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bobacupcake

and the universe said i love you

gnabrie

stuff that happened in the past decade

thyrell

reading this post feels like doing 90 in a 35 zone

thatonebipotato

I remember these all happening like 1-2 years ago, excuse me

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These happened how many years ago now

shortshifter

Superliminal- a fun size perspective game!

wereralph

how the fuck do you even BEGIN to code this

banzai-jinto

have you considered fucking off with that particular brand of witchery

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steveisoncrack-blog

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home.

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks

…I had plans today but now.

peaceroxi

THE AIRPORT GAME IS BACK.

titaniumvulpes

FUCK THIS GAME

LAST TIME I PLAYED IT DUMPED ME IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORWAY

I PLAYED FOR LIKE 8 HOURS BEFORE BREAKING DOWN CRYING

1blesstherains

OMG NO STOP THIS GAME IS MY LIFE!!!

one-pointperspective-deactivate

IT’S BACK

scully1998

WHY IS THIS BACK

darringtonshorthalt

WHYYYYY

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oh shit

I HAVEN’T USED THIS GIF SINCE FEBRUARY

krakkenchaos

Always reblog Mapcrunch when someone tries to bring it back

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IT DROPPED ME IN A IN A FUCKING AIRPORT

turnip-sized

the last one

doktorbedlam

This game devoured my life last time I played it.

Ah well, time to get lost again.

ferrousferrule

I landed in a slightly more accessible area than the gif, and spent 40 minutes walking down the same street on a not great connection before I quit

synthetic-hearted-midgardian

IT DROPPED ME BASICALLY IN A RIVER, SO I TURN AROUND AND

THERES SOME DUDE TAKING A PICTURE OF ME.

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Okay a bit of a plus side: It dropped me by a national park and two steps away from the aforementioned dude I see a sign telling me where I am

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And now the dude from before is walking in front of me when I keep on going one direction. I guess I’m following a stranger through the wilderness?

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oh shit this random hiker is actually being really helpful

synthetic-hearted-midgardian

WHERE ARE YOU LEADING ME, HIKING STRANGER?

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great-tweets

IT’S NAME IS FLOP

jackhawksmoor

that’s it, folks, we’ve reached peak cute

doobler2

MY FUCKING HEART

tsunflowers

why are these all so fucked up

scallioncreamcheesebagel

the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the “otto von guerick unicorn”) is actually from germany, but it’s the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples

in the game, you’re combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:

“Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can’t breathe unless it’s underwater.“

“The shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.“

“Though it’s able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.“

some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. they’re chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universe’s modern times.

the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)

some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, here’s one, here’s another, and here’s a third!

you’ve gotta stat romanticizing your life. you gotta start believing that your morning commute is cute and fun, that every cup of coffee is the best you’ve ever had, that even the smallest and most mundane things are exciting and new. you have to, because that’s when you start truly living. that’s when you look forward to every day.

jaspurr

live your life like a ghibli movie where literally everything is charming and beautiful

sprosslee

Good advice

sakurasblossoms

I didn’t realize how much I needed to see this post.

braham-is-bi

If I was complimenting an artist I would simply not bring up my own lack of skill.

braham-is-bi

RIP to people who think self deprecation is a form of praising others but I'm different.

leslady79

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Neil to the mafia

weaver-z

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

disease-danger-darkness-silence

Shitposting never changes format, merely medium.

veggieblt

OH MY GOD I FUCKED UP SO BAD.

I SAW THE CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY “BULLSHIT” SALE YESTERDAY AND BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WAS AN EXPANSION PACK.

IT’S LITERALLY BULL SHIT. THEY ARE SENDING COW POOP TO MY HOUSE AND I HAVE NO CLUE HOW I’M GOING TO EXPLAIN IT TO MY PARENTS.

veggieblt

Please for the love of god let this work

veggieblt

God I am so fucked.

veggieblt

It’s been 2 weeks since I made this post. Every day for those two weeks I found a way to wait for the mail. I sent friends to intercept the package, I used delay tactics to stop my parents from coming home around the time of the package, I waited for a solid 4 hours one day just waiting on my doorstep for the package to arrive.

Today I graduated from college. And guess what my father hands me as we get home.

He says “You got a triangle in the mail.” and walks off with the most knowing grin of my life. I don’t know if he actually knew, but my gut is telling me he’s held on to this box. He knew. He waited for me to fucking graduate to give me the greatest graduation gift of all time. He won. I was defeated.

And for those of you wondering if it’s actually poop.