Life Is A Party, And I’m The piñata.

Eternally at wits end

[funnytwittertweets]

[1617]

sometimes home is a person

[pomplerrr]

please don't say that

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

[xemeterydr]

I’m lactose intolerant but I still eat ice cream. I’m no pussy and neither are vampires

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

your so smart

[xemeterydr]

Dude that was over 2 1/2 years ago why are you just now responding

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

Are you mad at me

[staffs-secret-blog]

So that's where they're getting all their designs

[escuerzoresucitado]

[crazy-brazilian]

[briiithabrattt]

Some girls think they won because they got the guy.. but sometimes the real winner is the women that got away and he knows it too

[illness-deactivated20180325]

WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

best sentence so far of 2017

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

going to print this out and find an elderly Lebanese woman to explain it to

[cats2019forthenintendoswitch]

Ok so everyone is deactivated but I remember seeing this posr back when the OP wasn’t and they meant they were RELATED to a pope (yknow, the original meaning of kin)

[the-bakeneko]

What a twist

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement…

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[black-culture]

[ymeradonnadx-deactivated2021012]

[in-sumerian-haze]

[teyrrorize]

[morningstar21]

Go for it guys

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I’m running for president under the slogan “fuck around and find out”

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

No vice president just me and this baseball bat

[greatmindquotes]

“Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change.” - Jim Rohn

[fuks]

[super-metroid]

the fact that phones dont have little charm loops in them anymore only goes to show that humanity as we know it is on the decline

[automodownremade-deactivated202]