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Females presenting nipples: permanent hiatus

[mellomailbox]

@myrnat @chaoticandrogynous @riceandpetals @radioactive-jam @yuetuwxjkmto @justanotherexlover @videogameloser @mgntx @limit-list @crippledgay @saddeningamountofredgummiebears @dumbblondealchemist @cerulean2928 @loveddearle @babypizzaloverranch @wangitup @thiatereika @butbythegrace @ang3lba3 @safyro @ultrasoundscan @warriorrobin @lust-for-dick @thesealfriend @thomohomnay @phathardhats @hefeblog @sinnysin-sin @maryamorevnia @simplyoverstated @mmmahou @dancerjules14 @spidermanguy @jerseydeville @bidismal @eternally-writingstuff @brittathmpsn @gavilansblog @redaeris @any-one00 @mcxi @mxaether @my-miniatureanchorcollector-blog @hatterofwesteros @thejusticeofgood @the-lambs-still-scream @hedgehog-goulash7 @the-silverstarling @ikeracity @burners-programmer-blog 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[huigusu]

As expected of the child taught by Hanguang-jun.

He was also taught by you.

[snootyfoxfashion]

Illustration Sets Downloads by ozumiiwizard

All proceeds will be donated to Black Visions Collective, Reclaim The Block, and North Star Health Collective as well as PH frontliners. 

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[rogerwitt-deactivated20200430]

[kekeslider]

literally nothing will ever be more pure than the way sokka yells “SUKI” every time he sees his gf and runs right into her arms. i love that.

[ang3lba3]

i love writing and i love sharing it but sometimes you just wanna write 50k+ of horrible soap opera plot in a discord channel knowing that eventually you’re gonna have to wrangle a working plot from it even though you’ll have to cut like 80% of the best jokes and moments because theyre actually just you & one other person snorting smut-and-funnies-and-soap-opera-angst at 4:30 am 

[sidedoodlez]

We love our fire nation ladies here 🔥

[macabreweb]

🔥Sifu Hotman🔥

[crimson-chains]

Today is the day!

[turtletotem]

Book Giveaway

So I have one copy of Secondhand Shadow left over from the Book Fest I attended a few weeks ago. SS was my first novel, but I try not to hold that against it. :)

Summary:

It’s supposed to be a symbiotic relationship: the Shadow serves and protects the human Lumi, the Lumi feeds and cares for the Shadow. But when Damon’s Lumi died young and severed the bond between them, he declined to go with her like a good little Shadow. Yes, it hurts. Yes, he’s cold and hungry all the time. And yes, his own people call him an abomination. But for the first time, Damon’s life is his own, and he’s never going back.

Or so he thinks, until he meets Naomi, a pregnant college student… and bonds to her as his new Lumi. Which has never happened to a Shadow before. Naomi has enough problems on her plate, juggling college and a crappy survival job, preparing for a baby, and getting over her cheating ex-husband. The last thing she needs is a dark, brooding fellow like Damon depending on her physically and emotionally, and hating her for it. But a vigilante among Damon’s people has his sights set on Naomi – and they both know Damon is her only chance for survival.

(Since this is Tumblr, it’s probably best to mention up front that Naomi is a devout Christian and that’s a factor in her life decisions, including the choice to continue her unwanted pregnancy. She doesn’t picket clinics or anything, it’s just her beliefs are important to her.)

If you’re interested in the book, reblog this post! Multiple times, if you want. (Likes will not count.) On June 1st, I will pick a winner at random. You don’t have to be following me, and you don’t have to be in the U.S. You just have to be interested in the book!

[mellomailbox]

This is such a good book!!!! The world is amazing and the side characters are compelling and it was riveting, I couldn’t put it down

[silentwalrus1]

nap team international gold medal finalists 2019

[silentwalrus1]

when you were having a nice dream in full REM sleep but then your husbands toe touches your pinky finger and activates your primordial fight or flight reflex and you dont want to kill him but youre already more highly strung than a high wire act full of greyhounds and you know he was wearing those socks all day and they arent clean so you have to induce full rigor mortis in your own body to prevent the untimely death of a beloved american icon

[raccoonshands]

no background yet but i did remember to give bucky legs so thats a,,,, step up 

[boynsfw-blog]

what a time to be alive

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m so confused and laughing so hard like

What?!??!!!

[hannibal-and-dory]

I’m actually laughing so fucking hard right now.

Read the article and it would seem the upset is because (minor spoilers) Bruce Wayne adopts Dick Grayson and then Dick finds out that the Batcave is beneath Wayne Manor and comments “Wow! Batman lives in Bruce Wayne’s basement!” (Or something to that affect) and then later when Batman asks Dick to come with him in the batmobile Dick is worried about leaving without “asking his Dad, Bruce Wayne” so Batman tells him that Bruce Wayne and Batman have joint custody of him so it’s ok. And Dick Grayson, an orphan who until recently didn’t have one dad, is overjoyed to find out that he now has two!

People are offended because Batman is in a gay relationship with himself I’m dying

[piesandswords]

but do the butts match

[marvel-x-deactivated20200121]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[twistedeveryway]

Speaking of Hamilton, it’s super fucked up the reputation it gets because of some of its more immature fans. Like, yeah, okay, there are people out there that are treating the founding fathers like “uwu cinnamon roll characters” instead of the actual real life people they were but that’s….not the show’s fault? The show does a better job of showing them as flawed human beings than MOST historical media, which tend to glorify them and completely ignore all flaws and shortcomings.

But more than that, it’s fucked up that the show is starting to get a bad reputation or be regarded as “cringey”. This is a show that shattered records and set milestones in theatre, and it is a show that is like 99% non-white. It’s a show that was written BY a man of colour specifically to CREATE more roles for performers of colour in an industry where he always felt there was little to no room for them. Can we not discredit that or its importance just because some teens on tumblr don’t know how to be normal about a musical they like?

[nolvini]

spiderverse was a amazing!! please watch it I’m still mind blown

[terezis]

i talk a big game about enemies-to-lovers but i’ve only just now begun considering the possibilities of friends-to-enemies-to-lovers. they were friends. there was a BETRAYAL. now they’re enemies. but then… they fall in love… maximum potential for pining… achieved

[inkedinserendipity]

oh……..

[terezis]

if only they had seen the light earlier.. realized their feelings… just a little bit sooner… but now they’re on the opposite sides of a conflict… how tragic

[mwagneto]

This is just the plot of X-men

[drbonesmccoy]

Have you thought that, maybe your darkness is you? Your power. Like, how my light is for me. Maybe you’re finding your own power too.