All the things I love

Female INTJ. 21 y/o. IB Diploma alumni. Native Spanish. Native English. German. Beginner French. Chilean- German. A collection of things that I've found and loved.

[northern-punk-lad]

I hate the uk government for making me agree with Elon musk

[a-cheetosandroid]

[only-cat-memes]

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[weathertheraine]

Suzuki im afraid your boyfriend is boring <3

[mebssann]

idk, you were pretty sleepy back there bud

[womens-wrongs-activist]

(Hera bursts into Zeb’s barracks on Yavin IV)

Hera: I’m gonna go yell at Captain Solo. Wanna come?

Zeb: Kark yeah! Be right there.(jumps out of bed)

Hera(nonchalantly): Hey Kallus.

Kallus(underneath the covers): Hey.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

"technically tomatoes are fruits--" THAT MUSHROOM OVER THERE IS MORE CLOSELY RELATED TO A FUCKING SHIH TZU THAN IT IS TO LITERALLY ANY PLANT

[teaboot]

@mortimermcmirestinks

[mortimermcmirestinks]

IS THAT FANART?

[teaboot]

it’s a warning

[musedsymphonies]

She's his real daughter i swear 😭🤣🤣🤣

[keasusreevsus]

I need more of Loid casually calling Yor his wife! Yes, sir! Never forget your wife (who you love with all your heart. I'm sure of it)

[cosima-nova]

Oh I’m aware.

[babsibabbles]

“If you’re not a rebel spy, you missed your calling.” That must have been such a slap in the face for Dedra. I actually cheered here. The most fascist of all of them is accused of being a rebel. That’s the irony I’m living for.

[nathanbates]

The way Andor enhances but also kind of ruins all other Star Wars media by comparison, even Rogue One.

Like, back in 2016 we all wondered “how did Cassian and K2-SO meet? Maybe it was a rollicking adventure full of laughs and hijinks in which they had to quickly reprogram an imperial droid to escape hahaha!”

And the reality is: “this droid nearly killed me and my friend after we both narrowly survived one of the most infamous massacres in the history of the galaxy. We saw dozens of these things tearing people apart on the street. I kept him because I understood the utility of its brutality. We’re on good terms now, but when I look at him I can still see the dead, lying there, eternally wide eyed...”

[calkestis]

when andor first tells them about the existence of the death star, out of everyone in that room, bail organa is the most vocal in dismissing its existence.

bail organa. from alderaan.

let that sink in

[wondersmith-and-sons]

loved the continuation of ISB agents being office workers first who are completely fucking useless in the field. Dedra lasted 0.5 seconds in the Ferrix riot before she lost to a rock to the head and Heert lasted 0.7 seconds in that dank corridor before he became a meat shield.

[tony-stark-garbage]

Kleya risking her life and intel and everything in some crazy one woman op just to mercy kill Luthen was way more powerful than having her rescue him (which would have been impossible) & so in line with “you’re my daughter only when it’s useful”. And it is! useful to the rebellion so he never breaks under interrogation and also possibly the most touching thing i’ve seen on screen this season

anyway Luthen is all she had left and she risked everything to give her adoptive father a good death.

Goddamit