Meme Er' Day

My name is Thomas and I say fuck a lot. Former Bike Taxi driver. Drumming. Dogs. Bicycles. Fixed gear bikes. Useless trivia. Kickboxing. Norwegian. Surfing. I aspire to be indie trash one day. Parks and rec makes my soul smile. Cultural Anthro major German minor at ECU. Pop me a message I'm friendly af! Or speak German with me!

[porterr-robinson]

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[muffinsandmatriarchy]

The context behind this image is even fucking funnier imo. Dolphins will bonk this kind of puffer fish because when it puffs up it also release a toxin that’s normally deadly to other fish but just gives dolphins a mild high

[yo-its-matt]

That dolphin’s ripping a huge bonk

[xenothral-deactivated20230707]

[questions-within-questions]

420 bonk it

[luxxmoon-deactivated20210713]

Finland: ok so our country is called Suomi

Afrikaans: Finland

Albania: Finlandë

Amhara: Finlanidi

Arabia: Finlanda

Armenia: Finlandia

Catalan: Finlàndia

Czech: Finsko

Danish: Finland

Dutch: Finland

English: Finland

French: Finlande

Galician: Finlandia

German: Finnland

Hungarian: Finnorzàg

Icelandic: Finnland

Indonesian: Finlandia

Irish: An Fhionlainn

Italia: Finlandia

Norwegian: Finland

Polish: Finlandia

Portugese: Finlândia

Romanian: Finlanda

Slovak: Finsko

Slovenian: Finska

Spanish: Finlandia

Swedish: Finland

Tagalog: Finland

Turkish: Finlandiya

Finland: um no

[prinsessakirsikka]

Entonian: okay, we’ll call you Soome

[nettisivustakatsoja]

Finland: Thank you Viro! Estonia: :|

[neithernownoreverheythatsclever]

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

*goes up to a lesbian couple* so which of u is the cheetah (built for speed in open areas) and which of u is the jaguar (built for strength and stealth in wooded foresty areas)

[foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120]

[shaxaphone]

What is mr. moseby doing

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[4444555666777888999]

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

[tieflingapologist]

when the dnd game’s been going for a while but you haven’t taken a dinner break yet

[6937529469274696869-deactivated]

you may spank it……… ONCE.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

since star wars canonically exists in the mcu, do you think nick fury ever watched the phantom menace, saw mace windu, and was like “huh”

[tattooed-alchemist]

Why You Should Actually Be Terrified Right Now

Stripping citizens of their passports is a precursor to genocide.

It’s what happened to Jews in Germany in 1938 when their passports were declared invalid. That is what is beginning to happen here, now, to Hispanic citizens along the U.S.-Mexico border.

Oh, is it bad to compare the GOP to Nazis? Well, if members of the GOP do not like being compared to Nazis, they should consider not behaving exactly like Nazis.

Hispanic U.S. citizens, some of whom were in the U.S. military, are not being allowed to renew their passports. This is reportedly happening to “hundreds, even thousands” of Latinos, according to a report in the Washington Post. They’re getting letters from the State Department saying it does not believe they are citizens. The government claims their citizenships are fraudulent. “I’ve had probably 20 people who have been sent to the detention center—U.S. citizens,” Jaime Diez, an attorney in Brownsville, told The Washington Post.

The Washington Post also reports on ICE officials coming to citizens’ homes and taking their passports away. This is an escalation from a few months ago, when Americans were detained by ICE officials just for speaking Spanish to one another.

The administration is currently launching an effort to take citizenship from people who they suspect of fraud in obtaining it. Fraud in these cases is exceedingly rare. The last time the government tried to strip people of their citizenship was, according to Columbia Professor Mae Ngai, during The Red Scare of the 1950s. As Ngai remarks, McCarthyism is not typically remembered as a good period in American history.

There is good reason to believe that this could portend still worse things to come for the U.S. Hispanic population, unless people begin to speak out loudly, and fast.

[mediumsizeddrummerboy]

Whattt

[durbikins]

when you click on a gameplay video and are greeted by the voice of some nasally british guy

[sungodsinexile]

And this is how we ended up with Tucker Carlson screaming at us through our televisions

[blackfairypresident]

most of the ocean is unexplored because everyone agreed that we’d all sleep better at night if we dont know what the hell is down there

[toookish]

[youngstero]

I’m at a wealthy middle-aged christmas party with my best friend a woman came up to me and said “you have to try the gouda” and I said “is it firm?” and she said “yes I wouldn’t have anything less” and we both threw our heads back and laughed and I’m still not sure why

[rosalui]

wheres that pic from parks and rec. you all know the one

[meso-mijali]

[holy-moonlight-sword-deactivate]

[childhoodruiner]