$McKenzie$

I stopped looking for the light. Decided to become it instead.

[mckenslay-blog]

www.rbnjb.com?a=71255929

glasses anniversary, only this day!

[b0jackyellow]

I don’t care if you don’t like Hillary. I don’t care if you were Bernie’s #1 supporter. I don’t care if Jill Stein “speaks” to you.

Listen to me. Today in class, we had a poll. Many of the students refused to vote because #NeverHillary and #DumpTrump and #I'mTooCoolForPolitics.

It came out 70% Trump. Trump won my class, because the left-leaning students refused to vote.

I know this election sucks. I know both candidates are problematic. But if you don’t go out there and vote for Hillary, Trump WILL be president. Our country WILL go to hell, and we WILL NOT make any real progress towards LGBT+ rights, women’s rights, or the rights of people of color. The right to have an abortion will be more heavily restricted, if not repealed. Our economy will continue to struggle because Trump will not raise taxes on the rich like we so desperately need to do. The environment will continue to hurt, as Trump has shown no real concern with environmental issues, and so will education. He has no political experience. NONE.

Please vote for Hillary. Please keep this misogynistic, racist, homophobic, and selfish man out of our government. We don’t need any more.

[peterparker]

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WATCH THIS

[periru3]

I just went from having 0 feelings either negative or positive about Taylor Lautner and after watching this and with no other knowledge of him as a person I fully believe that he is a gift to humanity if for nothing other than this single contribution.

[bellaxiao]

[ericjudysbeard-deactivated20220]

Working at LUSH: the saga

[vallymgrl]

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”

[sailorlune]

My whole life!

[la-plus-heureuse]

A man walks into a store to buy shampoo. He walks down the hair care aisle and spots a pink shampoo bottle that promises to give you luscious locks. The man is determined, for his hair lacks luster. He asks the nearest store clerk, “Will this work for men? It’s pink, so I’m not sure.” The store clerk looks at the man, then at the shampoo. He shrugs his shoulders in ignorance. The man resolves to purchase the shampoo anyway.

After arriving at his humble abode, the man takes a shower with his new shampoo. He opens the bottle and tries to pour the soapy substance into his hand, but alas; the shampoo refuses to fall onto his manly skin.

The man crumples down in utter defeat, sobbing as the shower water softly cascades down his rippling shoulders. The shampoo will never work for him, for he is a man, and the shampoo he bought is unfortunately in a pink bottle. “I should have known,” he cries out in a whimper. “I should have known.”

[lousidity]

The best way to respond to that is with fun color facts.

“Purple was once considered the color of royalty. Kings and queens both wore it.”

“The color of the (insert product here) isn’t a dye that will turn you that color.”

“Oh, it’s not (color they called it) it’s actually (match to the closest shade here: http://shadesofpurple.facts.co/shadesofpurplecolornames.php and if the name doesn’t have purple, assure him it’s a “power color”. If it does have purple in the name, assure him it’s very ‘in’ and people will think he’s knowledgeable and stylish.)”

Those are just a few examples.

[pthalocy]

haha i just tell people it’s all marketing it’s the same stuff in all the bottles. most of the time it’s not even inaccurate lol

[lumpnuggets]

if i ever get a DUI, i’d like it to go like this 

[littlecofiegirl]

do yourself a favor and watch this. seriously. but plz don’t drink and drive.

[helloitsbees]

nature is amazing

[booze-grandpa]

DONT DRINK AND DRIVE, but yes please watch this it’s Fuckn GREAT

[socialbutts]

with this guys plethora of skills I honestly believed for a minute that he was just really weird and not at all drunk 

[honeybutteralmonds-deactivated2]

THE ENDING OMFG WATCH TILL THE ENDING

[sir-scandalous-deactivated20181]

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS

[carrscracker]

Jacob Adriaensz Backer, Half‑Naked Woman with a Coin, oil on canvas, ca. 1636

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

titties out… got my coin ready to go… like! who is this bitch???? love her 

[divine-noire]

Stop asking black girls if their hair is real Stop asking black girls if their hair is real Stop asking black girls if their hair is real

[thatdiva]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Stop touching black girls’ hair Stop touching black girls’ hair  Stop touching black girls’ hair 

[djsplayhouse]

But it’s a valid question sometimes

[pumpkinspicepunani]

Actually, it’s always none of your business.

[asian]

Lawyer: What’s her name?

Me: Objection Your Honour

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[fuks]

[luisapa9-deactivated20210623]

Oh my god this is the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

[soph-okonedo]

 Serena Williams seen out in Milan, Italy during Milan Fashion Week

[mogifire]

[blundstone-deactivated20170419]

Fucking hell this is 10/10

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

[fersken]

[thecommonchick]

[badxbaby]

[botanize]