purveyor of pain

The looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore

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DR MICHAEL ‘hes our fucking huckleberry’ ROBINAVITCH I SEE YOU

hucklerobby shippers i was super skeptical but it seems that we have been blessed by the toxic workplace age gap yaoi gods

[raccoonlord05]

This isn’t very “Eat the rich” and “Rob the banks” of you

[allsadnshit]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

[monsterlogic]

[allsadnshit]

Thank u for this contribution

[sentientsky]

do u think david is aware of how profoundly we've all been affected by his whole, "...and i would like to spend—mmmggmmghh" thing????

[m3chanicalbrid3]

Just a reminder that listening to Hozier and not caring about politics is not something you can do. You can't listen to his music and not care about the world. You can't just ignore the political messages in his music. A big part of Hozier as an artist, and as a person, is bringing awareness to different issues and standing up for human rights. You can make jokes about him being otherworldly and a tree man because yes, a lot of his romance and morbid songs surround the physical earth it self but you cannot take away the years he's spent discussing human rights issues. He didn't spend 10 fucking years creating incredible albums riddled with songs like Take Me To Church, Nina Cried Power, Foreigner's God, Cherry Wine, and Eat Your Young just to have the political context, a.k.a the heart and soul of those songs, to he ignored. His "aesthetic" is not fairies and forests and skinny white girls in pretty dresses, his "aesthetic" is confronting the government and its corruption to shine light on issues that have been ignored for decades. You can't listen to Hozier and claim to love his music while not paying attention to the world around you.

[patrochillesvibes]

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

i might have found the most dedicated (brainrotted) good omens fan.

Hey y'all my beloved maggots, so in the spirit of having too much time and still recovering from my illness, your beloved Mascot was lurking on the lovely world wide web. I ended up, as one does, looking up what the fictitious '1810 clerkenwell diamond robbery' might have alluded to.

Of course I ended up with a bunch of tumblr and/or good omens results and then one bloody other search result. Which is what I'm sitting in utter bewilderment thinking about.

I'll link it at the end of the post, but to brief you on it, it was an article with an impressively detailed description of the supposed 1810 robbery, with the mastermind being (rather than Jane Austen, which is what I'd have expected the fake story to have) Richard Turpin. I didn't know who the fuck this was, so I looked him up, and found he was a highwayman who was executed in 1739 (there was a wee bit of bodysnatchin' involved, too). One of the diamonds in this article/story was also called the Star of South Africa, which when I looked it up, apparently is a diamond that was not discovered till the second half of the 19th century.

Which is all good lovely article impressive gonchposting but then I glance through the rest of the website and it seems to have actual articles about crime? I know nothing about stuff that happened after the Roman empire, so you are free to tell me about the legitimacy of the articles, but the fact remains that there are many articles, dating from July 2023 to February 2024.

I hear Good Omens season 2 came out on 28th July 2023, so this person set up an entire site in a few days, wrote an article with an anachronistic highwayman and diamond, and then proceeded to actually fill the rest of the site with articles? Am I in the correct timeline here? Has the internet lost its hivemind?

The Daring Heist: 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery

Unearth the infamous 1810 Clerkenwell diamond heist. Explore the daring robbery's details, the culprits, and the impact on London's history

Please can someone explain this to me? Is this the final stage of the brainrot? Is this what I'm doomed to experience? Because if so I'm suing the entire Good Omens fandom, yes, you all, for infecting me with it.

Or have I lost it and I hallucinated this entire internet experience?

[mellifluus-mayhem]

Wait wasn't newts car named after a highwayman named Dick Turpin

[anexperimentallife]

[barbthebuilder-deactivated20250]

Do y'all sometimes look in the mirror naked, see your boobs and be like: tf is that?

[talkingmongoosethegef]

alright boys, girls, neither, both, and those in between we need to clear something up:

if someone says they are queer, they are queer.

no ifs, ands, buts, etc. they are queer.

and if they discover later that they're cishet, great, amazing, wonderful, i'm glad we gave them community when they were figuring themselves out and needed it.

no gatekeeping of queerness here, alright?

because when shit hits the fan queerphobes wont care whether you're a cis gay man who goes by he/him or a bigender aromantic pansexual who goes by it/its

so stop with the respectability politics.

we're a community, fucking act like it.

[directedbypiper]

GOOD OMENS SCREENCAPS AND RELATED VIDEOS

THESE ARE THE FULL SERIES SCREENCAPS* I MADE FOR EVERYONE IN THIS BLESSED FANDOM!

*[I do not own any rights to these images, nor do I have permission to use or distribute them. These are not to be used for commercial or any monetary gain. Thank you for not suing me!]

Episode One - “In the Beginning”

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Episode Two -

“The Book”

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Episode Three -

“Hard Times”

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Episode Four -

“Saturday Morning Funtime”

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Episode Five - [FIXED]

“The Doomsday Option”

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Episode Six -

“The Very Last Day of the Rest of Their Lives”

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Extra Various Downloads -

“File Under: Vaguely Related”

MICHAEL SHEEN on Comic Relief Bake Off (Full Episode - 620MB)

DAVID TENNANT and MICHAEL SHEEN on The Graham Norton Show - 5/31/19  (Full Episode - 889MB)

[valtsv]

submissive and beheadable

[valtsv]

*kneels down at the chopping block and looks up at you so sweetly*

[mellifluus-mayhem]

anne boleyn is that you

[simonezitrone79]

It's funny but also absolute kind of tragic that Aziraphale, Mr. Romantic "Jane-Austen-is-my-role model-concerning-human-love" is so physically attracted by Crowley. When he examines him in an unobserved moment and breathes out like immediately needing a really cold shower (or just devour Crowley here and now).

And yes, the demon is as hot as hell (and I'm also completely fallen to those sleeky hips and the big yellow snake eyes). But what is so tragic, that by that, Aziraphale always comes within a whisker of committing the deadly sin of lust. A thing that he had been taught must not be and is absolutely a cause to get kicked out of heaven.

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[bontxt-deactivated20151125]

how do draw good

fill 14 sketch book

bad stuff is good stuff bc you made stuff

do you like sparkle???? draw sparkle

draw what make your heart do the smiley emote

member to drink lotsa agua or else bad time

d ont stress friend all is well

your art is hot like potato crisps

don’t let anyone piss on your good mood amigo

if they do

eat

them

[consultingcriminal-deactivated2]

this fucking post

i finally found it

in the name of the Lord

[mellifluus-mayhem]

some god tier advice right here

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[noneorother]

The Noneorother Good Omens Meta master list

Welcome to the master list of all Good Omens related meta posted by none other than myself, your humble art director and meta enthusiast. Dutifully organized for your read season 2 spiralling pleasure/pain.

Music/soundtrack metas All the music you didn't hear, part 1 All the music you didn't hear, part 2 All the music you didn't hear, part 3 All the music you didn't hear, part 4 Neil dubbed one line in season 2

Production design metas The Good Omens BTS is trolling us I found a few pearls in the GOS2 posters part 1 I found a few pearls in the GOS2 posters part 2 The streets are wet *almost* all the time? There are multiple versions of the bookshop columns

Symbology & Art metas The secret timeline inside of good omens part 0 The secret timeline part 1 The secret timeline part 2 Crowley’s did what now? Gabriel’s an ostrich The costumes at the ball Aziraphale *is* a real magician

Beelzebub's thrones Movie Metas The League Of Gentlemen's: Apocalypse The Tales Of Hoffmann, P&P part 1 The Tales of Hoffmann, P&P part 2

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