Melatonin

Previously Zanelover - Some random kid obsessed with random stuff. Birthday is January 16th btw. Strawpage: https://melatonin69.straw.page (He/They)

[melatonin-69]

A couple boundaries + Other info

Okay so I hate that this needs to be at the top of my boundaries post but IF YOU COME TO MY DMS/ASKS ASKING FOR MONEY I WILL JUST BLOCK YOU

It's happened too many times I'm sorry if you lost your home or something but first off i have no money second off i am not a popular blog, me reblogging your post asking for money will not help you get more donations

Personal stuff

Please don't ask where I live or how old I am or anything like that. Please don't tell me stuff that's personal to you either, I don't want to know that. All yall need to know about me is that you can call me Mel, and my pronouns are He/She/They.

Reposting/Using my Art

As long as you clearly credit me/link any of my sites, I don't mind if you use my art as a profile picture or something, as long as you aren't making money from it or claiming it's anyones but mine.

If I block you

If I block you, don't try to talk to me. If I block you, I won't change my mind by you making a new account and yelling at me.

If you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask (:

Tags

#mel is bored - basically me rambling

#mel is dying - my complaints

Commission info V

kinda ugly but im too lazy to make something better

[leighlew3]

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[thesebonesbite]

Magnus Archives fan I see

[partywithponies]

THIS IS SO FUNNY I'M SORRY

[obsessivebookwormalert]

🥀🐳🫂💔✨

I uhm befall tragic circumstances, befriend a creature about which we know very little, get my heart broken by the inevitable goodbye and then we meet again and I go live with them- fuck i brought phm into this ah well @lightsabersandbluecookies will you be my pardner for this journey?

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

YES OFC

🔫🦕💔🏳‍🌈🕛

Uhmm a dinosaur shoots me in the heart but I'm queer so i turn the time back like Cinderella and get a do-over-?

[kermitthebomber-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🌈✨🚔☠️

Im showinf pride and then the police kill me?

[laciffo-natas]

✅🌹❄️🪽🎀

???? LET IT GOO???????

[melatonin-69]

🎉⭐️🍑🥀👉

okay what on earth does this mean

am i going to choke on a peach at a party??

[satan-offical]

Okay drafts me? Yeah you, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THE AUTISTIC ALLEGATIONS BETTER

[mystreet-tomodachi-life]

2nd Zana baby

decided to base him off of the Zana baby from the first game :3

[insomniac-arrest]

why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

[thedogeveryonehates]

kind of a milf. reblog

[asharomi]

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[jackkdaniels]

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

[byjove]

why did elementary and middle school teachers get so mad when you finished your work early and did silent reading? I was an A/B student and some of them would be so pissed when I finished my test within 15 minutes and whipped out my N. D. Wilson novel or whatever

[raisinbrant]

This!! What was I supposed to do, stare at the wall??

[byjove]

Everybody knows elementary and middle school students need to pretend to be slaving away at math problems for the full 8 hour school day to prepare them for the torture of adult employment.

[melatonin-69]

EXACTLY they would tell my parents that I am perfect and everything is great except I would "rush through" my work so I could read. I had fantastic grades in everything btw. I wasn't rushing through anything I just did the work quickly because I was too smart for it lol.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[silly-signs]

I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-

[zvahlne]

i waited almost a decade for this...

if you know me decently (and if you don't no worries) YOU HAVE SEEN ME TALK ABOUT THIS DAMN CRAB. YOU HAVE SEEN ME BEGGING FOR HIM TO TURN HUMAN IN ANY POSSIBLE WAY. I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE SEASON ONE. and finally. here he is. so here is a zane i drew the day the episode came out!!! i will probably draw him again because :] i like him. and his pretty hair 🩷

and so does emma!

YAY!!! more to come. of the crab but also of her. and the two of them. yeah. he was a human 1 second and i went FINALLY and got to work

[shuublebunny]

Haven’t posted in approximately 4 million years, so of course the perfect time to draw and post smth new is when I’m supposed to be studying for my finals and finishing up my research paper :’)

I may have a ways to go before I can enjoy my summer, but at least the blorbos can have their fair share of summer fun and chaos

(No text version under the cut)

[melatonin-69]

GUYS GUYS GUSY GUYS GUYS GUST GUSY GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

what if zane crab touches the realm breaker and becomes human

i love that hes a crab but i miss human zane

but also how funny would it be for him to still do the stupid crab claw thing when he talks

this

JESSON IF THIS WASNT THE PLAN CHANGE THE SCRIPT PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

[melatonin-69]

I WAS RIGHT

[melatonin-69]

If hantavirus becomes another pandemic Tomodachi Life Living the Dream will become the new Animal Crossing New Horizons.

[melatonin-69]

JUST WATCHED THE NEWEST MERMAID TALES EPISODE AND HOOOOLLLYYYY

ZANE BECAME HUMAN??????? LAURANCE IS AWESOME????? AARON ALMOST DIES???? WOLF SAVES AARRON?????

Next episode needs to come out immediately bro

Edit: ALSO DOES THAT MUSIC PLAY EVERY TIME AARON DIES/ ALMOST DIES????

[mystreet-tomodachi-life]

My Tomodachi Life, Living the Dream Islanders, in order:

Bottom row - Aphmau, Aaron, Zane, Kawaii~Chan, Katelyn, Travis, Garroth, Laurance, Dante, Ein, and Gene.

Second row from the bottom - Sasha, Zenix, Lucinda, Vylad, Blaze, Dottie, Daniel, Rylan, Sylvanna, and Eric.

Third row from the bottom - Michi, Cadenza, Ivy, Teony, Melissa, Nicole, Zianna, Garte, and Zack.

Top row - Kaylee (Zane and KC's child), Derek, Rachel, Kim, and Kai.

Is there anyone I'm missing?

Romantic Relationships

Aphmau is dating Katelyn, Aaron has a crush on Aph, and Travis and Nicole have crushes on Katelyn.

Zane and Kawaii~Chan are married and have a child.

Garroth and Laurance are married.

Ein has a crush on Gene.

Sasha and Lucinda are dating.

Dottie is married to Daniel, Blaze and Rylan used to have crushes on Dottie but got rejected.

Sylvanna and Eric have a mutual crush on each other.

Michi has a crush on Kai.

Ivy has a crush on Teony.

Rachel has a crush on Derek.

[mystreet-tomodachi-life]

Zana/Zane~Chan baby

[melatonin-69]

i recorded a bunch of tomodachi life living the dream things a couple nights ago and forgot to post them so i'm posting them all now