Love me dooooooooooo

Hi I'm Kelly and my life is just continually getting ruined by cute older guys that can play guitar well and sing.

[bearly-dressed]

I came here to shitpost, and shitpost I will.

[steveogers]

three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:

• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT • …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’ • puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do

[satorugojjo]

also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!

[fihli]

and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™

[strangehorse]

personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just 

[studyandlush]

stating something reblog if you agree

[watermellens]

dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.

[brain3at3r]

the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century

[cosyhowell-deactivated20180822]

Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)

[throwlamp]

or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,

[charlieism]

pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck

[honey-stick]

Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?

[popcorn-fox]

Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S

[ulyssesxklaue]

How I feel when I read a @ofgeography story - just so many emotions at once

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

It all makes sense

[predictedpancakes]

Me at the club: “Can you play Burning Up by the Jonas Brothers?”

[bronyrraur]

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

hey girl, 

did you know that

um

zendaya is meechee

[jasper-rolls]

[not-your-homme]

Today in chemistry we did a lab where we burned different chemical compounds to see what color flame would be produced and my group mixed all of the compounds together, and this was result

[unrussledjimmys]

fire is gay culture confirmed

[pilottcandidate-deactivated2013]

Visit Original Link

this is it, my greatest contribution to the internet

[clitoralqueen]

IM GOING TO PISS MY PANTS

[astranaut]

Congratulations; you made it through another day! You have reached your new personal best.

Your record for longest amount of consecutive days without dying has reached a personal best. Well done, you.

[lumberjackofthelumberwoods]

This made my day

[chaoticmoronn]

HIS NAME IS NOT RATATOUILLE

HE MAKES RATATOUILLE LIKE A FUCKING CHAMPION

HIS NAME IS REMY YOU COWARDS

[fedorathexplorer]

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

[drunkonfanfiction]

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

[holy27-remade-deactivated201912]

What is this

[nickfuckface]

embarrassment incarnate

[cisnowflake]

I feel like I’ve uncovered a relic of times long past.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

“The camera adds 10 pounds” is a phrase of the past. Now people look better in their pictures than they do in person

[kichengunnet]

When people say that the camera adds ten pounds it’s because cameras used in filmmaking/TV production have a wider focal length and therefore subjects look wider or bigger. Whereas cellphone cameras have a short focal length that makes subjects appear thinner or smaller.

Nowadays, with DSLR’s and a variety of lenses, we are able to depict a wide range of focal lengths by using one kind of camera.

So that is why most people on social media may seem to look thinner than they do in person (especially in selfies because the front facing camera on phones especially have short focal lengths).

And that is also how the phrase “the camera adds ten pounds” came about.

[grayskyluna-art]

this is actually so interesting I had no idea

[andersonsallpurpose]

Reminder that this is not some lens magic but simple perspective. You can see the effect pretty easily without a camera by just comparing how your face looks up close in the bathroom mirror vs a couple of meters away from it.

[optimiserablic-blog]

Sight is an illusion that is not 100% reliable and that scares me.

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[buddhabrand]

big mac is short for big macdonalds

[bronzyglow]

personally i love walking around target and dissociating

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[miridai]

[gaystation-4]

celine dion didn’t drown for this