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mel | 23 | ♀ i'm not fine but i'll be okay

[dreamlandbarnes]

[emwheezie]

It's an important day... Neil has been banging out those tunes for 19 years now! Updated version of this as prints available here under Home Goods > Wall Art!

[evenlyevi]

Goodnight.

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[wolfythewitch]

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[shanastoryteller]

wish there was a non rude way to be like “I understand your criticism, I don’t even necessarily disagree with it, but I am doing these things on purpose, because I like them and I want to, and therefore your opinion has no value, because you might think me painting a room entirely pink is tacky, but I did it on purpose”

[unyanizedcatboys]

[thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021]

Say this to someone right before sucking their dick

[feazelbal]

[unicornfan]

[torchickentacos]

doing research on white wine for a thing and can we back up for a second on that last one???

[torchickentacos]

tags via @lastoneout

[lastoneout]

peer reviewing your tags right back because I feel like if you ordered wine with ice in it the bartender might actually do something like that in retaliation

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get an Atlantic Sturgeon

Acipenser oxyrinchus

[torchickentacos]

[redstonedust]

i think vampires that drink from animals should be considered more unethical than ones that drink from humans. "ohhh its vegan" bitch no it isnt. youre gonna drain that poor wild deer and leave it woozy and weak to other predators? you're two steps left of a poacher. just go to your local gay bar and you can find 100s of people that would willingly sign up to being bitten if you dont mind them being a little freaky about it.

[skincareroutine]

i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

[autistic-michael-queerler]

*walks out of the homoerotic friendship covered in blood and wounds* you should see the other guy

[autistic-michael-queerler]

*regular guy walks out, completely unaware anything is happening*

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

i had a really fucked up dream omg

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

p&f related?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.

[my-notes-app-deactivated2020061]

buford?

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

no characters from phineas and ferb were there.

[morgana-pendragon]

saw a post i disagreed with. didn’t die. but came close

[raginrayguns]

[official-kircheis]

where's that post of someone getting a letter from their bank like "dear keith we realise you're just taking the piss but every time you venmo your mate for 'al-qaeda training camp' we do have to, by law, fill out a lot of boring paperwork for the police so we'd really appreciate it if you'd stop doing that"

[andmaybegayer]

here it is

[arborealgargoyle]

imagine being the poor bank employee that had to write this 😂 like was it assigned to them or did they go hey maybe instead of resigning ourselves to repeatedly wasting time investigating this shit we should just? ask them to stop? has anyone tried telling them they NEED TO STOP

[whitepeopletwitter]

[taragrimface]

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

[taragrimface]

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

[taragrimface]

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

[taragrimface]

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen

[serenity-bitty]

ouch