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making platonic and familial x readers for DSMP + co characters! | REQ: 4 | OPEN | run by 📼 [mod polybius, they/he]

[mcytcares]

REQUESTS OPEN !

this is mcytcares, run by mod polybius! (📼)

this blog is dedicated to making platonic and familial 'x readers' for DSMP characters. i tend to see a lot of romantic 'x readers' but not a lot of platonic or familial ones, so this blog is dedicated to those who aren't really into romantic 'x readers'!

I'm willing to do. . .

DSMP Characters

OSMP Characters

Epic SMP & SMP Earth Characters

Potentially other MCYT (Hermitcraft, 3rd Life, Team Crafted)

Platonic & Familial Requests

I will not do. . .

NSFW

Romantic requests

Streamers / Real people

In your request, please be specific with what you want!! (IE. "Can I get headcanons for a familial x reader with SBI and Ranboo in a modern human AU?")

i'm willing to do both headcanons (length can vary), drabbles (300-700 words) and one-shots (700-1k+ words)! please be patient though, it can take me a while to write since i'm a bit of a perfectionist and have a busy schedule...

i'm also willing to write AUs! i'm best at modern human AUs, superhero/vigilante AUs, horror AUs, and dystopia AUs. you may also request any other AUs you'd like to see!

thanks for reading this far, and feel free to send a request!

- 📼 [mod polybius, they/he]

[mcytcares]

Helloo, just found your blog and the writing is really great, I love blogs that write platonic x readers :'D

Could I request maybe a Karlnapity x child reader (not modern AU or anything, just normal DSMP)?

Take care of yourself and take your time <3

so sorry for posting once in a blue moon </3 im starting to get back into writing so here you go anon!

KARLNAPITY AND CHILD READER

Type - Headcanon

Familial

Dream SMP

Note - This involves the DSMP characters only. Also this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind :]

Warnings - N/A

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Fun dads! Karl is definitely the softest for you while Sapnap is the most attentive.

Karl is very playful and gets you all sorts of toys. He encourages you to play outside and just enjoy your time, leading you on tame explorations around Kinoko. He forages with you and helps you identify different kinds of mushrooms and plants.

Karl occasionally tells stories of times long past with foggy eyes and an odd tone.

He makes soup with you and makes you breakfast. He's not the best cook in the house but he does make good mushroom soup.

Sapnap likes to play rough, encouraging games involving sports or physical activity of any kind. You wanna play knights? He makes you a cardboard sword to swing around (no matter if you're a knight or princess), and he's the big bad dragon you've gotta defeat! He enjoys picking you up and swinging you around– of course he's never too rough but he tends to throw you around a bit.

He also likes lots of sports– soccer, basketball, football, etc. If you're an active kid, he'll play whatever you want all day.

Sapnap also makes sure you can defend yourself, and teaches you how to fight against mobs. He always keeps a watchful eye on you whenever you're out and about, but he knows you can handle yourself when night falls.

Quackity can be distant and quiet at times, but when he's around he showers you with gifts and praise. He gives you toys, expensive clothing, trinkets– basically whatever you want, he'll get.

He also tells you stories and brings back souvenirs whenever he goes to Las Nevadas. He often reads from books but also talks of his colleagues and any humorous incidents that have happened to him.

His softer side comes out in these moments– he loves making you laugh, seeing your face light up makes his whole week.

Quackity is banned from the kitchen, thus your days with him are spent going out and shopping or meeting up with Quackity's friends. He spoils you with anything you have your eye on, even if you don't ask for anything.

If you're more creative than active, Quackity gets you lots of books for you to read, on whatever subject you like. Space? Dinosaurs? Nature? He can get those. Fiction books, fantasy, horror? Sure!

Karl will gladly color or draw with you, taking great delight when you show him your drawings and making a big show of it.

"Oh, what's this?? Oh, [Name], this is amazing! Literally, like, Mona Lisa quality, what the heck! I'm putting this up on the fridge!"

Every drawing is posted on the fridge with little magnets, proudly displaying your creativity. Sapnap and Quackity both compliment your skills, Sapnap ruffling your hair or giving you a noogie.

"Look at our little artist!"

"Woah, the world's gotta watch out. We've got a master in the works."

Days where the whole family is together can be chaotic. Dinners are lively and you get a lot of attention. Sapnap is the main cook of the household, and food cooked by him is full of love for his family. If you're a picky eater, he caters to your needs, but encourages you to branch out if you ever want to.

If you fall ill, they're all there to support you. Sapnap tends to you at every complaint (albeit telling you not to be so dramatic), Karl makes you some soup, and Quackity gets your medicine.

Nightmares are similar-- Sapnap and Quackity both advise you to fight back against whatever scary monster is in your dreams. Quackity tries to comfort you by telling you it's not real, or by reading you a story. Karl offers to sit and listen if you want to talk about it, and gives nice, warm hugs.

[mcytcares]

Hiiiii, how are you?

Can you maybe do a OSMP Techno with wolf reader?

Have a good day/nighy

sure thing, anon! i did a short one-shot for this, if that's ok! fun fact: the google doc name for this is "bunnyblade and the big, not-so-bad, wolf". hope you're having a good day!!

OSMP TECHNOBLADE AND WOLF READER

Type - One-shot

Platonic

Origins SMP

Note - This involves the OSMP character only. Also this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind :]

Warnings - N/A

Word Count - 947

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You stalk amongst the low, apple-burdened branches of the orchard trees. The shade lets you cool down from the sweltering summer heat, beating down in a shimmering haze. You keep yourself low as you move listlessly between the trees, ears pricked warily. If one were to see you like this, they'd think you were dangerous- stalking prey. In truth, you were more like a sheep in wolf's clothing. Your wolf hybrid lineage passed onto you heightened senses, as well as wolf ears and a tail, and sharp teeth fit for eating meat. You were more than your frightening appearance however- a kindly forager who enjoyed dark furs, the smell of pine trees, and cooking. You only hunted when you needed to- arrows piercing through the air to fire upon a stray buck or an unsuspecting rabbit.

Unsuspecting rabbit, your mind echoed. You watched through the foliage as Technoblade- the bunny hybrid-turned-farmer- dug his trowel into the dirt. He sprinkled carrot seeds into a row of shallow holes, set on planting and nothing else. Off to his side, a basket of carrots. A bountiful harvest. He turned his back to you, bending down to place dirt back over the seeds. You inched closer, ever curious. While you've never formally interacted with the bunny hybrid, you admired his diligence to his work. He seemed to enjoy it, even, looking proudly upon the rows of newly planted carrots. You've never been a farmer- disinterest in vegetables and most fruits lended to that. However, that didn't mean you weren't interested in how exactly the process happened. Technoblade seems to take to farming as easy as breathing. Like it was his whole life. You guessed it was- you'd come by a few times and he was always there, planting carrots.

You didn't want to seem creepy, snooping around- not at all! You were simply just too shy and awkward to approach. The farmer seemed so absorbed in his work, you didn't want to bother him. Still, curiosity tempts the cat- or the wolf, technically- and the cat gives in to curiosity.

One more step, and a branch shudders and snaps underfoot. It makes you pause, shoulders tensing up to your chin. Technoblade stills, caught in the motion of digging. His ears twitch and swivel, trying to capture the source of the noise. You hold your breath, suddenly anxious. You shouldn't be afraid- you know you really have no reason to- but you are. After all, you're about to be caught sneaking around Technoblade's farm!

He half turns, eyeing the tree line. "I know you're there," he says, steady voice breaking the silence. Sheepishly, you step out of the shade and into the sun.

"Hello," you greet, voice hushed and warbling, "sorry, I didn't mean to intrude, I was just, ah, watching you work!" You're sweating because of the heat. Totally.

Technoblade gives you a dubious look, one eyebrow raising. It's like he can see right through you!

"I don't- I mean-" You scramble to save yourself from your own awkwardness, "I really like your work ethic! It's admirable! And I was interested in learning how to farm." That's not necessarily true, but if it would get you in his good graces, then you were going to ride this train to the end.

He turns to you fully, tugging at the straw hat atop his head. Your eyes connect and— wow, his eyes are intense. You find yourself unable to look away as he mulls over your words, rocking his weight on one leg. His hands and knees are muddied with dirt, appropriate for a farmer. He wipes one hand on his overalls, using it to tap his chin in thought.

"Hrmm… well, I suppose that's not such a bad compliment. But flattery isn't gettin' you anywhere, 'specially if you want any of these carrots." He looks possessively back at his carrots, eyes narrowing in suspicion.

"Huh?" You blurt out. Your hands move on their own, defensively coming up and waving around. "Nnoo, no, no! Really, I do admire your work. And– and…" You trail off.

"And?" The bunny hybrid prompts.

"And I think you're the best farmer– ever–! I want to learn from you!" You exclaim.

Technoblade looks at you. And laughs.

It's this low, rumbling chuckle that crescendos into a near cackle. You're left stupefied as he thumps his foot on the ground, getting all the giggles out.

When he's finally done, he looks up at you, a half-smile on his lips. "'Course I'm the best farmer ever," he says, "I'm one of the only farmers around. Nobody's got me beat when it comes to farming. But… If you really wanna learn…"

Techno walks over to a basket full of carrots, still sprinkled with dirt, fresh from the ground. He plucks one out, breaks off a half, and proffers it to you.

"Consider this my metaphorical olive branch," he rumbles. His eyes, you notice, are a carmine red made vibrant in the light of the sun. "Show of good will an' all. I'll teach you, and you stop snoopin' around here."

You take it, slowly, hesitantly, turning it over in your hand. Just a regular old carrot.

"Promise you'll teach me?" You ask.

"Promise," Techno replies.

You take a bite. Crunch.

Techno smiles.

[mcytcares]

opening requests again! im starting to get back into writing so i think i'll be more motivated to get reqs done :] - 📼

[mcytcares]

yooo did you see the lore streams today?? it was crazy! i dunno about you but i'm definitely looking forward to what's to come - friendly neighbourhood crops anon (you can't get rid of me now! /lh)

suuuch a late reply, mb crops anon! i havent caught up with current lore all the way (only caught up to dream prison break stream) but seeing everyone post abt it has certainly made me excited for future lore :D - 📼

[mcytcares]

Hiiii!

Its the tumblr that requested the Parent c! Technoblade with a hoglin hybrid child! Reader.

Can I just say how cute that was!? Thank you so much! It made my heart melt

Have some kitties <3333

of course!! you're welcome and im very glad you enjoyed it, thank you for the kitties!! :D - 📼

[mcytcares]

Helloooo I hope your having a good night/day

Could you maybe do a drabble with a Parent Technoblade from the dsmp with a gn hoglin hybrid child? Idk why, but it just sounds cute

Thank you :D

sure thing!! hope this is good :D

PARENT TECHNOBLADE & HOGLIN HYBRID Y/N

Type - Drabble

Familial

DSMP

Note - This involves the DSMP character only. Also this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind :] Also also, this is from Techno's POV (still 3rd person tho!)

Warnings - Chat, if that counts.

Word Count - 581

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Technoblade really wasn't expecting this.

He'd gone into the Nether to get some blaze rods to make powder- he'd used up all of it making a chestful of potions. He carried a whole bundle of rods in his arms, enough to last him a while, and trekked through the Nether. He'd traveled far just to find a good fortress, with one that actually had Blazes. The walk back was going to be a long one, he knew that much.

Much longer than he realized, apparently, because something had attached to his leg. His instincts made him want to lash out, to push away. He doesn't do that, forcing his tense muscles to relax as he looks, annoyed, down at the thing on his leg.

A flash of gold catches his attention first, then pinkish skin. He narrows his eyes down at the little hoglin hybrid, who looks up at him with round eyes, softly huffing. His ear twitches, and the hybrid's gaze follows it. Ah. Must be all the gold he's sporting, that'd make sense. He inhales slowly, his instincts flaring to life just beneath his skin.

He snorts. "Hello."

A snort back. He inclines forward, just enough that his cloak brushes against the floor. He chuffs thrice. "Your name?"

"Y/N." is the response he receives. He nods, slow, replying with a huff, "I'm Techno."

The hoglin hybrid chuffs, then tentatively, grasps his cloak, gold lining the fabric. He lets out a little amused snort before he can stop it. He's really not in a position to be taking anyone in, especially not a kid, but his instincts are all but screaming protect protect protect. Great, just great. Chat, too, is particularly loud.

Technodad!

E E E E E E

aww technosoft!

CHILD

Is that a gremlin

He's about to let out a very long winded sigh when something bumps against his knee. He looks down immediately- the hoglin hybrid is gently bumping their forehead against his leg. A universal sign of affection- crap, did they think he was their guardian or something?! He really just wants to go home and make some potions, but he feels stuck in place. What if something happened to them while he was away? He can't just leave!

Great, now his instincts were really kicking in, enough to cloud his judgement. He moves to get away, but- but-

Another headbutt against his knee. He really is getting soft. He stands, just for a moment, hesitating. He huffs, "Parents?"

A shake of the head.

Our child now! Chat chimes in. His instincts agree, as suddenly there is a child in his arms. What is he doing?

The hoglin hybrid- Y/N- purrs and headbutts against his shoulder. Technoblade definitely does not get teary-eyed. Nope. That doesn't happen. He's got some kid in his arms, and he's not going to cry about it.

He balances the blaze rods and the hybrid carefully, making sure he doesn't drop either. Y/N seems fine with this, content with curling up and grasping his coat, staring intently at his golden earrings.

…

Phil is waiting at the Nether portal when he arrives. He looks surprised, at the form in Techno's arms. Then amused.

"Whatcha got there, mate?"

Techno sighs. "Blaze rods." As if it were obvious.

Phil laughs, you chuff.

"You're takin' after me," Phil says.

Techno rolls his eyes so hard it hurts, but he can't stop the smile that settled on his face. "Shut up, old man."

[mcytcares]

hello hello , i return once more >:) just a short message to check in and make sure you're taking care of yourself :D midterms are indeed stressful as shit so don't overwork yourself! rest and self care is invaluable, probably more than studying -crops anon

hi crops anon!! thanks for the message! midterms went well + i hope everyone else's midterms went well too :] take care of yourself too anon, and that goes for everyone else as well 👍

[mcytcares]

hey guys!! sorry for the inactivity, real life has been extremely busy. i'll be closing requests for the time being, and working slowly on them. once i've got most of em done i'll open up requests again 👍 thanks for all your patience!! - 📼

[mcytcares]

answering requests will be a bit slow because midterms are coming up, but they should be all done in the next couple weeks! - 📼

[mcytcares]

friendly neighbourhood crops anon here! it's my last week of school until Christmas/winter break and while i don't have finals just yet (mine are at the end of January for whatever reason) i know a lot of people do! so if you're dealing with finals or just a stressful last week(s) of school make sure to take care of yourself, if you make up hot chocolate with the powder use milk it is so much better than water, and fluffy sweaters/pants are a must. treat yourself! -crops anon

heck yeah!! thanks crops anon! i've got midterms next week so i feel anybody who's stressed bc of midterms or finals. just relax while you can, you'll get through this!! - 📼

[mcytcares]

hi hello hello, tis the anon who requested big brother Wilbur, and let me just say my crops have been watered, my craving is satiated, my skin is clear, my depression is cured, my soul is whole. you are the best -crops anon (because i am becoming a full time lurker now, you could not stop me if you wanted to)

haha you're welcome anon :D im glad you enjoyed it!!

[mcytcares]

hello hello! would it be possible for me to request a brother figure Wilbur x younger reader headcanons? modern human au would probably work best but also just regular c!Wilbur before Lmanburg is good too. i honestly just want like,,,fluff, sweet stuff, comfort, feelgood, that kinda vibe. nothing specific cept him just like being there and caring and stuff. really craving that soft stuff rn lol. thank you so much!!

sure anon! :D hope you enjoy! <3 - 📼

BROTHER FIGURE WILBUR & YOUNGER Y/N

Type - Headcanons

Familial

Human & Modern AU

Note - This involves the DSMP character only. Also this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind :]

Warnings - N/A! Only fluff here!

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• Big bro Wilbur is super sweet!!

• He loves just sitting next to you, watching your favorite movies

• On bad days, he'll make your favorite food, and give you a big hug!

• He has to lean down a whole lot considering he's basically a giant- he often jokes about back pain and getting old

• Sometimes he'll scoop you up in his arms or onto his shoulders, and just let you chill up there for a while

• When this happens, you often spread out your arms and pretend you're an airplane.

• Wilbur runs around and makes whooshing noises, just to hear you laugh

• On nights where you both have trouble sleeping, he'll make hot chocolate

• He claims your sweet tooth is almost as bad as his- as long as it's for hot chocolate

• On rainy days, he'll help you set up a blanket fort in the living room. The most decadent blanket fort ever, really

• "Only the best for my little sibling," He claims

• You bury yourself in blankets while he settles down with his guitar and a few books

• His humming lulls you into a peaceful sleep

• On days when you are both well and truly bored, he'll put on a play

• A one-man-show, which is mostly him reciting Shakespeare plays from memory to the best of his ability

• He's got a flair for the dramatic, which he passes onto you

• When you get sick, he coddles you like a mother hen- but doesn't make for the best nurse.

• He makes you soup and gives you your medicine, but that's about all he can do

• He gives you as many hugs as he can without getting sick himself

• Once he gets better, he offers to let you lay on the couch, curled up next to him, watch a comfort movie and eat whatever you want

• Physical touch is his love language, and it shows through his constant little touches and warm bear hugs

• When you wake from night terrors, he'll wrap you in a big hug, soothing you as best he can.

• "It's alright, I'm here, little one. You're safe, I promise. Nothing's out to get you- not as long as I'm here to protect you."

• You always feel safe when you're with him

• He indulges you whenever you want to play with him, even if he's busy with work

• To him, it's a welcome distraction

• You two make up all sorts of games, each with their own stipulations and good memories to be shared

• You find loopholes in the rules you've created and use them to your advantage- even if there is no "winning" in some games. You like doing utterly wild things and seeing the mystified look on his face

• He says, with a laugh, that your wild imagination never ceases to amaze him.

[mcytcares]

heyy another reminder! please specify in your ask whether you want like a headcanon, drabble, or one-shot bc most of the time i'll assume drabble :]

[mcytcares]

Hello! Is there no anon? Haha, sorry for asking I just usually request with anon on ^^'

hey there! there should be anon on but its probably me being stupid and forgetting to turn it on lol. ill go turn it on now 👍

edit: they should be on now!

[mcytcares]

another reminder that my requests are open!! id love to write some x readers so send in requests 👍 [please note i only do platonic & familial requests!]

[mcytcares]

MODERN & HUMAN HEADCANONS ━ FAMILIAL SBI (+ RANBOO) & Y/N

Type - Headcanons

Familial

Foster AU, Human & Modern AU

Note - These involve the DSMP characters only. Also this is written with a gender neutral reader in mind :]

Warnings - Mentions of Smoking (Wilbur)

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GENERAL HCS

• You were fostered by Phil at 13, being the youngest in the family. You were officially adopted a year later, with Tommy being a few months older than you, Wilbur being 16, and Techno being 17.

• Tommy is elated to know that he isn't the youngest anymore.

PHILZA

• Crowfather!!

• Quite literally father of crows, as there's a flock of them that gather on the backyard each day

• Phil explains that he feeds them, and in return they bring back nifty trinkets or dead animals, but that's neither here nor there.

• The best cook there is

• Every meal tastes like it's been sent down from heaven

• He teaches you some of his tricks, and even encourages you to cook on your own

• Admittedly, your first meals aren't great, but with a lot of helpful tips and a bit of constructive criticism, you eventually become a cooking pro!

• Always helps out with homework when you're struggling

• If he can't help, he gets Techno

• He never yells, and rarely raises his voice, but him being angry is still quite scary

• Has that quiet, more-disappointed-than-angry look

• Uses the Stern Voice when you've (or the other siblings) done something really stupid

• If you panic, he feels really bad

• He makes it up to you by taking you get get your comfort food/favorite food the next day

• Bad with technology, mostly smartphones, since he can work a computer pretty well

• "How do you turn it on?"

• "The button right there, Phil."

• "Oh."

WILBUR

• Protective big brother!!!

• Very touchy- totally the type to always have a firm hand on your shoulder or back, and gives lots of hugs when you need them

• Or, if you're not the touchy type, he's just near you- enough to give breathing room, but constantly talking or just doing something.

• He is very much alive and animated, and his ramblings and unrelated digressions include lots of hand movements.

• Dude just talks with his hands- with his whole body.

• If you're musically inclined, you'll spend nights in his room, helping him brainstorm lyrics or chord progressions

• You do duets together, whether it be just instrumental or vocal

• If you're not musically inclined, you'll still hang out in his room. He'll sing to you or just play a couple tunes on his guitar.

• He loves it when you hang out with him, regardless of what you're doing.

• Total theatre kid, and drags you into it.

• Makes you listen to the entire Hamilton soundtrack, and belts out every song in his car.

• He knows the lyrics by heart- unfortunately.

• Quotes Shakespeare at you at random.

• You're eating breakfast one morning, all is normal

• Wilbur comes downstairs, pours himself a bowl of cereal, then stands parallel from you across the counter, and says:

• "We know what we are, but know not what we may be."

• ??? Literally what.

• "Wil, it's too early for this. What even was that?"

• He seems offended. "Shakespeare, of course."

• "... You're such a nerd."

• He squawks and grows flustered. (He'll then protest wholeheartedly and say Well, Techno is the nerd of the house, not me! Jokes on him, all of SBI are nerds.)

• If you're stressed out or panicking, he'll sit by you, giving you the space you need, but ready to help out.

• Though he's not the best at comforting others, and might devolve into panic himself.

• Let's be real, dude probably listens to The Smiths on repeat.

• Very occasionally calls you his Champion

• Smokes a lot, but don't tell Phil

• He probably smells really nice though

• Collects perfumes and candles

• Type of guy to have like 3 different candles lit at the same time- makes for a weird but pleasant smell

TECHNO

• Nerd Supreme, in the flesh

• Dude's huge yet wears lil' grandma glasses with the chain.

• Makes you help him dye his hair monthly.

• Somehow ropes you into learning how to knit, despite Tommy teasing that you were both like grandmas

• Techno says that Tommy just can't see real art

• He's surprisingly good at knitting, and even knits you a sweater!

• Dude gives the best hugs, which are a luxury that is not often offered

• Literal human furnace

• Reads you history books or Sun Tzu

• Regales Greek epics and myths to you

• Randomly gives you pop quizzes on Greek mythos just to keep you on your toes

• You're not forced to answer, of course, but like, brownie points for getting the right answer

• Definitely knows his history, and gives you a nickname after a Greek deity

• Plays Minecraft with you, Tommy, and Ranboo. Beats you every time you PVP

• Scarily good at Mario Kart

• Sometimes you steal his coats, just because they're so large and fluffy

• Man loves his coats

• Also loves to garden!

• Plants gardenias with you, to symbolize that he considers you part of the family :]

• When his hallucinations get bad, or the voices get too loud, he'll let you sit with him and soothe him

• You make him some warm tea and help distract him, making sure not to get too loud or touch him

• Once it passes he just leans on you for a while

• Then afterward you eat ice cream, because he is a secret ice cream fiend.

• Long silences while sitting together that aren't awkward or uncomfortable

• Occasionally, he takes you to the library, so you guys can read together and just hang out some place quiet

• Crafts you a paper crown, identical to his own!

• Totally a big dog person

• Absolutely willing to beat the shit out of someone for you, alongside Wilbur

TOMMY

• You two are either entirely similar, making for a loud and chaotic duo, or opposites.

• Whichever it is, Tommy somehow finds a way into roping you into his mischief

• You dare each other to do stupid stuff all the time

• You nearly broke your leg after sliding down the stairs

• Fell flat on your face during a sled race in the winter

• Totally didn't get sick at the state fair after daring each other to eat as many sweets as possible

• Still, you two have a lot of fun

• He swears up and down that he will one day beat you (and everyone else) in Mario Kart

• Comes in last every time

• Has a lot of nicknames for you

• "Y/N! Big Y/N, Lil' Y/N, my buddy, my sibling, my frieeend!"

• Boasts about being older than you 24/7

• Loves making things

• Arts and crafts are his shit, even if the color palette isn't great on the eye

• Gifts you some of his creations just to see your face light up

• He soaks up all the praise he gets, and bounces back with a fuckton of energy in return

• All nighters spent with Tommy, Ranboo, and Tubbo playing video games or binging shows- mostly video games

• Has two moths, named Clementine and Clara, respectively. He likes letting them fly around his room, and sometimes they'll land on you.

• Or if you don't like moths, he gets two ferrets!

• Absolutely chaotic, and says that he will be a raccoon in his next life, a luxurious fate of digging through trash cans and not giving a shit about arbitrary rules

• So much bickering, most of it lighthearted

• You guys have competitions with each other all. The. Time

• "Bet you can't eat all your cereal in a minute!"

• "You're on, asshole!"

• He wins, and you blame it on his tall, scrawny ass

• "I'm a growing boy, Y/N! Can you blame me?"

• "Oh, so no more Big Man?"

• "That's not what I said-"

+ BONUS RANBOO!

• Ranboo is adopted when you're about 16.

• He's super quiet and awkward at first, like Techno when you came to the house for the first time

• You offer to play Minecraft with him one day, and he accepts wholeheartedly, seeming super excited

• You grow closer from there

• He indulges in his love for baking

• You help him bake all sorts of sweets

• You have fun decorating cakes and cookies, though most of them are jokes

• They're tasty, though!

• He infodumps all about his love for horror and ARGs, and eagerly tells you about the history of VHS and cassette tapes

• He has a walkman of his own, and makes you a mixtape on a cassette

• You treasure it, of course

• He wants to make his own little horror series one day

• He also has a fascination with space, particularly stars and constellations

• Stargazing is a constant activity

• He points out all the different constellations

• He has a star chart pinned up on his wall, alongside posters for old horror movies and indie rock bands

• When his birthday rolls around, you surprise him with a record player he's long sought after, a constellation chart tapestry, and a whole slew of stim toys

• He nearly cries, and gives you a big hug, telling you he loves it.

• You help him dye his hair, since his natural hair color is black- the white half is dyed.

• Also, dude lives off of soda. He hates water, so it's soda or coffee or juice, really any drink other than water

• You try to get him to drink some water but it usually hardly works

• Also!! You help him set up a little aquarium in his room

• A tank where he keeps a pet axolotl