🍋 ((( l E m O N ))) 🍋

Jordan. 21. Australia. Memes are a good cover for depressive existentialism.

[boringangel]

olivia de recat for the new yorker

[kinniquacks]

acoustic cover of me crying

[anxietyproblem]

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[spring2000]

i never know what’s going on and i believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[fxckbro]

why are there so many different kinds of pasta they all taste the same tbh

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

who hurt you

[writing-prompt-s]

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

too much

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

[humansofnewyork]

“My therapist told me that reading the news was causing my depression.  So I’ve managed to completely avoid it for the past five years.  I used to consume articles for four hours every day.  I’d always read the New York Times front to back, everything except the sports section.  But then the Times caused the Iraq war so I switched over to leftist websites.  I always thought it was my obligation as a responsible citizen to pay attention to bad news.  I guess I was looking for some sort of understanding.  If only I could learn enough, then maybe I could help organize something.  But all of it just sent me into utter despair.  I began to look at other people as brainwashed.  Every time I saw someone having kids, I’d get angry.  Don’t they realize how uninhabitable the planet is going to be?  Everyone thinks if we just make a few changes, we’ll be fine.  We won’t be fine.  The problem is systemic and there’s no movement capable of ending capitalism in time to save the planet.  But anyway, I’m trying not to obsess over this stuff anymore.”

[jakemorph]

i think having a spiderman costume as a kid is a universal experience and THAT is toby ma fucking guire’s influence

[jakemorph]

“toby maguire spiderman movies sucked” theyre not for YOU!! theyre for ME AGED APPROXIMATELY 8

[mixedican-deactivated20190330]

45 year old dum fuck: the story is just lacking in emotional denisty bskfksik bajl lakgl isls

6 year old me see spierman do flip:

[succulentbud]

this is uber. am outside

[h-ighaf]

Can someone take me to the ocean? I need to have a break from everything.

[sunndogg]

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

[joey-wheeler-official]

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

[joey-wheeler-official]

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

[pressxtodavid]

The Cinema Sins effect

[thebootydiaries]

youtuber: WHAT is up everybody, itcha boy back again

me: youre no boy of mine

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[mellaark]