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Suck my entire cock

@staff

Mutuals if you are leaving Tumblr (ever for any reason) please let me know where else I might find you so we can remain in contact.

davidlynch

I’m going home. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) dir. Jim Sharman

dragoknitter

Uhhhhhhh staff wtf is this supposed to mean????? 1. I don’t play Minecraft, 2. I don’t have any posts from Seth Everman in my likes, fairly certain I haven’t reblogged any of his posts, and as y’all see I don’t follow him, and 3. HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES?????

setheverman

minecraft

dualvoidanima

‘expo’

spongehole

Here’s how Myspace can still win

thescholarlystrumpet

my celebrity crushes range from “I find this person attractive” to “I will now watch every dumpster fire of a movie they have ever appeared in for even five seconds” with very little in between….

#jared leto

angelslawn-deactivated20210929

my she/her nipples

slavery

How does anyone hate kids they are so funny I sold tickets to incredibles to this little girl and her mom and she’s like mom are we sitting next to each other and the moms like ya and the kid screamed YES so loud it broke my ears

pkslider

The other day I was bringing an older gentleman up the hill in a golf cart and we drove past this huge YMCA group of kids like 100 kids and driving past the first chunk like 10 of them yelled out “let me on” in unison and then since I’m driving so slowly to be safe, halfway in some kid leaned up and said “do you play fortnite” and I told him I played a little and he just pointed and shouted “THIS GUY PLAYS FORTNITE” and then like 20 kids started talking to me all at once about fortnite

low-budget-mulan

A kid asked me if I lived in the ambulance. I said yes.

patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea

The hero we deserve

treerot

When I was on register at Kohl’s a little girl came through with her grandma and she was so very excited to tell me the meaning of her name (I think it was like warrior of god) and she begged her grandma for her phone so she could google to find out what my name means too

newterjuice

i wear two spinner rings on one finger and one time at my last job a young girl (probably 6-8) said “your ring is very pretty” and when i showed her it was two rings she GASPED and said “does that mean you’re marrying two people?!”

siren-singing

I have this necklace with a mermaid on it that I wear to work a lot and I got asked by a kid if it gave me magic powers. I leaned in real close and told her in a low voice it gave me magical girl powers but it was a secret. She got this real serious look on her face and said to her mom “that lady has superpowers, don’t tell anyone or the government will take her away”.

business-pug

The other day i had to give a speech at my school despite my horrific fear of public speaking and afterwards i had kid come up to me and say well done to me. It was so cute.

mcr-minivan-deactivated20200108

god I love tiny kids

uberfluss

there was a kid in one of our science camps and he spent the whole week in a lab coat and goggles screaming “CHEMICALS” at the top of his lungs. he wouldn’t even tell us his name for the first two days just screamed CHEMICALS instead.

prblynotaduck

I had to stop a little girl from showing me how butterflies eat by licking a bathroom stall door.

ajax-daughter-of-telamon

I don’t post NSFW content for the most part, but I have zero confidence in the ability of any screening algorithm developed by Tumblr to tell the difference between a picture of two characters Doing It™ with gusto and a picture of a doorknob, so I am by no means considering myself exempt LOL.