It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

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It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet
i just met my mom for coffee and as soon as we finished hugging and greeting each other the first thing she did was point at my super mario tshirt and ask me “is he a gay icon?” and i was so taken aback i just said “uh, sure” so umm happy pride month mario is a gay icon
ok so i asked her to explain and it turns out since my mom has been staying with me to get to work more easily she’s spoken to my friends when they come over and heard some of our conversations and apparently she hears us talking about people we like being “gay icons” a lot and thought it seemed like we were having fun so she decided she wanted to try to make me laugh the next time we saw each other by joining in
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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life
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It happens this year folks…
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Who has all of these supplies just laying around
my dude i am 100% too dumb to even cut the cardboard like that
Why does the fanta look like straight up orange juice like my dude there should be some clarity in there
JUST DRINK OUT THE BOTTLE WHAT THE FUCK
This is a truely pointless but ingenious DIY video and it is far superior than any of those dumbass crafty DIY compilations.
brie just screamed GAY RIGHTS
tessa agrees. they raised millions for the lgbt
listening to my straight coworkers talk about their husbands and raising children absolutely baffles me. is this normal?
my coworker’s husband just called her and asked her to come home bc their daughter is crying and he can’t handle it anymore and as she left my other coworker was like “oh it’s a guy thing”. it’s literally not? he’s a parent, he should know that this is what he signed up for and sometimes that’s soothing your child even if they don’t stop crying. stop making excuses for your shitty husbands and hold them to higher standards.
“my husband wants to shave his head for soccer season but I told him that if he does I’m gonna divorce him haha”
“oh my husband doesn’t even know how to dress himself I have to buy all of his clothes”
like, HELLO? are you even HAPPY?
White people get so angry when they’re presented with the truth.
That moment when a single scene in a Bollywood film educates you about the reality of American politics.
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