Ultra gay

hannah / 19 / pan heyyy i'm hannah and this is where i go to enjoy things i like and escape from reality for a little while

[uptional]

[mamoru]

[ithelpstodream]

I’m just dying while thinking about a hotel employee calmly Googling “How to fold a towel in the shape of an elephant,” and then going out to buy eye stickers.

[whattywhatwhat]

I think these would guarantee return bookings.  Loving the elephant.

[jewishgirlrevolt]

I worked in a hotel for a year. Hotel staff LOVE silly requests because otherwise our job is just mundane. It gives the front desk a chance to do something creative.

[ariaste]

Speaking as another former hotel owner, this shit would have ABSOLUTELY made my day.

[de-lila-a-medio-dia]

[swoletergeist]

this is the most fucked up thing that’s ever happened to me

[justsomeantifas]

[meiamandrew]

The new republican healthcare bill

[pocketaimee]

Hell-aciously busy with work, but I really wanted to draw this comic.

[mc-squidward-deactivated2016101]

this should have more notes

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of halloween themed eye make-up. I’ll be posting halloween themed content all month!

[dubbiestwubs-deactivated2018072]

How does one do this

[losethehours]

Stunning work!

[inlovewiththeworldd]

Makeup is fine art

[hanaharoo]

Some one TEACH ME

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[bearie]

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

[moonlightnova]

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

[bearie]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

[bearie]

i was warned and i didnt listen

[powerfulwizard]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL bog and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[justlittlefrogthings]

Disturbing My Afternoon Nap

[boneville-deactivated20170521]

im sorry sir

[justlittlefrogthings]

Put Me Back Of Sleep

[12281956-deactivated20160824]

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

[crazycatladyinwaiting]

[kuvaton]

[rap--skullion]

This picture is worth WAY more than a thousand words.

[fierceawakening]

to be honest neurotypical karen sounds a lot more fun to hang out with than people who say “neurotypical karen”

[ellieintheskywithdiamonds-deact]

neurotypical karen gives good advice and encourages me to better myself and takes me to yoga classes with her while anti-recovery samantha tells me to wallow in my self-loathing and gets angry with me when i tell her i don’t like being depressed constantly

[isnt]

The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.