pulchritude

agender transfem, 23, in love with hummingbirds, (they/them) [burbling creek devoid of thoughts]

[shieldfoss]

[thekatitube]

DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

not gonna lie, discovering the word “ough” changed me fundamentally as a person

[koriandrea]

[worm-suggestion]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

[biohammer]

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[irlwakko]

this is by far my favorite safety/warning sign btw. they really went off with this one

[ri-rawr-isnt-ok]

No cuz I fucking love this sign. It’s not an actual barrier so it’s not like some sort of challenge it simply says “fuck around and you will find out”

[irlwakko]

Ohohoho I LOVE “fuck around and find out” signs, especially the really dramatic and ominous (but true) ones

(Context for the last one: it’s a WWII era sign posted around the soldiers’ washroom mirror, warning them to never discuss military plans in places where civilians could hear them and report back to the enemy, e.g. in restaurants and pubs in the country. “Loose lips sink ships”.)

I also love these two, which I would place in the category of “You already fucked around, now you’re about to find out.”

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

Aerated water is fucking scary. It's water that has a fuckton of gas in it, which reduces the buoyancy to the point where you will immediately start to sink if you fall in.

[aqueerkettleofish]

[rigjuice]

ive been collecting these recently and wanted to add some of my favorites

[depsidase]

[thenyanguardparty]

funnyman community mad that furry trans girls have taken over and are funnier than them

[catcrumb]

[toyota-supra]

I’m going to DETONATE and it’s going to DESTROY SO MANY BUILDINGS

[toyota-supra]

huh?

OH HEAVENS WHAT KIND OF BEAST OF LEGEND IS THIS

[memewhore]

[turnabout]

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

[txttletale]

its so fucking funny that nuclear waste is such a contentious topic. like yeah those damn nuclear advocates need to figure out somewhere reasonable to put that nuclear waste. for now we will  be sticking with coal power because it puts its waste products safe and sound In Our Lungs, where they cannot hurt anybody,

[txttletale]

the air pollution fandom says some incredible shit

[dkpsyhog]

Nuclear power doesn’t actually produce as much long-term waste as you think it does

We actually DO know how to store it safely, our governments are just procrastinating

It’s true that radioactive waste lasts a long time! What’s also true is that most types of industrial waste last forever so we’re actually pretty lucky radiation has an expiration date at all

[agentgingergold]

Coal actually emits more radiation than nuclear.

“Coal contains Uranium and Thorium and they occur in such trace amounts in natural, but when coal is burned, Uranium and Thorium are concentrated at up to a few times their original levels. In fact, the fly ash emitted from burning coal for electricity by a power plant, carries into the surrounding environment, 100 times more radiation than a nuclear power plant producing the same amount of energy. The conclusion is the waste produced by coal plants is actually more radioactive than that generated by nuclear power plant.”

[gone-angel]

the longer something radioactive lasts the less radiation it gives off at a time

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[butchfagminotaur]

actually sex is fun and casual if you want it to be and serious and sacred if you want it to be bc you make that choice for yourself and nobody else!

[butchfagminotaur]

thank you @a-flawless-catastrophe for this excellent way of putting it this is perfect

[ms-demeanor]

Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.

[ms-demeanor]

Some dipshit decided to pay the conference fee ($250) in quarters. He handed us a wrapped plastic bag full of loose change. "It's all there," he said with a shit-eating grin, "you can count it."

Oh buddy. We're going to count it. What were you expecting?

At about the time I got to $60, he offered to give us $300 collateral so he could get his badge and go to the conference.

No, bud. You get to watch the most dyscalculic staffer count to a thousand while all your friends go in to the breakfast and find seats for the first talk.

[ms-demeanor]

"Ruining someone's day" is the favorite hobby of everyone here. Why would you hand us the perfect opportunity to wreck your shit and think that was an own? Half the con is calling him "Untraceable," the other half is calling him "Quarter Boy" and nobody cares what he says his handle is.

I spent an hour counting that and made him go fetch me baggies to hold it every fifty dollars.

[ms-demeanor]

This ended up being a good bonus prank for me too, because when the counting was done I wrapped the bags in gaffer's tape and spent the rest of the day handing it to people very casually while saying "oh here, hold this for a sec" and then watching they weren't ready for the weight (I only did this to people I know well enough to know this wouldn't hurt them).

[ms-demeanor]

It's an infosec conference, so it's a weekend in a hotel full of people whose favorite thing is breaking the law and whose second favorite thing is following the letter of the law while cheerfully violating the spirit.

[weirdness-is-good]

[legitimate-poster]

Wake up babe, new booty shorts text just dropped.

[weirdness-is-good]