THEY LEFT THE POT ROAST IN THE FREEZER

This is an unserious side blog for random things (expect wife yearning and random bullshit)

[meat-shower]

Intro Post

First of all, my name is not “meat show-er” like showing meat it’s “meat shower” like a shower in the bathroom

You can call me Meat Shower or just Shower (please don’t just call me Meat lol) I go by any pronouns

This is my miscellaneous blog so don’t expect any specific type of content (this also means for my irls if you want me to participate in a reblog/tag chain I would prefer you tag this blog)

Backstory below the cut

This all started one day when I was trying to prepare dinner for my roommates at the time. I was looking in the fridge for some microwave pot roast for a quick meal, only to find out that one of my roommates (let’s just call them @workplacefire for… “anonymity”) forgot to take the meat out of the freezer.

In order to remedy this, I began to run the sealed bags under the water in the sink. Unfortunately, at the time, we were staying in a condo in Corpus Christi, and the sink water would not get hot enough to thaw the meat.

Then, they (@workplacefire) pointed out that the shower in the condo was scalding hot, and thus: the meat shower was created.

The meal wasn’t even that good if y’all want pot roast just make it yourself

[dashcon-two]

A Big Fat SuperWhoLock Wedding

Hi all,

You’ve read the title. Remember this post?

Exactly.

Three couples got engaged in the DashCon 2 ball pit. Now it’s time to tie the knot.

That’s right—DashCon 2 attendees were merely their earthly form. When they grace the stage on Sunday, August 2nd, the spirit of DashCon 2 will take them over, and they will transmute into vessels of the Three Great Couples: Dean Winchester and Castiel, The Doctor and The Master, and Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Then, when the spirits of SuperWhoLock are among us, they shall complete the ritual, bringing peace to all DashCon 2 attendees through the power of Gay Matrimony.

All are welcome to bear witness to the union. Anticipate candy, dancing, and festivities. And cake, but… well. You know what they say about cake. It tends to lie.

[meat-shower]

You heard ‘em boys @workplacefire and I are getting married

[workplacefire]

GUYS I DREW ME AND MY WIFE!,!!!

@meat-shower

[meat-shower]

Me when my master plans all work out

(They had the pretty paper I wanted at the craft store)

[insaneostyle]

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

[countess-of-edessa]

once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a liquified potentiality of chicken, and she looked at me for a while and then said, "but they’re both yellow."

[woolandflax]

Behold

A chicken

[alexseanchai]

[image: a lemon.]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: cg a ’t tat a -t gg a t t t’ atg a a cc c t at t a ta tat t, , a ttat cc, a at a a t a, "t t’ t ." A cc [ag: a .]

Closest match: Angerona prunaria genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: Orange Moth

(image source)

[meat-shower]

New @workplacefire headcanon guys

[meat-shower]

I miss my wife

[meat-shower]

Biblically accurate man titties

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[meat-shower]

@workplacefire

[sprite-and-the-bunnydragons]

I got tagged to do this by @greennoobartist @abbycrashing @emig22 and @hero-of-the-wolf, thought I’d put it in a new chain!

Let’s see …

I am Morgan. Lady of Peace. Bringer of Hope. Fear me for I will not give you any more money.

that started out super cool and ended real funny (and it’s true🤣🤣🤣)

no pressure tags! @manyfandomfanatic @capritux1189 @loz-chainsofcorruption @i-love-zelda-16 @esthelle-wanders @nerdzanddadz @keeper-of-sparkly-things @ixtaek @magiowlio and EVERYONE else (who wants to)!

[manyfandomfanatic]

OOH YEAHHHHH

I am Reese. Lady of the fight. Bringer of the fight. Fear me, for I think I was one.

Uh, okay then.

No pressure tags- @hero-of-fortune @hero-of-inks @fithesworddweller @chipster-321 @links-in-time @off-brand-halloween-ghost

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

thanks for the tag!

I am Ghosty. Ruler of science. Bringer of the cabinet. Fear me, for I have mastered the delivery.

huh.

no-pressure tags: @workplacefire @mildlybizarrecorvid @mossycobblestonemuncher @melancholicmoonx @thebackofmymind4 and anybody else who wants to join!

[workplacefire]

I am WORKPLACE. Lord of War. Bringer of Darkness. Fear me for I don’t know what to do

hurm 🤔

OPEN TAGS

[meat-shower]

I am the Meat Shower. Lord of my wife. Bringer of all time. Fear me, for I know that I am a good person.

[the-gimmick-hospital]

I am Dawn, lady of my heart, bringer of a man. Fear me, for I know you will not forgive my soul.

[meat-shower]

Ngl “Fear me, for I know you will not forgive me” goes so hard

[demiboydemon]

Tag Game!

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name! Thanks for the tag @hurricane105!

I’m a (genderflux) demiboy and I wanted something similar to my Wattpad username, NonbinaryNightmare, which was taken on tumblr. And I thought, hey, demiboydemon is pretty similar but accurate to my current gender identity.

No-pressure tagging some of my mutuals! @metro-mtp @hyruleairbnb @chimpukampu @livhatesbeans @beardedlink

[myownmeadow]

Well, I know I wasn’t tagged, but I thought I’d might as well participate.

I’ve used this username since elementary school for basically anything that wasn’t school related.

As for where it comes from? Apparently it’s what my name translates to, or at least that’s what I thought for years. But years later when I asked my mom again, she said she thought it translated into something (slightly) different. So there’s been some confusion surrounding my name lol.

Either way, the username stuck, and since it’s pretty much never taken, I use it for everything.

@mizaruwu, @matcha-squid, @cassieisinthebasementt, @cabbagewizard

[cabbagewizard]

Lol thx for the tag

The cabbage wizard was actually something my friend came up with. It has a bit of build-up I have to explain. I showed one of my friends the Lonk meme. You know, the one with the Mii. And bro liked it :). I also went to French class one day, specifically Valentine’s day, and learned that a common word of endearment is “mon chou” meaning “my cabbage” I told this to that same friend and later that day she gave me a valentines day card with this loveliness on it

This is actually her drawing, replicated cuz I don’t have the card rn

Thats the cabbagewizard

I have a bunch of lore but imma make a different post for that

No pressure tags:

@greennoobartist @poposusz @fithesworddweller

@Anyone else :)

[greennoobartist-deactivated2026]

Thx for the tag ❣️

Well, mine actually doesn't have much of history. I would usually go with something like Fresco Princess or Lily Fresco since that's my OC that serves as my avatar since like 4th grade. When me and my friend (who literally probably hates me rn) would place ourselves in some fantasy worlds, we would use our avatars and my became a beloved OC of mine. Now, why here on Tumblr is greennoobartist is basically bcuz I was dumb lol. I didn't know how does making urls here work, so when I wrote fresco_princess888, it said smth like taken or doesn't work. I didn't know that you can't use dashes (_) 😐 so after I tried multiple times, i gave up and decided to try smth completely different. And then I i just went with smth that describes me: greennoobartist (green bcuz I love green, noob artist bcuz yes, im a noob artist) I was satisfied with it and noticed that its not hard to write it and went with it. Later on i found out that you have to use these dashes (-) rather than these (_) lol XD

And that's actually it :)

Became much longer than I initially thought lol XD

No pressure tags to all my moots: @blupeeblep @magiowlio @readingismyhobby24 @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons @theislandoflosttoys @taniakinn @deebiggestg @poposusz @thejolteonmastertj with additions to @thebackofmymind4 @manyfandomfanatic @mengomangosworld and @i-love-zelda-16 who aren't digitally my moots but I do consider y'all great friends too :D (i feel like I forgot some of my friends dammit)

And ofc anyone else ✌

[manyfandomfanatic]

Thanks for tagging me!!:33

Yeah, so when I was learning English for the first time, I wanted to make up one username for everything English, so I'd never forget. So I kinda thought, 'what am I to the community?'

And, here we are.

No pressure tags! @off-brand-halloween-ghost @links-in-time @hero-of-inks @hero-of-fortune @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

well you see, when i was but a child i had a rather goth phase, and on some other social media platforms, so i had a very emo ghost theme and uh-

someone jokingly called me a bootleg walmart halloween ghost and i liked the insult enough to make it my username on here. so yeah-

@workplacefire @mossycobblestonemuncher @melancholicmoonx @mildlybizarrecorvid

[workplacefire]

wdym blog? I’m literally fire given sentience, I killed a person, am I fake??

[meat-shower]

My wife left the pot roast in the freezer…

[sprite-and-the-bunnydragons]

I got tagged to do this by @greennoobartist @abbycrashing @emig22 and @hero-of-the-wolf, thought I’d put it in a new chain!

Let’s see …

I am Morgan. Lady of Peace. Bringer of Hope. Fear me for I will not give you any more money.

that started out super cool and ended real funny (and it’s true🤣🤣🤣)

no pressure tags! @manyfandomfanatic @capritux1189 @loz-chainsofcorruption @i-love-zelda-16 @esthelle-wanders @nerdzanddadz @keeper-of-sparkly-things @ixtaek @magiowlio and EVERYONE else (who wants to)!

[manyfandomfanatic]

OOH YEAHHHHH

I am Reese. Lady of the fight. Bringer of the fight. Fear me, for I think I was one.

Uh, okay then.

No pressure tags- @hero-of-fortune @hero-of-inks @fithesworddweller @chipster-321 @links-in-time @off-brand-halloween-ghost

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

thanks for the tag!

I am Ghosty. Ruler of science. Bringer of the cabinet. Fear me, for I have mastered the delivery.

huh.

no-pressure tags: @workplacefire @mildlybizarrecorvid @mossycobblestonemuncher @melancholicmoonx @thebackofmymind4 and anybody else who wants to join!

[workplacefire]

I am WORKPLACE. Lord of War. Bringer of Darkness. Fear me for I don’t know what to do

hurm 🤔

OPEN TAGS

[meat-shower]

I am the Meat Shower. Lord of my wife. Bringer of all time. Fear me, for I know that I am a good person.

[meat-shower]

Born to live in a 80’s sci fi rock opera, forced to study computer aided design

[theislandoflosttoys]

This picrew + this uquiz ✨️💜

What mythological creature are you?

@greennoobartist @space-puppeteer @blupeeblep and anyone else who wants to join. 🤗✨️

[greennoobartist-deactivated2026]

:D i also got faerie XD

No pressure tags: @taniakinn @magiowlio @cabbagewizard @readingismyhobby24 and anyone else✌

[cabbagewizard]

Im a bit concerned at how accurate this is to me(im doing this in my room)

Gonna go actually finish my biology project

No pressure tags: @poposusz @thebackofmymind4 @sleepyy-27 @fluffymollusk

[thebackofmymind4]

thx for the tag!

This is interesting XD

No pressure tags:

@nightyraven-art @sleepyy-27 @and-we-are-linked @starwolfie @off-brand-halloween-ghost @mmelete

And anyone who wants to join!

[off-brand-halloween-ghost]

thanks for the tag :D

my oc, ingi! :)

no pressure tags: @workplacefire @manyfandomfanatic @mildlybizarrecorvid :) (if i didn't tag you, it's likely because i've either assumed you don't like these or forgot, please let me know if you'd like to be tagged!)

[workplacefire]

Me frfr

I used to be OBSESSED with werewolf’s when I was younger

@meat-shower @maryland6th @barricade-draws OPEN TAGDDDDSSSS

[meat-shower]

I made the image and set my name to zeep zorp before I got this result 😔

[workplacefire]

what kind of bullshit is this!

[meat-shower]

Lmao y’all wouldn’t have survived the early 2000’s five gum commercials

[meat-shower]

Guys can my gender be a Lady Gaga song 😔

[owlsdrawinglair]

[meat-shower]

Guys if we ever went through with the hear me out cake I would’ve been so cooked

[meat-shower]

I miss my wife