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[hannibard]

All the gifs and photos from the show that circulate within the Hannibal fandom are so bright and nicely lit and bc of them I had forgotten how freaking dark it actually was and now that I'm rewatching it I've just been sitting there like

[appraisedtiktoks]

[stellakowalskis]

CANT stop thinking about how in 1958 tennessee williams made a comment on jfk’s fat ass and then gore vidal was like “you CANT cruise our next president” and williams replied like “don’t worry he’s way too hot to get elected” and then vidal TOLD jfk about it who was like “HOW exciting ;) ;) ;)”

[stellakowalskis]

just to prove i’m not exaggerating in the slightest (”the bird” is williams to be clear)

[yehudah]

this is completely undoing me

[thornheartcat]

#this is already how people talk about mads mikkelsen

[babygirldennis]

Trump comes to tumblr and instead of banning him, tumblr staff simply turns post editing back on and sets us loose like a horde of rabid dogs

[stimman4000]

went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

[stimman4000]

>be me

>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up

>bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter

>little weird but ok

>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that he’s super rich

>must think i was born yesterday

>clearly a human and not a bot tho

>bored so i keep talking to him

>adds me on snap

>decent snap score

>story basically just rich guy flexing

>still probably fake

>asks me to come to his hotel

>really swanky one that i’ve heard of, obv never stayed there

>says he’ll call me an uber

>10% chance he’s legit

>90% chance i’m getting murdered

>win win so i decide to go

>get there, knock on door

>dude in pictures opens it

>absolutely shocked

>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window

>”i’ll just pay the cleaning fee it’s whatever”

>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting

>not insecure, just thinks they rule

>there’s a stack of cash on the desk that’s more money than i’ve seen in one place before

>like 5k just sitting there

>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich

>this whole time he’s watching videos of plastic surgery being performed

>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky

>no job, owns a nice apt

>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys

>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude

>”haha check out how they’re sanding down this bone”

>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars

>say no because there’s no way i can say yes

>kinda like them anyways

>have sex

>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place

>”idk why i got all this i’m lactose intolerant”

>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldn’t exist

>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep

>like meeting a modern day dorian grey

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Gotta say what an absolute King

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

I don't care if it's been months!! superhell is still funny!!!

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

good morning everyone. I think we should all seek therapy.

[everythingfox]

strut

[ygreczed-3]

The greatest of these is love  

01 l 02 l 03 l 04 l 05 l 06 l 07 l 08 l 09 l 10 l 11 l 12 l 13

Ta-dam !~ Finally, they’re getting closer ! I missed it 

So, I wanted to tell you something ! You may know I’m really busy since I came back to school this august, and yep, this is a tough year, and I really work hard. But I still think about DBH a lot and as soon as I have some free time, I make stories and draw comics. I have another mostly Hankcon AU coming after this comic, and yesterday I had a mind-blowing idea ! I’ll tell you more soon. Actually I’ll post another part of “The greatest of these” asap ! 

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[thewritingumbrellas]

Writing advice from my uni teachers:

If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.

Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.

Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.

Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.

[teatitty]

Me: why the fuck is Shakespeare trending in Britain

Britain:

[blujayonthewing]

oh this makes WAY more sense now

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[marilyncornrow]

Ok that last bit was such a fucking mood

[prokopetz]

Honestly, the reason monsterfucker discourse is useless is that nobody can agree upon a working definition of “monster”. It could mean anything from “attracted to dudes with pointy teeth” to “wants to somehow get railed by the concept of universal entropy”. All labeling someone a monsterfucker really tells us is that they’re probably a bottom.

[fiction-is-not-reality2]

The notes on this post are simply gold, do yourself a favor and read them

[molly-ayesha]

A few personal favourites

[kaelio]

How did Dogma, a relatively low-budget film, manage to have the only good-looking angel wings? Like, even movies with tons of FX dollars tend to fuck them up and they look bad. These are very stylized, and you can tell they’re not real feathers, but they actually look… better than real feathers? They have a balance of curvature and sharp angles that just make for a great silhouette and they move wonderfully. I cannot figure this out!!

e: I looked on The Internet

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I don’t know this show but that’s a fucking practical effect??! Better than most cg. Holy shit.

[daciafu]

Please go look up the Crooked Feather. They make practical wings! They are so cool. Someday…. Someday I will have a pair 😂

[mindlessmunkey]

This is great. You can see how much effort it takes Baffleck with his core muscles to keep his posture upright when they wings are moving. Which I love, because having enormous, working wings would put a huge strain on a humanoid body. It’s good when things don’t seem effortless.

[akyrin]

[narwhalsarefalling]

autocorrect