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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Mike Driver
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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EXPECTATIONS
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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noise dept.
Today's Document
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
macklin celebrini has autism
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@mcu-supersoldiers
Peak CodyWan dynamic:
Obi-Wan:*says ominous bullshit* Cody: Ofcourse, General. Cody:*Says concerning bullshit* Obi-Wan: Yes, my dear. ---
They match eachothers freak but in a bureaucratic bullshittery way that's somehow a love language for them specifically. Don't get fooled tho they are FREAKS of nature.
I do think it’s interesting how the novel Dracula is meant to be a modern setting from its perspective. It’s very much that genre of story about an ancient fantasy archetype finding itself in a modern setting, complete with the rules-lawyering that often comes with modern parodies (that isn’t to say the stories of Olde didn’t have fun with loopholes either though).
Except Dracula is a story that plays itself straight. The vampire himself is not stupid. He’s possibly the oldest vampire of all which means he upgraded from animal instinct and mindless echoes of past memories to someone who’s regained his critical thinking skills. The story begins because he’s already adapted to how the modern world works now by hiring a solicitor who understands modern laws.
He knows now that he doesn’t have to march into London with an army like he used to; He can just buy property and the laws of London are forced to respect that. Similarly he’s already experimented in and discovered loopholes to vampire rules and limitations; Vampires are bound by the permission of owners so he simply uses his solicitor to buy and own a bunch of properties. If he needs to be invited in, Dracula hypnotizes someone to let him in.
Vampires need to return to their grave every dusk/dawn (whichever comes sooner), which causes their coffin to act as an anchor that limits how far from it they can travel? Dracula simply rations the earth of his grave into fifty coffins and spreads them across London so his range becomes exponentially larger.
All of these things make the story almost come across as a deconstruction and it might just be! It’s just that Dracula the novel became such a trendsetter that people nowadays see it as playing things fully straight. It almost feels as if the novel is written with the idea that readers have a basic understanding of vampires and their rules, so part of the thrill comes in the revelation of how the titular vampire is working around these rules. Likewise I’ve heard it used to be a trope in English literature for a traveler to visit some foreign land with a monster and escape by going home. But here the foreign aspect of the story is just the first (and final) arc; The monster’s plan hinges on coming to the UK itself!
So yeah. Dracula isn’t stupid and he reflects the idea that people of the past had just as common sense as the rest of us, they just had access to less/inaccurate knowledge and things worked differently back then. Dracula would be like… That bit of someone showing a medieval peasant a meme as they comprehend it perfectly and aren’t even wowed by the Doritos. If Dracula was set in the 21st century he’d probably understand social media well enough to become an influencer if he wanted to, though the issue of being invisible in cameras wouldn’t help.
codywan but they are plushies
lasagna your requests are killing me lmfaoo
Well, I decided it's time to draw the most complicated, dramatic, queer-coded, and completely non-toxic couple in all of Star Wars fandom.
Instead of fisherman, I like the idea of Wrecker clearing leftover ordinances with a bunch of rescue lurca hounds to sniff em out. He never gets over sleeping in a bunk, and doesn't want a big bed. He sleeps on a couch that bends in the middle, surrounded by his lurca hounds, who's snores remind him of sleeping surrounded by his brothers. It's Echo that hooks him up with clearing mines, and Wrecker feels so good about being able to blow things up and help keep people safe.
Somehow, Sanctuary came out one year ago today. Happy anniversary to Phee and her Three Husbands!
Tech: you know I do not care for that joke, Phee
Phee: well how’s about you go ahead and do something about it, Brown Eyes?
Hunter, who is so incredibly tired of the joke: Yeah, can you please go ahead and do something about it, thanks.
don't hide this gold in the tags 🤣
I managed to work out my fake divorce without any fake feelings involved.
The same cannot be said for Wrecker.
He actually cried.
[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-
DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE
reblog to ruin a law student’s life
oh hello you’ve returned to us
Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.
A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.
#Helios was declawed by his former owners so he doesn't just slap things he dislikes like most cats#he really only feels confident in hissing at them#Especially because a lot of the thing he doesn't like are bugs and those are sharp sometimes :(#Selene has figured this out and now when she hears him hiss she sprints over the kill the fuck out of the bug#Helios has learned she will do this so he'll hiss at stuff louder and louder until she hears him#A nervous old man and his emotional support homicidal maniac tags by @gallusrostromegalus
I couldn't reblog without the tags because the context is hilarious
A Nervous Old Man (right) and his Emotional Support Violence Machine (Left)
Yes, he is more than twice her size. Yes, he is five times her age. Yes, he cries like a big baby until she kills Unacceptable Scary Things (earwigs) for him.
I couldn't get these two and their dynamic out of my head, @gallusrostromegalus I doodled them (guessed on their collars)
OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART
Baby animal tubies 🩶❤️
You are not staying in the tags
just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture
do you see this. beyond ridiculous
what are our thoughts
I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy
unpost this right now you strange strange man
I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent
Commission I made a while ago for @digitaldesignation of some eldritch guards
"Plo, tell me you just meant grandpadawan."
@dinlukeweek Day 1: No Order 66 AU | Rebellion Era
my most Millennial trait is that i want big screen to think properly. to compose my thoughts. app exists for your thing but no website? bad bad bad not good for think, need big screen for think. i wrote this post on the small screen btw
I read somewhere that one thing that really pisses off companies about Millennials is that we won't make big purchases on our phones, we always feel compelled to get out a laptop or hop on a desktop for it
This is also why I detest that on the phone EVERY SITE HAS ITS OWN DAMN APP!!!
On big screen, all internet the same! Browser go to internet! No downloading 87 apps for 87 websites I can access on the Big Screen Browser. Fuck off with your hand screen apps.
How are there less than 1,000 fics in the Obi-Wan Kenobi/Darth Maul tag on Ao3???! That's so disappointing...
-cracks knuckles- Time to work on some contributions to that number.
New fic?? New fic! Old man ObiMaul!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Only 2 chapters so far, but I wanted to finally post the start of it, at least, considering it's been sitting in my drafts for 2 years now, and I was mad there are not enough ObiMaul fics on Ao3.
Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day
