holy frijoles!

My name is Gretta. What appears on this tumblr often: Music: Rise Against, The Limousines, Muse, The Gaslight Anthem, MCR + TV: The Simpsons <3, Community, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreation, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Arrested Development, HIMYM, FOTC, IASIP, Happy Endings, Suits, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Adventure Time + Movies: Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Harry Potter, The Lion King, Alien + Food: Desserts, Mexican, Vegetarian + Animals: Penguins, Zebras, Cuttlefish, Toucans, Cats + I'll add more and fix this layout when I'm less sleepy "Save me a window table in hell!"

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My new favorite way to make an almost vegan hot dog #yums #hotdog #smartdog #saynotohotdogbuns #vegetarian #veganaise #spinach #babykale #iusedbuttertosautethespinach #noregrets

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Made vegetable pot pie with Luseagull ^_^ #delicious #potpie

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Flourless banana chocolate chip "pancakes" #basicallyabananaomelet #butsoyummy

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Well this is adorable #jellybelly

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What we did in class today #vegetablecolorings #cake

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Made #tofu in class today!!! Yum

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Found some fishless tuna at target so I finally had a chance to make a vegan version of my mom's tuna salad. Tuna was the last food I ate before going vegetarian 8 years ago :']

[mcgrettles-blog]

My first #instax ! Cairo, @ordinaryjerry and a little goose.

[deedeethornberry-blog]

This is possibly my favorite tweet

[mcgrettles-blog]

Maybe if I rest my head riiiiiight here some food will fall in my mouth #cairo #doberman #hewantssecondbreakfast

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[bigxbad-deactivated20181219]

Do you want a hot body? Do you want a Maserati? Do you wanna go potty?

[12345qwerti]

[kalingly]

Jessica Huang gives her son “the talk.”

[betterthankanyebitch]

[thepeopleofsingapore]

"When I was a child, girls would never wear trousers. But then women’s lib came along and they started to wear them all the time. So I figured, if women are allowed to wear trousers, men should be allowed to wear skirts. That’s liberation too, right? So I started with a kilt and realised I quite liked it. After that I tried other skirts. I now I wear them regularly. Not all the time mind you - just whenever I feel like it.

People sometimes tease me and ask why I am wearing a woman’s skirt. But look at me. I am quite clearly a man. So this is not a woman’s skirt. It’s MY skirt. It’s a man’s skirt.”

[arrestedwesteros]

Carl Weathers: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, there’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you got a stew going!

Marta Complex - 1x02

submission from Noah Kaye