Queerlaag's Domain

May | 18+ | They/She | What a mess...

[newyorkkiss]

[f4therlesssss]

lesbian porn should kill men if they try to watch it like the ring

[mollyjames]

[hooved]

FUCK it was in parallel australia

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[lara-cherriinie]

they’re such a drama queen omfg bro

[lara-cherriinie]

they’re such a drama queen omfg bro

[greelin]

the devil went DOWN to georgia. always keep that in mind

[greelin]

we are below hell. is what i’m saying

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[blluish]

[haunted-xander]

Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad

Alternatively:

[sarahseeandersen]

[beesmygod]

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[simicmimic]

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[rizsnt]

break out of your role 🌻🌟