I like your shoelaces

I stole them from the President

[verticurl]

[memecollection]

[aber-flyingtiger]

Then introduce a deadly disease to their family

[itsfuuh]

[jhholtzmann-deactivated20190111]

just-be-my-soul:

sams-soul:

SPN FANDOM TRADITION: ALWAYS. REBLOG. ON. TUESDAY.

DO WANT THIS TRADITION TO STAY FOREVER IN THIS FANDOM

ALWAYS.

[pineappledean]

[andillwriteyouatragedy]

[tipsyggnostalgic]

FANDOM LAW YOU MUST ABIDE

[kuuutea]

ALWAYS.

[bucky-wilson]

[stilesed]

[heysammy-blog]

#SCREAMING BECAUSE I NEVER NOTICED DEAN’S SIGNAL FOR VAMPIRE #askldjahkdjashlj

[castielonfire-deactivated201906]

I CANT STOP DOING THE SIGNAL NOW

[shencomix]

We go forward.

[hold-a-lover-close-blog-deactiv]

This is too deep to comprehend.

[beammeupsc0ttie-deactivated2014]

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

[prettysureitsgrunge-blog]

Fuck.

[peachy-angel]

Oh god

[officialbeyonceknowles-deactiva]

[officialbeyonceknowles-deactiva]

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

[sarrzuu-deactivated20170601]

what the hell is hw even code for 

[823-8---9-23-94--923-deactivate]

hand wjobs 

[boopsbucket]

[cait-lame]

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

[disasterlarper]

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

[best-of-memes]

[terrible-beauty]

IM SO SATISFIED

[rollmelykeabluntcuziwannagohome]

[safe-betty]

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

[crashandburrrnn-deactivated2017]

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

[louisonhistiptoes]

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

[inhale-exhale-dive-deep]

monday at 3:31 am. 1st reblog from I

[goatish]

when you’ve been waiting for the pizza delivery for so long then your doorbell rings and you just

[perseaphonie-deactivated2022091]

[l-indsey-deactivated20160131]

The only known video footage of Anne Frank

I can’t think of any reason why someone would not reblog this. 

If this isn’t interesting/sad to you, then I don’t know what you like in life.

[thedustydecades]

Can’t we hit 1,000,000 notes? This is such a rare shot, everyone should see it.

[unskillfvl-blog]

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

[glfss]

[218801]

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

[thispageisblocked]

oh my god tumblr

[saintmcfly]

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

[thepugman360]

[somelittleparadise]

[thirsty-for-troye]

" haha jk we had sex"