[ripempezardexerox]

[killrockstar]

the housing market is ruining my sex life

[killrockstar]

nobody can host cuz they all live with their parents and i also can't host cuz i live with my parents AND they removed the LOCK on the bathroom at my favorite punk club bc too many people were giving BLOWJOBS in THERE

[thedonssadisticdesires]

Isn't that what the punk club bathrooms are for?

[killrockstar]

EXACTLY

[junglejim4322]

Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”

[gothicprep]

can’t think of a worse feeling than coming up with a really great meme, like, 2 months after the image format dies

[gothicprep]

[sourpatchstarkids]

[buzzheadchick]

[lesbiankakyoin]

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[ulysseus]

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

[melancholymango]

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

[socialmaya]

[pissvortex]

[pissvortex]

fresh to death my god

[lmaonade]

this is the most fucked up captcha i've ever done

[oldshowbiz]

Bottle of Ants

[wrathbite]

[titkoks]

[weloveshortvideos]

Kmart deserves commercial of the year

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[inactive-339944]

WHATARE THOOOIOOOOOOSE

[necrophagesaint]

[unclefather]

[funnytwittertweets]

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

The Spy Kids movies have the exact vibe of when you and your friends are running around in the backyard creating an elaborate story based entirely around whatever random nonsense happens to be lying around.  This empty happy meal box is a computer.  If I spin this bop-it the right way it will unlock the secret door.  We have to get to the jets! (The jets are the swings).  My little sister says her pigtails spin around and let her fly and we all agree with that.  These swim goggles let me see through walls.  There are a series of stepping stones leading to a big rock in the middle of the garden.  The rock is the office of the Head Spy and the dirt is actually a bottomless pit, so you have to be careful when you jump across.  The bad guys have disabled all our weapons but my necklace is actually a secret super cool weapon that works anyway!  There’s logic and continuity but only as much as a bunch of five-to-twelve year olds can keep straight without bothering to keep notes or look up any science facts they don’t already happen to know.  This is not a complaint.