I Aim To Entertain

[nyctosaurid]

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

[nyctosaurid]

just a few things established in the fosters universe

imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them

8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend

a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street

this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.

imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 

babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people

at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

this is all just treated as facts of life

[adzolotl]

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

[sailor--spoon]

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar

[glumshoe]

“You are what you eat,” said The Blue Fairy, unwisely.

Pinnocchio turned sly eyes upon the elementary school.

[verytiredtorin]

Op do you take constructive criticism

[glumshoe]

Sure. Name one way I could have improved my two-sentence horror fanfic.

[christinecanigula-archive]

some of you never played online dressup games while sitting in a huge beat up desk chair while being yelled at by your mom when you were kids and it shows. grow up

[dailytwitterposts]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[windows5]

theres a guy in my asian art hist. class who is visually the epitome of a redneck stereotype except hes an art history major and is very clearly passiomate about it

[windows5]

imagine a bowlegged white guy with a beard wearing flannel, a belt buckle, and cowboy boots talk about the intricacies of a hindu temple in sri lanka. this is the future liberals want

[triplestaff]

Fuck yes it is

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[coyotl-io]

is matt mercer fucking ok

[avidneopian]

Wait they have a mansion?

[roll-for-anal-circumference]

That was likely right after Scientology bought half the company.

[thetruerarkher]

Excuse me

[morrithal]

[mcdrawsalot]

I’m just really happy

Man. This time last year, I was heartbroken, severely depressed, and down on myself. I was also very out of shape and had some really bad habits. I’d lay in bed and call in to work several times a month. It’s a miracle I kept that shitty job as long as I did. I was a bitter and rude person to the people that loved me, and they didn’t deserve that treatment. I was in a huge mental rut. And I let it control my life. I will never let that happen again.

But now, I’m in the healthiest and happiest relationship I’ve ever been in, I’ve worked on getting in shape and dropped some weight. I quit cigarettes after about 9 years of smoking(It’s been 7 months now!). I don’t go out and party all the time. Or let my depression keep me in bed for days at a time. I just hit a year at a new job I’m much happier with. I’ve dropped a lot of people that were negative influences on me, which was very difficult. I’ve learned how to better appreciate the people in my life who WANT to be here. Who love me despite my flaws. I’m surrounded by people who lift me up and encourage me to be the best self I can, and I’m so thankful for all that I have.

For the first time in a while, I’m actually excited about what’ll happen in the new year. 🖤

[irlsuccubus]

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

[starrybitz-deactivated20191025]

An ordinary middle school student.

[macden]

kaitlin olson invented feminism in the span of these 13 seconds

[kamalahq]

[sharonsgf]

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

[brandoncarlo]

this is the worst thing i’ve ever seen

[brandoncarlo]

I don’t think this is obvious but you need to listen with the sound on because the whole point is the announcers.

[rainbow-femme]

Announcer: “It’s a good thing he has a Nurse to help him off the ice.”

Other announcer: “Uggghhhh.”

[c0ffinfl0p]