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caroldanversenthusiast

moderator: any last words brie?

brie: how do i top lesbians?

tessa: i’m sure the lesbians could show you right after this panel.

I CANNOTAGSJDKDKFKG

sexyhottanlines

spearmint-milkshake

i just saw a fb post where a man was arguing with a woman about the best way to make macarons and he kept insisting that she was wrong, and then eventually he was like “I’ve never personally made macarons, but if you think about it what I’m saying makes sense, i’m simply stating the obvious. i’m sure there are plenty of youtube tutorials that would show you the same thing.” and the woman replied by linking him to her instagram business page and she makes fuckin macaron towers for parties for a living and i’ve been laughing about it for a solid 5 minutes.

cocksmasher69

Men automatically assume they’re more of an expert on something than any woman on account of their dicks. I’ve never met such an ignorant and narcissistic creature as a male

cheekless0nion

I’ll never forget a time when a fb friend of mine posted that she’s on her way to hospital to give birth. Women commented with “good luck” and other encouraging messages. A man’s comment was advice on how to give birth.

celean0

You have got to be kidding me

wreathedinscales

So I was talking about Jekyll & Hyde (the book) at a writer’s museum while we were looking at an Robert Louis Stevenson exhibit. I was giving my take on Jekyll, and my brother tried to counter it. I countered back easily, and then he said “well I’ve never read the book”

My dude………..stop

coffeebuddha

my ex, whose baking experience was pretty much limited to frying premade biscuit dough in boy scouts to make ‘donuts’, would constantly try to correct me or give me advice on baking

i’m a fucking pastry chef

gotlostintheuniverse

met a dude at a party who was talking about physics and asked if i’d ever listened to any online physics lectures bc he listened to all of this one series and they were so helpful and maybe i could learn some physics too

i have a degree in physics

and am a published coauthor in astrophysics

attackofthedarkcurses-deactivat

I once had a guy at the gym try to show me correct punching form while I was wrapping my hands to go at a punching bag. He mentioned something about how he took a karate class once and learned a bunch of stuff.

I’m a Black Belt in Taekwondo, and I’ve taught kickboxing classes.

Ugh.

rachaelmakesshirts

I went on a date with a guy once that was telling me all about how he played football in high school— you know, a tough, contact sport. Super tough. Very manly and impressive. Then he asked what sport I did in high school.

“Taekwondo.”

“Oh, you took some classes?”

“Yeah, something like that. I fought at the Nationals Championships a few years ago and earned my third degree black belt last month.”

“Oh.”