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[mdilf]

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@ultrastrawberrymonsterstan

Vent underneath cut, ignore

I'm upset because I have scammers trying to guilt me out of money after I assisted a couple of people on this app who needed it(no money, just a reblog). I understand this is something small I'll have to deal with if people who actually need it are still able to ask for help, and I will not stop assisting people I believe actually need it. However, I am very disappointed in humanity.

[notabotiswearbabes]

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day

[grimeclown]

Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering

[blootown-deactivated20240317]

*rips out my hair cutely*

[girlgerard]

[leannihilation-deactivated20230]

I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

[27needles-blog]

[xkittieravenx-deactivated202406]

Joey :)))

[intheholler]

[owlcracker]

old doodles

[gaykornography-deactivated20230]

why you filming me? stawp

[gaykornography-deactivated20230]

jonathan loves you

[rosalarian]

Learning to work with the body and brain I have, rather than the one I thought I should have, has made my art better and easier to create.

[mdilf]

I wish this job application asked me what kind of music I liked. I wish it wanted to know the albums I'd recommend. I wish this job application wanted to be informed of my current pinned artist.

[theforcekeepers]

DO NOT DO THIS.

This makes me so angry.

If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.

My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.

When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.

If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.

Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.

Please signal boost this so people know.

[wreckedupbarnes]

This also applies to baristas

[kimchicutie-deactivated20180618]

Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit. 

I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.

5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.

Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.

So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death

[housebuiltbyghosts-deactivated2]

also if they ARE trying to be healthy you should give it to them to!! Its not your decision to police or question others food choices!!! 

also im lactose intolerant AND ive had stomach infections/ulcers so i feel this. 

[cartoonkatelyn]

I have Celiac Disease, so I’m very gluten intolerant. When I go out to eat at restaurants a lot of people just assume that I asked for my food gluten free because of the gluten free diet fad (which is usually a bullshit diet btw). 

Last month I went out to dinner with a friend at an italian restaurant that had a small gluten free menu. I had been there once before and had their gluten free pasta and it was great! I think one of the managers had been there and was super helpful when taking my order to make sure that everything was gluten free for me. When I ordered the gluten free pasta again this time though, the waitress who took my order all but rolled her eyes at me. I didn’t think much of it at the time, because the restaurant was so accommodating before, I just assumed it would be the same this time.

But sure enough, they brought out my pasta, I ate it, and about an hour later I had extreme stomach pains and was throwing up (in a movie theater no less).

Barfing and agonizing pain aside, eating gluten when you have celiac causes a lot of internal damage that’s hard to notice. The biggest thing is that it damages your intestines, preventing your body from absorbing nutrients properly, which can take months to heal.

So PLEASE, if you work at a restaurant or anything with food and someone asks for something a certain way, please listen to them and don’t just disregard someone’s order. It’s not funny and it can have serious consequences.

[somethingnottooclever]

I will reblog this with every single story about someone getting sick because of an asshole giving them the opposite of what they ordered until it sinks in for everyone.

[sailornightfury]

Recently on the news a 16 year old boy with a dairy allergy had gone to eat at IHOP with his family. The specifically asked if they could make dairy free pancakes and they said yes. Not too long after he had a reaction and was rushed to the hospital. This kid died because the was dairy in his pancakes that they asked for no dairy. His epi pen that his mother had wasn’t enough to help him. I know working in fast food or any job that’s serves food and beverage sucks but not as much as causing someone to get sick over negligence.

[obstinate-nocturna]

My youngest cousin – who is now five, he just started kindergarten – has Celiac’s disease. You would not BELEIVE the amount of times I’ve heard my aunt say she’s ordered something gluten free, only to watch the waiter or waitress’s eyes go huge when she gives it to my cousin – my cousin with the medical id band on his tiny five year old wrist proclaiming I HAVE CELIACS and have to take it back. Shit like this could kill my cousin. Knock it the fuck off.

[iopele]

I cannot tolerate caffeine–it makes me have chest pain and a racing pulse, and also gives me horrible body pain, so I always ask for decaf if I order coffee when I’m out, and doublecheck with the waiter/ress when they bring it. but instead of saying “is this decaf like I asked for?” I always say “oh, did I remember to order decaf?” I shouldn’t have to act like I’m the forgetful one (because I know damn well I asked for decaf) but it seems to work better than implying that they screwed up when I take the blame on myself like that. and if there’s any hesitation when they answer, I tell them, “if there’s any doubt, please get another one, or just give me water–if this is regular, it’ll mess up my heart” and lots of times when I say that, they look alarmed and go change it or get another one. 

but I shouldn’t HAVE to share my personal medical history with strangers just to get my order right! no one should! how is it their business? it makes me really uncomfortable to have to do that. JUST GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY ORDER!

[minnigem]

I’ve reblogged this maaaany times before but there’s a few new stories on here so i’m doing it again.

cut this shit out

[willowfae82]

don’t be that kind of asshole.

[untapdtreasure]

As a diabetic, this would make me so beyond angry. Skinny doesn’t mean they don’t have a life threatening illness. Skinny doesn’t mean they can process sugar the way you do. People that do this are the worst kinds of people. DO NOT DO THIS!

[forgetsuperman]

Me and my family went to a restaurant a few years back and one of the dishes we ordered was made with wine vinegar, which I am allergic to, so we asked the waiter to skip it, and he said sure, no problem, that’s fine. So my food gets to the table, and I start eating and then my throat closes and I can’t breathe and then I start coughing and throwing up right there in the middle of the restaurant and it was very fortunate that I was with my family and they knew what was happening to me. I had to be rushed to the hospital, and admitted, and I came damn near close to having my throat cut open so I could breathe through a whole on my neck. Because they put wine vinegar in my food when I explicitly told them not to, because they were assholes, and I could have died. They probably didn’t mean to hurt me but they did. I missed class, and work, and, again, I COULD HAVE DIED.

[cowthropologist]

i have cyclic vomiting syndrome and can’t tolerate dairy or red meat. violating my dietary restrictions triggers an acute episode, and i have to be hospitalized and given iv saline, ativan, and anti-emetics to stop the (extremely painful and incapacitating) vomiting. if somebody put regular milk instead of soy milk in my latte and i didn’t notice the taste immediately, i could wind up in the er and then spend several days in bed recovering, eating nothing but saltines and dry toast and clear liquids until my body was able to tolerate food again, unable to work or go out or do anything besides rest. whenever i go to starbucks, i WATCH them make my drink. cvs episodes are horrible and i hate them, and i can prevent them if i do everything right, but that means my damn barista has to cooperate. if somebody decided i was a stuck up white girl and gave me whole milk instead of soy they could put me in the hospital and cost me days of income. give ppl the food they fuckin order. it’s not that hard.

[voltspice]

Reblogging because it’s so important. I’m “lucky” I don’t have any food allergies or intolerence, but it makes me mad when people take them not seriously, think you are picky or just following a “white girl diet fad”.

90% of people don’t take my cats and dog allergies seriously when I tell them I’m allergic and wondering if a cat or a dog is present at X place. They think it’s just watery eyes. Nope. Well yeah, watery and itchy eyes, but I start wo wheeze and have trouble breathing. They don’t give epi-pen for those (anyway you have to go to the hospital after) just inhaler. It’s no miracle, specially if I didn’t take other meds before.

When people tell you about their allergies or restriction, trust them!

[40yodater]

Reblogging for all the stories here because this is sooo important! 

I have a severe allergy to gluten and relate to MANY of the stories above. My daughter has a severe allergy to milk fat, and I have had to hold her hair many times while she vomits on the side of the road because we couldn’t even make it home from the “accidental” whole milk instead of skim. 

[greenteamoon]

I’m super lactose intolerant so accidental milk is always fun. Severe diarrhea, stomach cramps, bloating, and gas like you wouldn’t believe. Better than death you might say but, I have other medical conditions, so that diarrhea could lead to vomiting(it’s so bad the vomit comes out my mouth AND nose) and dehydration that in turn becomes low cortisol and adrenal crisis. A bitchy barista can land me in the hospital with an intramuscular shot and saline iv. Hun, it takes no time to listen and follow my order. It takes me at least 24 hours to get out of the hospital. Be nice.

[cleverclovers]

I’m allergic to pork. Legit allergic. I can’t count how many times I’ve had to ask it off my food only to receive it with bacon or ham or something on it.

Please respect peoples food requests. It costs 0.00$ to not be a dick.

[prismatic-bell]

I actually have customers who say they’ll only eat at my restaurant when I’m there, because they know I require all policy to be followed, as in “I will kick you the fuck off your shift if you skimp,” if someone says the words “I have an allergy.” I developed our allergy policies, for that matter, because what we had in place before was “I guess you shouldn’t change your gloves … . ?” On my shifts your gloves get changed, that line gets wiped down with a new cloth, paper under EVERY ITEM for the person with the allergy, bag their food separately to prevent contact. If there’s a risk of cross-contamination with an allergen, like tomatoes in the guac because stuff spills when you’re moving as fast as we do, I’ll open a new bag of food. I learned the ingredients in every item we serve so I could advise people on hidden allergens (e.g., there’s a small amount of wheat in our beef as a thickener; we fry with safflower oil). We have a grease pencil to mark special builds and I use it liberally on allergy orders. If all of this sounds like overkill, you’ve never watched a child suffer from anaphylaxis. I don’t play around.

Like, I bitch about my job a lot, but food allergies and special needs are not something I will ever bitch about. Even if you’re a complete asshole I won’t risk contaminating your food. (Although people with allergies seem to be way nicer than the general population, I gotta say.) Don’t do it. If someone’s a petty asshole to you, give them too much ice in their drink. Don’t play with their health.

[tired-philosopher]

DO NOT FUCKING SCROLL PAST THIS P L E A S E

[ehentalix]

Even if you think “that’s not a thing people can be allergic to” (fuck, especially if you think that), LISTEN TO PEOPLE WHO SAY THEY’RE ALLERGIC TO SOMETHING.

I myself have two very odd allergies: capsaicin and menthol (the chemicals that make peppers hot and mint cold, respectively). I can’t even use regular toothpaste because I’ll get a bad headache and nausea. Peppers cause my throat to swell up, even just if I’m smelling hot sauce sat across the table.

I have had to fight with actual healthcare professionals (mostly dentists and dental assistants) who thought I was playing up the fact that I don’t like how it tastes (news flash: I absolutely love mint, but I am absolutely still allergic to it), and I have been served food incorrectly on five separate occasions as well. Thankfully, I only had a really bad time with mint in a Starbucks drink; that just made me vomit (from smelling it; I have a habit of smelling drinks because I used to drink a lot of tea). Had it been, say, jalapeno salsa on my nachos (which happened, but is pretty easy to spot), I wouldn’t be here telling you about it.

I’ve gone through triage about twelve times in the last year, and every single time, I inform the nurse that these are my allergies. They look skeptical (one even went so far as to say “well, that’s not something I’ve ever heard of), but lo and behold, when they type it into the system, it comes up! Thankfully the doctors I’ve dealt with are smart enough to listen to the triage nurses and make sure that even if it’s just an antibacterial rinse, it’s menthol-free.

TL;DR: people can be allergic to weird shit, and people can be allergic to weird shit to the point it can be fatal. Don’t be a douche.

[spottyissleepwalking]

These are all so so important… May I share my own?

So I’m very new into my own chronic illness (I have POTS), but one thing I learned SUPER early on, before I even got my diagnosis, is that I am now incredibly sensitive to caffeine. Like stupidly sensitive. Diet drinks are manageable, and caffeine-free stuff is a godsend!! I’m also still a teenager so I just. Really enjoy carbonated drinks

Another note: I’m very small. I’ve always had a problem gaining weight throughout my life, and have gone through several medical procedures to make sure I would be able to live a normal and healthy life when I was very young. Because of this, I am incredibly skinny.

I went out to eat with my girlfriend once, i forget exactly where, and I took note that they served caffeine free drinks and I got so excited. I very happily ordered one!! There are very few places that even offer caffeine free stuff. When I got my drink, I immediately started sipping away even before I got our food, and literally within the first few gulps my body started to turn on me. I did my best to ignore it, but I knew that the drink wasn’t caffeine free and just stopped drinking out of it. I was dejected (we had already left at this point, and I don’t think I’d be able to even confront the person who made my drink due to anxiety), and physically sick not even within the hour, throwing up everything I had had, and had to leave my girlfriend to go home early. I was rendered pretty much useless for the next several days, literally unconscious for almost a full 10 hours and laying in a pool of my own sweat, vomit and tears for most of it.

So yeah. Please do not do that shit. It can have horrific effects on someone; you do not know what they’re going through, and it is NOT your place to decide things for them. If you forget, ASK!! Literally I have never gotten annoyed at any employee for double checking with me about my food or drink. Don’t just assume. Never assume.

[tobergrae-deactivated20230812]

I CANNOT have caffeine in coffee. I haven’t been diagnosed so I’m not sure exactly what it is (POTS is my guess), but if I have caffeine, my heart starts beating way too fast, I start getting dizzy, and I black out, can’t walk without almost fainting, etc. It feels like I’m dying.

I watched a TikTok video yesterday where baristas were talking about how if you’re mean to them, then they’ll ruin your order on purpose and if you’re nice to them, them they’ll do something “nice” like giving you an extra shot or something.

Don’t do that :) even if the person ordered regular caffeinated coffee, don’t put extra shots in their drink :) just don’t :) it’s not that fucking hard to give someone WHAT THEY ORDERED :)

[henrysglock]

i know this thread is mainly about allergies and physical illnesses. but there’s also the mental side.

food trust issues are so prevalent in OCD/AN-R and other control-based mental illnesses.

as someone who’s been struggling with a restrictive eating disorder for years, not being able to trust a calorie count IS something that would make me simply decide to not eat at all.

you (general) are so concerned about making the skinny person not skinny anymore as some kind of retribution or whatever, whatever reason you feel entitled to fucking with their food. okay. let’s ignore that.

but before you let “they’re skinny” get in the way of your common decency, consider the following:

how would you feel knowing you’re the reason people like them just avoid eating altogether and become more ill? don’t you want them to eat more?

then make sure they can trust the food you’re giving them.

[unrelentingelsens]

I have a story for this

I used to be EXTREMELY lactose intolerant (I still am but slightly less) and my aunt ordered me a soy milk drink at Starbucks. My aunt is very skinny, and alot of people assume she’s doing fad diets or something (she isn’t) and the barista happened to one of those people. So she put WHOLE MILK in a specifically SOY MILK drink.

Guess who left that Starbucks extremely sick and about to cry from pain?

This guy.

[odinsblog]

Ethan, you wanna see some shit?

[ghostyfangz]

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