meep

[afloweroutofstone]

[moniquill]

[jpechacek]

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

[we-are-guildmaster]

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

[probsjosh]

What the hell even is the this post

[goys2men]

It’s the sins of humanity crying out to be known

[vbartilucci]

The five boxing wizards jump quickly

[copperbadge]

Why zip along quick fam, just relax and vibe.

[albierio]

[teuer]

just in case you didnt know

[foulserpent]

whys king kong………..so fucking large

[brightereyes]

the bigger you are the larger you are

[foulserpent]

[thatcatblog]

[unclefather]

Was she wrong?

[mightyenas-deactivated20120728]

[ookamideus-deactivated20140105]

[fakehistory]

[lapisbitch]

just came across a POWERFUL letterkenny quote

[my-darling-boy]

18th century famous people be like: George was born the oldest of 36 children. His father was a shoe farmer and Grand Piano. At just 2 days old, he began his study of medicine and human biology at Oxford fortunately studying under Shakespeare in Berlin, Austria. Shortly after, he conducted his first successful heart transplant at 1.3 years old. He soon became an ordained priest. By the age of 4, he had married his cousin and had 5 children named Emma, all of whom became minstrels except for one who actually turned out to be Charles Dickens. By the end of his career at 28 years old he had written 11,000 books about Julius Caesar which he made into comedic plays and became a world class harmonica, guitar, and spoon player. He died of tripping on his own foot or lead poisoning at 30

[sunkensparrows]

when you close a program but it doesn’t totally close

[valtsv]

love is stored...in the rat!

[valtsv]

love is stored in the rat!

[lockoptop]

@redenmark

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

anyone new to tumblr i can give you a tour

[slavery]

Where the milfs

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[slavery]

Bro where are we

[thebootydiaries]

Girl in sweats: I’m a girl and I don’t need expensive gifts to make me happy I just want pizza I love food. sorry I know I’m weird omg. Girls wear makeup and I’m just in sweatpants and messy hair like omg rn girls are partying and I’m just at home with a good book getting stabbed

911 operator: ok

[pissvortex]

*horny online guy voice* haha wouldn’t it be epic if you guys posted your tits, like to protest the new tumblr rules haha. it would be so awesome.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

jokes on you bitches when this site crashes i’m postin sausage on main

[wyldezoo]

[cthuhlusanders]

Fucking superb you funky little death omen

[lord-kitschener]

@opabinia-regalis

[rumwik]

Accept it into your heart