I think we’re too nice to people who use AI in fandom spaces
Those people deserve to be pointed at and mocked
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I think we’re too nice to people who use AI in fandom spaces
Those people deserve to be pointed at and mocked
Percy training campers at chb would be the funniest thing cause he’s insanely overpowered and crazy
Like him training campers and he’s just like
“GET UP OFF YOUR ASS MILLER, I WAS BEATING ARES AT 12 YEARS OLD YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO WIN A SPAR AGAINST SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE”
“AT 15 I HAD TO MAKE MY WAY THROUGH THE LABYRINTH AND AT 16 I LITERALLY FELL INTO HELL, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE IT UP THE ROCK CLIMBING WALL”
“I HAD MY MEMORY ERASED BY HERA HERSELF AND STILL REMEMBERED THINGS, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOU ‘FORGOT’ YOUR HELMET”
Like he’s the epitome of “when i was your age i had to trek across 3 mountains in a snowstorm to get to school”
In a slight au where the marauders find out Remus is a werewolf later (4th or 5th year) at some point Sirius just completely stops touching Remus, like would actively avoid him, and this was of course devastating to Remus who is madly in love with sirius and sees him constantly touching everyone else. Naturally he goes into some self loathing cycle thinking it’s because he’s a werewolf or he’s gay or whatever else. And one day he decides to bite the bullet and confront Sirius about why he’s completely stopped touching to to just be out with it and eventually Sirius admits it was as to not hurt Remus, since all of his rings are silver, remus is of course like “dude you’ve been touching me for years and there was never any issue” it takes them a hot minute because they’re idiots but eventually they remember
Sirius’s rings aren’t silver
They’re platinum
Silver is too cheap for a black
"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
My friend made Pinterest boards of a core some of our friends and he added gathering storm to mine 😭💙
Highly recommend coming out to your friends via jackbox games quiplash
James was straight
Sure all of his friends were queer in some way, and most of the school thought he was gay and dating Sirius, and his mother even used they/them pronouns and the word partner when referring to who he ended up with
But he was straight
He has liked girls his whole life, sure he could say a guy looked good but he could also say that about a pair of shoes
He still did like girls
But he was just so pretty
James had 3 classes a day with regulus and he was fine for the first 6 months of the school year. But lately he couldn’t tell you what they were learning in calculus and his language grade has definitely been slipping and gym and ethics, well they were fine but the point stood.
James was either staring at him or trying not to because he didn’t want to get caught and even he knew he was being obvious, but he was just so pretty.
The way his smile lit up his face
How his laugh should be bottled
That he was so fucking smart
How he looked sitting in the sun
No actually the last one should be illegal, no one person should get to look that good
Even if he was bi it was easier to just like girls, so it would stay that way
It’s the ides of march, somebody has the opportunity to do the funniest thing, 60 people perhaps.
Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Barty didn’t know Pandora died
Barty who was stuck in the body of the man who killed the love of his life, who had to pretend to be best friends with the man who did nothing to save his best friend, the only bright spot was getting to see Pandora again. Okay do it wasn’t actually Pandora, but Luna looked just like her. He hadn’t ever gotten to meet Luna, at that point Pandora wasn’t talking to him, but he had heard about her birth and knew just how happy Pandora must be.
She would have never seen him as himself, but maybe she would see moody. It wouldn’t be the same of course, he couldn’t hug her, wouldn’t get to see her smile the way she used to, but he could see her.
Until Pandora Luna decided to mention her, more specifically her death. They were discussing safety when creating defensive spells, probably too advanced for 3rd years, but he and his friends started making spells around them, so they should know safe techniques (he had really missed his eyebrows when he singed them off); when Luna mentioned offhandedly that her mother had died when creating a spell
He was crushed
Dead inside
As if the dementors had given him a fat fucking kiss
The last good bright spot left in his life, gone
Except Alastor Moody didn’t know Pandora Rosier, and so he couldn’t mourn her
His heart was stomped on and broken and he just had to keep teaching this fucking lesson
Goodbye Pandora, you wouldn’t have wanted to hear it from Barty, but he needed to say it
I saw this couple on my bus and thought “this is such a cute pose for fanart” like imagine reg resting like that reading a book, i can’t draw but if anyone can and wants to tag me, I’d love to see it
I have been keeping a book of quotes for like the last 2 years, here are some of my favorites and what marauder i think would say them
I’m not writing the actual context for each bc that would take forever but if you ask and i remember I’ll tell you
When Draco is about 4, he’s rummaging through the attic and he comes across a stuffed bear. He is, of course, no stranger to stuffed animals of all shapes and sizes, being a ridiculously spoiled child, to the point where they barely draw his attention anymore. This one however catches his eye, because it’s not new and fluffy like all of the bears he’s used to seeing.
The bear is old, with its fur compacted and sparse in some places from being very well loved. However Draco has never seen this bear, and he himself has never loved it so he does not know whose it could be, he decides to bring it to his mother. When Narcissa sees the bear she is flooded with memories
memories from the summer of 1972, when she snuck out and went to a fair with Alice, and it took about 15 attempts, but Alice was determined to win her this stupid bear
memories from 1974 when she found out she was engaged and she hid the bear from her future husband for fear of seeming childish or having to explain why she had it
memories from 1975 when she got married and alice decided she couldn’t be with a married woman and all that was left of her was the bear from the fair
memories from 1979 when she found out she was pregnant and she had thought about passing the bear onto her son. However children are destructive even if they don’t mean to be and the bear was precious, remnants of her life that could have been.
marauders standup inspired by @messrsrobyn
james, doing crowdwork: does anyone have any fucked up stories for me?
sirius: HE’S MY COUSIN
j: you’re gonna have to try harder than that
regulus, sounding bored: he forgot to mentions that we’re also brothers
shocked silence
j: wow okay should have started with that, anything else there
rip marlene mckinnon you would have loved bikini kill
since people hate american marauders, fuck you, they’re now all from various states and most of them are involved in greek life in some way shape or form
barty says he’s from nyc but he’s a fucking liar. he is from an even richer even more pretentious part of upstate new york but one person assumed the city when he said he was from new york and he decided that was cooler and rolled with it. in a frat mostly to piss off his dad, always drunk or on something, still has a 4.0
dorcas is ACTUALLY from nyc. she’s majoring in polisci but is minoring in fashion cause it’s fun and she’s good at it
marlene is from a tiny town in tennessee, very conservative, VERY christian, really comes into herself at college although there is a LOT of religious trauma to work through
mary is from south carolina, she’s very much like a southern belle, make sweet tea that will rot your teeth type, 1000% in a sorority. she’s studying english or education and minoring in art, probably painting focused but she won’t be an art teacher
james is THE frat bro, like his dad and his dad’s dad and his dad’s dad’s dad were in this frat. he will be president eventually but for his freshman/sophmore years frank was president (james has a bit of a crush on him and did not realize) he’s studying sports medicine or social work and plays soccer
the black brothers are from massachusetts they went to some disgustingly expensive private schools, different schools though, either because sirius became awful after going to boarding school or because of trans!reg, your choice.
sirius joined the same frat as james, it’s the rival frat to his father’s so there’s some shit there. he isn’t on the soccer team because soccer wasn’t “sophisticated enough” for the blacks (he can fence and ski like a motherfucker though) but he does play soccer recreationally
regulus is studying law or finance or business or something equally awful because his parents made him, it’s soul crushing and he hates it but he is really good at it (as he is everything) he wants to study philosophy and will eventually switch when he gets out from under his parents thumb
lily and snape are from new england, i can’t think of like a specific place but it’s smaller and poorer, lily would be in an academic sorority but snape has a vendetta against greek life (cause he didn’t get any bids) and has also made lily very against it (hence her hatred for the marauders) her issues with petunia stem from pet not getting into the college, asking lily to stay behind with her, and lily just needing to get out of that small town
everyone loves texas remus but may i offer you like farm kid montana remus, his family has enough land and he was always busy enough that he never really got to interact with kids his age, maybe an accident with an animal that gave him his scars. he goes to college and joins a frat because growing up almost completely alone, that idea of unwavering brotherhood really appeals to him. he’s studying classics (shocker) which causes some fights with his dad who wanted him to do something more agricultural
peter is from illinois, it was a big deal for him to move out out state for college and join a frat since no body really expected anything from his life. he’s studying math. i think his storyline would kind of be like california by chappell roan, he really wanted the city to work out but it’s just not and he wants to go home. the city brings out the worst in him and he ends up becoming the worst version of himself to try and be liked
evan and pandora are from florida but moved all over because of their dad’s business. pandora is studying art (duh) with a minor in philosophy which is how she meets reg. evan is studying engineering, i’m thinking mechanical but i’m not too sure
i would like to introduce you all to Ben™
i just had session zero with Ben™ and i am going to tell yall about his character
Cavik was a normal fucking dude working for a boring ass company until it was investigated by the FDA (fae and demons administration) where it was discovered that his boss Jeff Beezelbub was a demon who had taken his soul and put it onto the rune (block) chain. This is how Cavik became a warlock
Now of course this is not just lore, no no no
Cavik is effected by the stock market
every in-game day our dm has Ben™ roll a d20 to see how his stock is doing
if he rolls a 1-7 his stock is down and he has a -1 on every roll, if he rolls an 8-12 nothing happens to his rolls, and if he rolls a 12-20 stocks are up and he gets a +1 on every roll that day
you can, of course, buy stock in ben, not yet sure how that will affect your gameplay but we’ll probably come up with something and my character will be investing
arcane actors au except i’m literally just stealing that story of michael cera getting to smack rihanna’s ass and have her hit him full force across the face
so they are doing a scene where vi has to smack cait’s ass and she in turn punches vi in the face, there doing stage fighting basically where they don’t really hit eachother and vi is like we aren’t hitting eachother so it doesn’t look real
and so she turns to cait and goes “hey can i actually smack your ass” and cait goes “only if i can actually punch you in the face”
so they do that 3 or 4 times and the last time vi does it cait hits her so hard across the face that vi is like disoriented for a good minute and has to sit down
and that’s the shot used