates you, sleep, and if you hate yourself, shower’ mantra to live by

Have you suddenly become a petty, hateful little gremlin who thinks people should face the firing squad for (checks notes) leaving teabags on the counter, breathing loudly, or daring to exist in the same space as you? Perhaps mundane and reasonable requests like ‘hey, we agreed to hang out now, let’s hang out’ make you want to scream and move to a yurt in the woods.

You. Are. Overstimulated.

People talk a lot about being overstimulated, and the physical/mental effects of it. What I haven’t seen is people talking about what it does emotionally, and it took me an embarassingly long time to link up those nitpicky, resentful emotions with the state of overstimulation/meltdown/shutdown.

These feelings do not mean that you’re a bad person! They probably aren’t how you actually feel about the people around you. They probably do mean that your nervous system is at its absolute limit and any request/demand/stimulus is Too Much and taking you into fight or flight territory.

Go lie down in a dark room for an hour, or find somewhere safe and familiar to stim for a bit. If it’s happening a lot, schedule yourself regular low-stimulation shutdown time

Signed: someone who moved in with their nearest and dearest only to have a massive crisis of faith about Suddenly Hating All of Them. I don’t hate them, it’s just overstimulating living with people. If I can spare anyone else a similar 9 months of suspecting that they may actually be a bit of a shit person, then this post is worth it!

6irlpet

im honestly so obsessed with cockwarming i love being filled up so much.

i wanna blush when my partner affectionately calls me their cocksleeve, fleshlight, etc even to their friends. that im just so good at being their little cocksleeve, isnt that right baby? and i nod, flushed, already getting wet from the embarrassment and desire to be impaled on cock again.

i wanna be given a rule that i have to edge my pussy often to make sure im always wet and ready cuz i’ll never know when they decide they want my cunt. i wanna only be allowed to go out in dresses or skirts, wanna be beckoned over mid conversation no matter where we are and know what they expect from me. i just get up blushing and come over, pushing my panties aside and sinking onto cock. while they continue to chat with friends, keeping me on their lap with my face buried in their shoulder, pliant and serving my purpose.

i want my cunt to be so used to warming cock that its all i think about, that i ache for it, that i feel complete when im nestled on their lap and stuffed with cock. it doesnt matter what i was doing or saying, i wanna be so conditioned that when my partner gives me their signal and beckons me over, all my thoughts leak out my pussy and i crawl over, happy to be a warm hole to sheath their cock. im so used to it and addicted to it, love being reduced to a trembling lap doll, getting spanked and pinched and shushed if i whimper when they shift.

ugh i just. fuck i love cockwarming, i love being filled up and obsessed with cock, literal hearts in my eyes thinking about getting called over casually to pull out their cock and sit myself down and curl into them like a well trained doll. i’m so wet thinking about being someone’s cocksleeve when they’re watching something, bored on conference call, hanging with friends, that they just want a warm wet place to stuff their cock for a bit while my head is fuzzy and i leak around them. 💘💘💘

lolawashere-deactivated20240904

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

petermorwood

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

demilypyro

This is an important time to tell the trans people in your life that you love and accept them. It's getting scary out there.

kalamity-jayne

If you’re cisgender this is your obligation. Period. No fucking excuses.

nunjournal

we would be so lost without garlic

catchymemes

They removed benches from subway to prevent homeless people sleeping on it

thottistani-deactivated20220220

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

garbage-empress

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

#3

mallpretzles

viva-1a-resistance

i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.

guerrillatech

roadwrkahead

Life in Code: A Personal History of Technology

by Ellen Ullman

bemusedlybespectacled

a while back I made a post along the lines of "every STEM major should have a required 'history of science' course that's just all about previously wrong and bad scientific theories like sperm all containing homunculi and spontaneous generation" and I got a lot of responses like "but STEM majors already have gen ed requirements!" and would not understand why I was specifically asking for a course that would teach people about why science is not infallible and does not exist in a vacuum and THIS IS EXACTLY WHY ACTUALLY