spiderman (real)

i think spiderman should have more spiders and i should be spiderman who has so many spiders 

[sygol]

i love how you used to be able to just say whatever you wanted

[heathyr]

i am screaminggggg

[stellernorth]

haiku of despair

[star01007]

chloairy

[dogpuppy]

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[tumorhead]

Look at these pathetic and very pink lobsters covered in barnacles from the Schmidt Ocean Institute ROV dive off Uruguay:

aheem heem 🥺 i got covered in barncles 🥺

(link for the livestream)

[btheleaf]

Me doing any of my favorite activities:

[colombiacaribe]

[coughloop]

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

[yourtryhard]

[oupyfactory]

maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen

[cadaverkeys]

fabulous creature?

[bubblegum-gf]

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

[ammoth]

Feeesh

[delux2222]

Happy Birthday, Hendrik J Valk (1897-1986)

Eenden (opus:1389): Ducks, 1973

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu