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who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

bogleech

One time I saw a guy walk out of a restaurant and throw his half finished soda on the ground and I picked it up and put it in the garbage to make him feel self conscious and with otherwise no visible reaction to me he got into his truck, pulled out of his parking lot, threw another half full soda out the window onto the same pavement and sped away and I realize he’s a giant sack of shit and yes littering is absolutely gross and childish but objectively that was the funniest I’ve ever been completely owned

bogleech

As boring and uninspired as it is you do have to give the canon Christian hell some credit for sheer efficiency. Other interpretations are about some kind of ironic punishment or just whatever the sinner personally hates most but Christianity was like “everyone probably hates being on fire the most” and called a day

stinkylittlegnome

My favorite Tolkien illustrations by Cor Blok in no particular order:

Bilbo and Gollum. Bilbo is the moon for some reason which is cool i guess

Smeagol and Deagol. I love the seaweed in the background, great attention to detail

Frodo serving Robin Hood-realness at his and Bilbo’s birthday party. Literally iconic

Isildur taking the ring from Sauron. Its great but I would like to see more of Sauron than just his hand, because I think he has the potential to look really cool

Pippin jumping into the bath at Crickhollow… no comment

Bilbo gives the Mithril coat to Frodo. Great poses, very stiff and awkward. I like it.

The fellowship. This one is a classic.

Gandalf and the balrog. Amazing

Boromir trying to take the ring from Frodo. I love the way he reaches for his sword, it looks very natural

Merry and Pippin and Treebeard. I like his legs and the fact that it looks like he’s wearing shorts.

stinkylittlegnome

The battle of Helms Deep. This one is just great for a lot of reasons. I like how the orcs in the background are just happy and sad smileys. Gimli is throwing a rock at them. I don’t know who the guy with a red hat is in the background, but I love him.

Gandalf, Theoden, Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli finding Merry and Pippin in Isengard ft fucked up Shadowfax. Look at them smiling!

Sam, Frodo and Gollum. Frodo got rid of his Robin Hood hat which is a shame, but Gollum with a beak makes up for it.

Eowyn protecting Theoden from the Witch King. The fellbeast is a crow or perhaps a raven. Merry is hanging on the side, stabbing Witch King in the leg and he looks amazing

Mt Doom. Frodo looks very chill about getting his finger bit off, and Sam is just kind of floating there. I love everything about Gollum

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

can someone please tell me what the fuck I just saw

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

this guy is just keeping a shit ton of eels in a storm drain? There's a water filtration system down there? the water is clear?? there's crawfish?? they possibly ate the other crawfish??? there's an aquarium above the pool???? he's just tossing animals in there to be eaten maybe???

the-real-numbers-deactivated202

what kind of pit is this? what happens when it rains, do the eels get washed away? what's with the aquarium?? Is this like a well on his property or city infrastructure???

acreaturecalledgreed

context

source is i follow this guy on tiktok

the eel pit is a rain reservoir under his house, yes its his, yes hes allowed to do this

hes set up a filtration system so that all water going in is safe for the fishies and its an reservoir so theyre not getting wooshed away anywhere

its come pretty far along now, and theyre all doing well

the pit also has a few catfish now, and a couple crayfish

everything in the pit is named

the eels are mostly named eel puns and he can in fact tell them apart

one of the eels is named crunchwrap supreme and that one seems to be his favourite, as it he can hand feed it and its friendly with him

as for Why he made this into an eel pit the answer is basically he works at a fish husbandry store and he always wanted a bunch of eels

aquilacalvitium

Eel pit Eel pit Eel pit

knitmeapony

I think you all need to understand that if I was on a date and the person across the table from you started telling me about their eel pit all I would be able to think about was making out with that person and their Galaxy brain for the rest of the evening.

guooey

One of the most important things I have learned today..

thankskenpenders

Here’s something that’s been a LOOOOOOONG time coming… I was invited to come on as a guest for the Retronauts podcast episode about the various Sonic comics! (Archie, StC, and IDW to be specific, although we briefly acknowledge that others exist.) So if you’ve ever wanted to hear me talk about Archie Sonic in podcast form, well, here’s that!

I was joined by regular host Stuart Gipp and Dave Bulmer, cohost of Sonic the Comic the Podcast. If you’re expecting an exhaustive historical deep dive on all three series, this isn’t that (nor could we ever conceivably do that in two hours). Instead it’s a friendly chat about our personal experiences reading the US and UK Sonic comics and why we like them. Lots of personal anecdotes about growing up as Sonic fans and things we’re entertained by in the comics. I’m glad I got invited to be a part of it, and it was a fun time all around. Give it a listen!

mechasatsu

Good christ I never thought in all my days I’d be reminded of Sonic Cult again.

pickypicnic

vintagehenshin

“With how it played out regarding canon, you might as well have called ROGUE ONE “Star Wars 0083: Stardust Memory”

>suddenly has an idea

And that’s how this ROGUE ONE/GUNDAM 0083 mash-up happened. Full details and info in the Vimeo.com description.

tsunflowers

my apologies to this guy, the second-best knife thrower in Japan. he may not actually love dick. I just wanted to make this post

weaponsofclairvoyance

i love punk because if you dont like a song just wait it'll be over in like 90 seconds. dont worry about it. and i love metal because if you DO like a song good news buddy there's still 11 more minutes

official-mugi

Wait until you listen to some prog rock...

constanzeofficial

gonna listen to some prog rock to see if it fits in this post

imamjenni

Op boutta not post for 10 years

Logged on to tumblr for the first time in years and...

Just found all the posts I made when tumblr was banning porn and I was trying to get banned hahaha oh wow

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

I’ve seen people desperately try to scrape some crumb of political commentary out of games like Mario and Kirby meanwhile the Phoenix Wright series has been screaming about how fucked the Japanese justice system is for over a decade and nobody ever seems to talk about that

arcanenrok

Might part of it be that some of it seems to absurd to be real, and gets written off as “game logic”? (for example, the “well we have to throw someone in jail” kind of joke)

belles--rose

The Dangan Ronpa series is literally all about how absolutely fucked societal norms in Japan are, and yet all the (western) fanbase can focus on is projecting their america-centric sensibilities onto the game

cookingwithroxy

It’s the nature of the beast, in this case the beast being American activists. Their morality holds that there is politics in EVERYTHING, and as such they try and find it in places where there is absolutely none visible.

Meanwhile, the blatant politics in games commenting on Japan’s social and political mores are too foreign for them to comprehend, so they don’t even try and address them. They are, quite blatantly, too fixed in their own social standards to have the ability to grasp that other country’s social politics are different, so because it does not fit in their own political lens, they turn a blind eye to it. It just does not compute.

emeraldmercury

This is why I constantly scream whenever people say sexy anime girls are “male pandering” because THIS is what male pandering in Japan actually looks like:

Sexless, submissive, docile, no-personality-besides-pleasing-her-husband good wives. Sexy anime girls are a FEMALE power fantasy there, designed to be repulsive to the average conservative Japanese dude. When Bayonetta was created, the MALE game designers rejected her because she was “too sexy to be a proper girl.”