"I take small breaths..."

She/They 🖤 aroace 🖤 OSDD + autism = disaster 🖤 18+

[undead-tboy-swag]

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

[nortsmedley]

Ik this is probably the fifteenth time you've seen someone say this but we need more qprs in fandom space. Instead of shipping we'll call it canoeing and we'll make it just as popular. Please I need this ok

[ramshacklefey]

I love this though. Because canoeing is an activity that you can share with any number of people, and it requires a certain level of being in sync with the people you're rowing with. And that being in sync could come from any sort of source, and involve any sort of emotional/pragmatic entanglements with each other.

Or y'know. You could be canoeing with someone you have a fraught relationship with and you're just going around in circles and shouting at each other, even though you (and anyone else who happens to be in the canoe with you) really wants you to knock it off and just get on with each other.

We can make this a thing if we try hard enough.

[dragons-locator]

I love this though. Because canoeing is an activity that you can share with any number of people, and it requires a certain level of being in sync with the people you're rowing with. And that being in sync could come from any sort of source, and involve any sort of emotional/pragmatic entanglements with each other.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[theo-idk-07]

Qprs AND there are dragons in it? Let's goooo

[technofeudalism]

i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.

there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.

anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.

A Better World - create an alternate history timeline

Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game

Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet

Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games

Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones

Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy

ZenGM - simulate sports

Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi

IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)

Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface

The Cafe & Diner - mystery game

The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game

Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions

Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game

Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game

Miniconomy - player driven economy game

Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes

BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators

Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil

Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.

if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.

[parasprite]

[chimpanzeedotcom]

[fyoggo]

[everythingfox]

Need this as my ringtone

[rocksandaces]

"there is no platonic explanation for this" when characters hug, care for each other, support them, are worried when they are in danger, smile at each other etc

Some of yall just don't have any good friends and it really shows

[fixing-bad-posts]

Trans places exist, kid hold on

[eldritch-flame]

Remember when we were calling Sprigatito ”weed cat” because of its design?

It’s literally weed cat now

[dadstielkline]

fun facts about sharks

[meetmyanarchistsquids]

:)

[eldragon-x-moved]

[subrosadraco]

James: “HEEHEEHEE WE PUT THE THEY IN THEM!”

Jessie: “a”

[ribbonmiku]

we put the they in them thursday

[manrippedapartbydogs]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

It’s lobster seafood talking heads Monday!

[anarchoanimatronic]

this is what my sims watch on tv

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[meetmyanarchistsquids]

Why not both?

[onlysaneman]

If we mutually follow each other on here there’s at least a 20% chance I’ve referred to you in a real life conversation as “someone I know”

[skidaddle-skaddodle]

Bonk

b a n g

[v-o-i-d-p-u-n-k]

b o o m

[skidaddle-skaddodle]

then my head hit the wall

b a m  

[v-o-i-d-p-u-n-k]

You wake up at the hospital

Bip bip bip

[skidaddle-skaddodle]

b u t i h a d a g r a n d g r a n d m o t h e r 

beep boop 

[v-o-i-d-p-u-n-k]

b u t s h e d i e d

Boooooooo

[headspace-hotel]

[headspace-hotel]

I call this

Churches you could conceivably attend when visiting Kentucky!

First up we have this improbable combination of large animals and geographical features.

Good for them?

Sounds like a fun time

I would say this was a red flag but I’m honest to god not sure what color this flag is.

...???

*inappropriate joke*

Damn straight!

Really unnecessarily badass

When your homophobic family wants to know where you’ve been going to church and you have to make something up off the cuff.

and last but certainly not least...nothing I could add would make this better

[headspace-hotel]

I’m not done.

You have to be, to fight off the Presbyterians.

Seems legit!

Uhh

Different strokes for different folks

None sin with left beaver

I Really Don’t Know What to Say to This

They also do cosmetology I’m guessing

This seems somehow incomprehensibly insulting.

Don’t mess with them

A new and somehow even worse denomination arises

[headspace-hotel]

Don’t worry if you’re not religious, though! Our state also has other attractions, such as:

and last but certainly not least

[headspace-hotel]

looking back over this post I suddenly realized I forgot one

I drove right past this very building at least once a week for like 7 years of my life

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[phillipfancypants]

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

And unclench your jaw

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

[immrbrightsideeee]

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

[shandycandy278]

Don’t forget to eat!

[shythegreenskeleton]

If you need to take any meds today, please remember to take them!

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[throesofincreasingwonder]

[Image description: a screenshot of two text boxes from a website that translates binary to English, revealing that the binary text above translates to: “Ra ra Rasputin lover of the Russian queen oh fuck an enderman”. /End description.]